Negative Reinforcement The Game

[Neonbob]

Why? He won't learn.

I should get more pens.

 

[ajb924]

Why? You still won't have anything to write

I should be working

 

[Neonbob]

Why? We're better than work.

I should throw lemons at people.

 

[ajb924]

Why? Unless you cut them open they won't burn eyes...

I should stop taking Neon's life advice...

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It's good.
[sup]By the way, you need to kill your teacher with an anvil.[/sup]

I should stop pretending to be a shrink to really demented people.

 

[ajb924]

Why? It's working for me!
[sub]Hmm sounds like a good idea...[/sub]

I should go play a video game

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You'd be away from your computer.
[sup]It is. And it's rewarding, too.[/sup]

I should do something more productive with my life.

 

[ajb924]

Why? Then you would be away from the computer
[sub]Well so is hard work, but i don't do that![/sub]

I should work harder

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You'll probably die.
[sup]And disprove the saying![/sup]

I should talk with my girlfriend.

 

[ajb924]

Why? If she liked you she would be calling you!
[sub]Trust me, be happy she isn't calling you...[/sub]

I should get a new girlfriend

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Isn't the current one you have good enough?
[sup]I suppose that's true. Means I'm not in trouble.[/sup]

I should kill more insects.

 

[ajb924]

Why? I am teaining an army of them!
[sub]That and it means she isn't going emo and cutting herself, or being all obsessy...
And i don't have a gf, broke up with her for those reasons =P[/sub]

I should play more games

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You already play a bunch of forum games.
[sup]Ah. That is pretty strange. Though I have had to stop my girl from killing herself twice, so...
:-S
Still, I actually do love her, so I'm keeping her.[/sup]

I should get professional help.
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[ShockValue]

Why? No amount of help will do anything.

I should beat up AJB.

 

[ajb924]

Why? They'd convince you to conform...
Why do all of your shoulds involve hurting me!?
[sub]Yea, mine called me at like 9pm to tell me she was going to slit her wrists, i was in the hospital for my foot at the time and when i called her back she was pissed at me 0_o.
Good for you! Hope it works out.
Hello Shock![/sub]

I should sell my SSN

 

[ShockValue]

Why? No one wants it.
[sup] Hello, how are you? [/sup]

I should punt a baby.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Nobody will buy it. Your identity sucks.
It won't go that far.
[sup]What...the...fuck? Was she off her meds or something?
At least I was nearby when my girl was trying.
Thanks for the wishes!
GAH! I just got ninja'd in two games at once! Fuckery.
How are you, Shock?
[/sup]

I should ignore my little tiny voice of reason.

 

[ajb924]

Why? It might grow up to be a great man/ woman!
Why? Then you'd be boring!
[sub]Not too bad, my parents finally got of my ass so i'm happy about that. And you?
And no, she was moving and was obsessed with me and was going to miss me so that was a resanable solution to her...[/sub]

I should spend less time on this site

 

[ShockValue]

Why? What the hell would you be doing then.
[sup] Oh, I am well, just watching Batman. [/sup]

I should get rid of this headache.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It'll come back later with friends.
[sup]Oh. I suppose she was unbalanced, then. :-S
Hi again Shock!
Baby brains?[/sup]

I should focus on the task at hand.