New Christian game. Greatest game of all time?

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Hey Joe

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Andraste said:
as carrot pointed out, or they went to some weird disco inferno where dancing consisted of spinning rapidly in circles.
Yeah, so? How exactly do you dance? Because, let me tell you, spinning rapidly in circles attracts the ladies...and their restraining orders.

I'm so lonely.
 

Anarchemitis

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I do not beleive this will spread Christianity beyond idiots. Furthermore, Is that machinima made with the original 'Alone in the Dark'?
 

Ciarog

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"This video really captures the essence of an acid trip"
-truaxmj, from the comments section

I don't know how the rest of y'all spend your nap time, but compared to my average dream this game's plot is well thought and completely beleivable. :)
 

stevesan

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my life is a little more complete after seeing a horse getting launched from a cannon and seeing the same horse ride a rocket into space. this, my friends, is what we need more of in games. absolute insanity.
 

Don Alejandro

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What had me puzzled was when he ran behind a book case. Then there are these off liquid sounds, and Reuben rises from the desk ominously. Following this there's a shot of the woman's face that looks like she's had three simultaneous heart attacks. It was amazing.

When the train broke through the wall, I cheered. The horse's 'devil-may-care' attitude is set in stone, she is no longer the feeble Hannah. She is no mere librarian. She is a miniature racehorse that breaks out better dance moves than the unholy cyborg love child of MC Hammer, Michael Jackson, and Abraham Lincoln.

Usually the Escapist veers away from superficial numerically based grades, but I think we can all agree. Every one of us. This game is truly deserving of the much coveted '5 stars out of 5 stars'. I salute you CougarInteractive and God bless.
 

BonsaiK

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You are not God, you do not decide when the thread ends.
 

Girlysprite

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That was the most stilted dialogue I EVER heard. I mean, in a gamedesign I worked for we had characters that had stilted dialogue on *purpose* and even they didn't sound as stilted as these guys there....Damn.
 

Larenxis

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I watched it and immediately thought it was the best game ever. And then I watched that video of Big Rigs and I had to hold my nose to keep from laughing (curse normal people and their need for sleep). Please, please post more videos of games like these.

And KurtNiisan, I think that's a bit out of line.
 

RavenTheBlade

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Now if only we could find a way to have the animals DRIVING the big rigs... through a tunnel of jell-o. That would be the single greatest game ever.
 

excessum ado

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It makes me sad that someone took time out of their life to amke that game and if I find whoever made this game I'll take whatever life they have left for creating such an abomination.