NERD JOKES! 8D

[Xanadu84]

Spoiler: There's 10 kinds of people in this world...

There's 10 kinds of people in this world...

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

That one just got sighs and groans even in a room full of computing students.

I told my brother that one. Next day I saw in his AIM profile (Naturally this was way back in the day) "There are ten kinds of people in this world..." I almost cried.

Also, related to the Pavlov, does the name ring any bells joke...

Spoiler: Why does Pavlov hate visitors?

Why does Pavlov hate visitors?
Because every time the door bell rings, he has to go feed the dogs.

Take a second longer, and just a tad more thinking through to get. Actually, I heard a comedian say that joke and I started laughing, and that same brother looked at me like I was crazy.

 

[Discon]

2 men walk into a bar the 1st one says

"I'll have some H20"

The second man says

"Yeah i'll have some H20 too"

The second man died

Don't think many people will get this one, but it's funny! ^^

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Am I stupid for not getting more than half these jokes?

By the way, I was in the library the other day, reading a book on anti-gravity, and I just couldn't put it down.

 

[iseko]

Am I stupid for not getting more than half these jokes?

By the way, I was in the library the other day, reading a book on anti-gravity, and I just couldn't put it down.

Nah, not stupid. Most of them are word play. The other half you should have studied science. And not high school science, unless you were a complete science nerd in school .

What does make you stupid is not being able to put on your own shoes. Can you do that? Then you are A-okay .

 

[GameChanger]

Err, (5x11) is 55 not 66 so it would come out to equal 81 which is 9^2

Wasn't it 5*11 = 55 instead of 66?

WTF?

I am having a bad week for reading numbers.

A few days ago, I checked a list that said I needed 22 of an object, coutned up the ones I had, got to 20, counted again, got to 20, checked the list again, saw 22, went and got two more, used up 20 of them, had two left, checked the list again and saw that it only said 20.

You know that game that tries to convince you you're going as mad as your character? I'd like to stop playing that now, please.

What game are you talking about? Because I want to play that right NOW.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

I heard this somewhere ages ago, think only programmers understand it:

'Yo momma is so fat the recursive function of computing her mass causes a stack overflow'

 

[Fingers O'Toole]

EDIT: Didn't realize the Heisenberg one had already been done, hopefully mathematician toilet humor will suffice:

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

Spoiler

He worked it out with a pencil.

 

[Esotera]

Got another one, requires a bit of basic chemistry. It's quite a big image so I'll put up a spoiler.

Spoiler

Bit of a programmer one. Made me giggle when I first heard it.

Two strings walk into a bar. First string says, "Hi, I'd like a beer, thanks." Second string says, "Hey, I'd also like a beer.h<ajs+#a´qbs#äösaßt[0s znmüs0ß}s äö,ßns...
First string says, "Don't mind him. He isn't null termniated."

Love this...