Nerdiest thing you've ever said?
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Yea, I saw Watchmen with a friend and kept pointing out the irritating differences from the book. I do it in all films though, make nerdy comments.
Me and my mate once had a discussion on how we both grew up on Warcraft II. I felt incredibly nerdy after that.
I say lol all the time, all though i do wear a top hat so people tend not too take me all too seriously anyway.psypherus said:
I'm pretty certain I've made some nerd-esque innuendo and I can recall regretting it immediately after i vomited those words from my mouth.
Ah, good times.
"Love is a human evolutionary behavior designed to attract and keep a mate."
In my defense, my teacher's prompt was "How would an alien describe love?" Most people talked about platonic love vs non-platonic love. I thought that those answers were too species-centric, and only understandable from the perspective of a person. Why the assumption that love is universal? Hence, my answer. I got laughed at, without a chance to explain.
I do find the whole thing funny now, though.
In my defense, my teacher's prompt was "How would an alien describe love?" Most people talked about platonic love vs non-platonic love. I thought that those answers were too species-centric, and only understandable from the perspective of a person. Why the assumption that love is universal? Hence, my answer. I got laughed at, without a chance to explain.
I do find the whole thing funny now, though.
When I wen't to a Halloween 6th Form Party as Link, and tried to blend in amoungst the various slutty animal costumes.... and had this conversation with 80% of my year:
"What are you? Peter Pan?"
"No.... I'm Link from the Zelda series... Nintendo?"
"Peter Pan doesn't have a sword like that."
"That's because i'm Link... and it's the Master Sword..."
"There's no one called Link in Peter Pan."
"... I know."
"So are you Robin Hood?"
".... yes."
(EDIT: And another good one was when my English Lit teacher asked me to define 'irony', and I just quoted the Futurama episode 'The Devils Hands Are Idle Playthings' and said "the use of words expressing something other than their literal intention"... when I say 'said'... I sung it. I dropped English at the end of that year.
"What are you? Peter Pan?"
"No.... I'm Link from the Zelda series... Nintendo?"
"Peter Pan doesn't have a sword like that."
"That's because i'm Link... and it's the Master Sword..."
"There's no one called Link in Peter Pan."
"... I know."
"So are you Robin Hood?"
".... yes."
(EDIT: And another good one was when my English Lit teacher asked me to define 'irony', and I just quoted the Futurama episode 'The Devils Hands Are Idle Playthings' and said "the use of words expressing something other than their literal intention"... when I say 'said'... I sung it. I dropped English at the end of that year.
I can't remember any direct quotes of nerdy things I've said (Bahamut knows, I've said a lot of them), however, I have on several occasions responded to a very nerdy comment thusly: "I don't know what's the saddest: the fact that you said that, or the fact that I got it."
I'm adamant that my drama group use video games in our piece, I've planned a scene for us to do involving painting our shirts like PS3 controllers.
I was stood with some girls in my class who... aren't like me, you could say and they were saying how much they hate stupid people, so I chipped in, "Yeah! like when you're playing online? And they don't understand if they get a head shot, it'll improve their stats?"
They looked at me like I was a freak. Perhaps I should stick to talking about kittens and handbags.
I was stood with some girls in my class who... aren't like me, you could say and they were saying how much they hate stupid people, so I chipped in, "Yeah! like when you're playing online? And they don't understand if they get a head shot, it'll improve their stats?"
They looked at me like I was a freak. Perhaps I should stick to talking about kittens and handbags.