New arounds these parts...

[Tartarga]

Welcome to the Escapist! Stay away from the basement, don't feed the trolls, and don't eat my beef jerky. GOD HELP YOU IF YOU EAT MY BEEF JERKY!

 

[rabidmidget]

Welcome to the Escapist! Stay away from the basement, don't feed the trolls, and don't eat my beef jerky. GOD HELP YOU IF YOU EAT MY BEEF JERKY!

Om nom nom nom

...wait, where you saying something? I was to busy eating this delicious beef jerky I found lying around.

OT: Welcome, we are a friendly bunch...unless you disobey any of these rules.

1) Stay out of the basement
2) Use the search bar
3) Don't make vs threads
4) Don't make zombie threads
5) Don't display any religious opinions, unless they are atheist (some people here seem to act like Jesus personally kicked their dog)
6) There is no rule 6
7) No redundant rules
8) No Double posts
9) No Double posts

(5 was a joke, there just appears to be A LOT of atheists here with vocal opinions about religion)

 

[Lullabye]

I saw somebody do a thread like this, so i figured what the hell, I'll do one too. I just signed up to escapist so figured I say hello to everyone.

HI!
will you be my butt buddy?
Assuming you've lurked a bit, then you should know this here ain't 4chan. We shoot trolls, and wear their fur(trolls have fur right?) as coats.

 

[Tartarga]

Welcome to the Escapist! Stay away from the basement, don't feed the trolls, and don't eat my beef jerky. GOD HELP YOU IF YOU EAT MY BEEF JERKY!

Om nom nom nom

...wait, where you saying something? I was to busy eating this delicious beef jerky I found lying around.

NOOOOOO!!!!! Why did I leave my jerky lying in the open like that!? WHY!? Curse you rabidmidget, you will rue this day do you hear me? RUE! *runs off into the night*

 

[TheycallmeTiny]

Welcome to the Escapist! Stay away from the basement, don't feed the trolls, and don't eat my beef jerky. GOD HELP YOU IF YOU EAT MY BEEF JERKY!

Om nom nom nom

...wait, where you saying something? I was to busy eating this delicious beef jerky I found lying around.

NOOOOOO!!!!! Why did I leave my jerky lying in the open like that!? WHY!? Curse you rabidmidget, you will rue this day do you hear me? RUE! *runs off into the night*

Wow...I can tell I'm really going to like it here. Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Welcome to The Escapist....

I think all the witty welcome things besides don't go into the basement are gone seeming how furburt rarely frequents off topic now adays.

 

[ultrachicken]

Oh man, I so want in on this welcoming business!

...

[HEADING=1]WELCOME![/HEADING]

 

[l3lazec]

Oh man, I so want in on this welcoming business!

...

[HEADING=1]WELCOME![/HEADING]

 

[Nouw]

I only have 1 rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job I'll kill you myslef. Woops! Wrong section.
[sub]Cookie for naming which movie I got this line. Even more cookies for which 2 people said it[/sub]
Ahem.

1.Don't feed the trolls, report and move on.
2.To searchbar or to not searchbar is the question. The answer is use it,use it and did I mention use it?
3.Visit the say something at the above avatar's funeral threadVisit all the sub-forums! You'll have a blast!
4.Read the rules and follow them!
5.No flaming, please be nice.
6.Once again, be nice. This Spartan 117 guy is good at exactly this.
7.Don't be afraid to voice your opinion. Golden Rule.

Finally, all Rules enforced by the Adeptus Astartes.

Almost forgot!

Welcome to the Escapist. The 'Internet Heaven.'

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Welcome to the Escapist. The 'Internet Heaven.'

...where all the good threads go when they die? Or am I dead too?

Oooh, my mind hurts now... I must be going to die, seeing as this is Internet Heaven!


Um, yeah, hi. We're crazy here, but it's fun

 

[Nouw]

Welcome to the Escapist. The 'Internet Heaven.'

...where all the good threads go when they die? Or am I dead too?

Oooh, my mind hurts now... I must be going to die, seeing as this is Internet Heaven!


