Negative Reinforcement The Game

[Neonbob]

Why? I'll just dig them up to be my experiments.

I should go out.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah, maybe you should. But with global warming/ global freezing (whenever the environmentalists feel like making up their fucking minds, let me know), the weather is guaranteed to be unpleasant.

I should study for my video game final (yes, there is a class for that).

 

[the Tadman]

Why? You're just lying about that anyways.

What if Dance Dance Revolution was part of gym class?

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You'll still get mixed up in threads.

I should have answered your question.

 

[the Tadman]

Why? I messed up...again.

I should find a way to save the world from evil.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It's just me.

I should have seen your face in a bullet.

 

[ajb924]

Why? Don't you mean a bullet in your face?

I should stop eating

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You'll starve and die.

I should catch up on Unforgotten realms.

 

[ajb924]

Why? Zero Punctuation is better

I should stop thinking about killing my ex girlfriend

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Then you'll stop thinking and start doing.

I should engage in more physical activity.

 

[ajb924]

Why? Physical activity SUCKS!!!

I should get in shape

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You are in shape. Perhaps round.

I should enjoy more people suffering.

 

[ajb924]

Why? If you enjoyed any more, you would enjoy your own suffering, your the only one left

I should kill neon cuz he called me round

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You could try, but the pantry is full of people who have before.

I should clean that out.

 

[ajb924]

Why? Then i'd have room for your dismembered body!

I should kill someone

 

[Neonbob]

Why? That's my job, dammit.

I should pay you for bodies.

 

[ajb924]

Why? Well actually... Thats a good idea, whats your offer

I should kill my ex girlfrind

 

[Neonbob]

Why? I won't pay for her corpse.
[sup]...$10 each. $15 if they're more intact. $5 for parts.[/sup]

I should mail body parts out to people I hate.

 

[ajb924]

Why? Unless the body parts belong to someone close to them its pointless

I should take neon up on his offer

 

[Neonbob]

Why? If you don't then I'll just get them my way.
[sup]But more is always better[/sup]

I should watch the Onion News more.