Negative Reinforcement The Game

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Why? nobody gives two shits about empathy anymore.

I should dump mind controlling tar into the local water systems...

 

[Neonbob]

Why? People are already docile enough.

I should introduce my friend to a knife.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Why? I my stockpile is big enough already.

I should create a cure for cancer, but instead of killing the cancer it kills lungs!

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Just kill the people who have it. Much quicker.

I should be a spell checker.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Why? everie1's grammar is just fin!

I should go finish prototype

 

[Neonbob]

Why? We can tell you the ending.

I should not spoil it for him.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Your damn straight. I will kick your ass nine ways to sunday if you do.

I should get back on topic.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Derailing is fun.

I should keep my axe next to me.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Why? My Axe-eating monster will pwn it.

I need to grab some nomnomnoms.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? I've poisoned everything in your house.

I should be less confrontational.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Why? if people were less confrontational, hitler would have won the war.

I should take more care with that napalm i have hidden in each of your chairs.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? I love napalm. You keep adding to my supply!

I should stop people from talking.

 

[the Tadman]

Why? Then how could you prove them wrong?

I should stop ignoring people's opinions.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Then you might accept them.

I should get another cooling unit for my computer.

 

[Ranthus]

Edit: New post.
Why? It could break down and your computer would melt through the floor.

I should stop posting on forums, all the idiots never understand my points and flame me for it.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You know you love being flamed. Your avatar says as much.

I should stop jumping to conclusions.

 

[jackanderson]

Why bother? Jumping to conclusions helps you know that the next Uwe Boll film'll be shit.

I should try and stop being negative about life.

 

[the Tadman]

Why? Negativity destroy's bad surprises.

I should insult more people.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother you really shouldn't be talking

I should find a cure for cancer

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Something worse will just take its place.

I should pay attention while driving.