New Christian game. Greatest game of all time?
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Reuben definitely looks hungry for a Hannah sandwich. This thread is now about Hannah sandwiches. Mmm, Hannah sandwich...Dry Ice said:
That old fellow is one of the creepiest video game characters ever.
The fact that the bible has more contradictions than an MGG=Reviews post doesn't help either. I never understood why God killed everyone in Egypt to punish the Pharaoh for being a dick. Did they themselves actually do something wrong? Did I miss something?MrCIA said:
I hope that if this thread turns into a religious debate, that the debate is an intelligent one and doesn't consist of "lol u believe in a fairytale sky daddy" and "u r going to hell."
lol ur goin 2 hellDuck Sandwich said:
On topic, whoever posted the Big Rigs review, Armake21's is better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqIOdzdTUCY
- I say it's a waste of time, so don't bother. The Bible-Bashers will spout their nonsense and noone will listen, and the Athiests/Agnostics will continue to say "He's not real!"Duck Sandwich said:
Arguing will achieve nothing and noone will change sides, so why bother.
my name is ruben. after wating fo it to load i returned to this site and 5 min's later. "hello ruben." creapy
hmm the only thing that I have seen that compares to this in its humor through masochistic idiocy is an anime dub called Garzey's Wing. It honestly doesn't matter whether you like anime or not it will offend sense, logic and possibly rupture your spleens. How are voice acters so blind to crappy diologue? I mean it takes 2 seconds to spot that I'm a dyslexic using a new copy of vista without MSword, because of several horrendous grammer and spelling errors; whereas Garzey's wing, Big Rigs, and this whatever, all sound like the diolague was generated by a brute force program for guessing passwords or a two year old with word cubes... or maybe that guy who directs horrible game based movies Uwe Boll. Its just so horrible that it couldn't have been on purpose, maybe on crack but not on purpose.
I believed in God before I saw this video.
Now ... I just don't know anymore.
Edit: I just had to add this. Apparently the game's website lists it as "A 3D Action game for ages 9-99."
Apparently ages 1-9 are S.O.L. when it comes to the mind-bending logic puzzles of multiannimal running around.
Now ... I just don't know anymore.
Edit: I just had to add this. Apparently the game's website lists it as "A 3D Action game for ages 9-99."
Apparently ages 1-9 are S.O.L. when it comes to the mind-bending logic puzzles of multiannimal running around.
A tasty excerpt from the web site. HOORAY FOR LITERACY!
"One day Hannah the Horse was racing on lots of green grass. Suddenly she noticed that lots of crows had come out. ?Look Cain!?, she declared, ?The crows have come out to greet us.?, but just then she noticed that the crows were indeed flying overhead, but they also were pooping lots of poop from above. As the noise and stench came from above, she shouted aloud, ?Quick everyone!? ?Let?s run into this cave over here!?.
Then Hannah noticed that the cave ending was a cliff that dropped down to a deep river far below. Agggh!, she screamed as she fell down. ?Oh those nasty crows?, she said aloud. ?If I could just be on the moon, then there would be no more crows, because crows don?t live on the moon!?
"One day Hannah the Horse was racing on lots of green grass. Suddenly she noticed that lots of crows had come out. ?Look Cain!?, she declared, ?The crows have come out to greet us.?, but just then she noticed that the crows were indeed flying overhead, but they also were pooping lots of poop from above. As the noise and stench came from above, she shouted aloud, ?Quick everyone!? ?Let?s run into this cave over here!?.
Then Hannah noticed that the cave ending was a cliff that dropped down to a deep river far below. Agggh!, she screamed as she fell down. ?Oh those nasty crows?, she said aloud. ?If I could just be on the moon, then there would be no more crows, because crows don?t live on the moon!?
right on one wrong on 2BonsaiK said:
Agnostics are open to god, but not religien. any way dont talk about fath its flam bait and it'll close the thread
So let 'em close it, the most to be lost is post 26.Knight Templar said:
Agnostics are alot like anarchists; there's as many definitions of it as there are adherents. If you are one you're probably either in denial about it or you're the only person on the planet who has an inkling of what agnosticism/anarchism really means.
Of course, if one wants to play a decent Christian-inspired game I recall playing an old shooter called The War in Heaven which kept my teenage mind occupied for some time (never was a shooter fan). Might be abandonware now, it was done by the same guy who did Rebel Moon Rising.