Um, yeah, hi. We're crazy here, but it's fun

Yeah it's more of a 'safe heaven.' Hell is /b/.

 

[sylekage]

I only have 1 rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job I'll kill you myself

Starship Troopers.

Anyway...

WELCOME!!

Now get the hell out...

I'm just kidding. Welcome to the escapist community. It's awesome here and I hope you enjoy your stay. Just stay out of that back closet there.
You can never unsee what is in that back closet there.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I only have 1 rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job I'll kill you myslef. Woops! Wrong section.
[sub]Cookie for naming which movie I got this line. Even more cookies for which 2 people said it[/sub]

Starship Troopers, first by Rasczak then later by Rico. Cookies please!


Welcome to the Escapist! Don't feed the trolls, don't go into the basement and don't be an arse.

Other than that, remember to keep all arms, legs, wings, tentacles, various other appendages inside the ride at all times!

We hope you enjoy your stay, and not notice the three sniper rifles aimed at your noggin right now.

 

[Nouw]

I only have 1 rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job I'll kill you myslef. Woops! Wrong section.
[sub]Cookie for naming which movie I got this line. Even more cookies for which 2 people said it[/sub]

Starship Troopers, first by Rasczak then later by Rico. Cookies please!


Welcome to the Escapist! Don't feed the trolls, don't go into the basement and don't be an arse.

Other than that, remember to keep all arms, legs, wings, tentacles, various other appendages inside the ride at all times!

We hope you enjoy your stay, and not notice the three sniper rifles aimed at your noggin right now.

Spoiler: Here you go

GOT YOU!

Spoiler: Seriously though, for knowing such an awesome movie and franchise

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

Welcome!

*tips hat*

All I can say is don't accept cookies from strangers.

Unless it's me.

Mine are delicious.


Wow I really sound like a pedo...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

5. Versus threads are frowned upon.

Awww man.

You bet they are. The moment you put up a versus thread, you will be called on it by at least fifty people and your thread may be locked. Locked doesn't necessarily mean you'll get a probation but you might get a warning or something. I've never done it myself.

Anyway, welcome to the best forums on the web. We have hilarious moments, sad moments, thought provoking moments, pranking moments and generally positively fantastic everyday moments.

I hope you enjoy your stay XD

[sub][sub][sub]Avoid the basement :O[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I only have 1 rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job I'll kill you myslef. Woops! Wrong section.
[sub]Cookie for naming which movie I got this line. Even more cookies for which 2 people said it[/sub]

Starship Troopers, first by Rasczak then later by Rico. Cookies please!


Welcome to the Escapist! Don't feed the trolls, don't go into the basement and don't be an arse.

Other than that, remember to keep all arms, legs, wings, tentacles, various other appendages inside the ride at all times!

We hope you enjoy your stay, and not notice the three sniper rifles aimed at your noggin right now.

Spoiler: Here you go

GOT YOU!

Spoiler: Seriously though, for knowing such an awesome movie and franchise

It was an awesome movie wasn't it? Just too bad they DIDN'T MAKE A SEQUEL. NONE!

 

[Nouw]

I only have 1 rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job I'll kill you myslef. Woops! Wrong section.
[sub]Cookie for naming which movie I got this line. Even more cookies for which 2 people said it[/sub]

Starship Troopers, first by Rasczak then later by Rico. Cookies please!


Welcome to the Escapist! Don't feed the trolls, don't go into the basement and don't be an arse.

Other than that, remember to keep all arms, legs, wings, tentacles, various other appendages inside the ride at all times!

We hope you enjoy your stay, and not notice the three sniper rifles aimed at your noggin right now.

Spoiler: Here you go

GOT YOU!

Spoiler: Seriously though, for knowing such an awesome movie and franchise

It was an awesome movie wasn't it? Just too bad they DIDN'T MAKE A SEQUEL. NONE!

Guess you don't count them as sequels eh?

 

[Brandon237]

Hi, and welcome to...

[HEADING=1]THE ESCAPIST[/HEADING]

Do not go into the basement and do not mention ad-blockers. Ever. We hope you enjoy your stay and look forward to your contributions.