If he's a breed that's likely to grow up into a large cat (Maine Coon, etc.), name him Paradox.
That way, if he ever dives off the back of the couch at you for some monkey head-skritching time, you can off-handedly mention that you've 'collapsed under the weight of Paradox'.
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