Negative Reinforcement The Game

[Neonbob]

Why bother? It'll only be outdated in a few years anyway.

I should get more good games.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother the one you have are fine

I should get a better job

 

[Crowghast]

What for? It'll never live up to your previous expectations and you'll want a new one.

I should really stop stabbing my hand during drinking games.

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? The blood thinning properties of booze has to be used in some way. Copious blood loss seems to be a good enough use to me.

I should make a mind control device.

 

[Crowghast]

Why should you? The government will find you and drown you with loads of patent and copyright bullshit until you don't know who it belongs to. Then they take it.

I should really buy some more groceries.

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? Eating the mailman is a better way of getting food. Cheaper, too.


I should beat up lawyers.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother if you kill them they'll just come back from hell

I should become a lawyer

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? There are enough already.

I should become a CSI.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother people will keep dying

I should sue enron

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? They can't give you any money.

I should hunt down stupid people.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother they'll keep reproducing till that's all that's left

I should turn stupid to join the masses

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? They have enough people already. And we barely have enough to man the turrets as it is...

I should stop making the government worry about me so much.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother they need to worry leaves them unsuspecting for me to pounce

I should make a new government

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? I'll just have to overthrow it when I take over the world.

I should create my own robot.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother It'll just overtake you're government when the robots rebel

I should pay my bills

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? You'll just owe them again next month.

I should stop harassing random people on the street.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother those dirty bastard deserve it

I should stop getting hookers

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? You can't get any more STDs...might as well keep using them.

I should avoid hitting animals with a baseball bat.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Why bother? You will do it again anyway..

I should stop saying the thing im typing

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? Everyone already knows you're insane. Talking to yourself won't influence their thoughts of you.

I should go watch more Mythbusters.