New japanes erotic game lets you track your playing-with-yourself time

[Saucycarpdog]

http://kotaku.com/5475347/nsfw-erotic-game-tracks-alone-time

I can already see some media buzz around this. Horray for Japan!

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

May have to get this...*shifty looks*...For er...Research.

 

[j0z]

why do we need this? I could (NOT DID OR WILL DO) do basically the same thing with a spreadsheet in Excel or any of the free versions out there.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Volstag9]

really Japan? REALLY. I honestly don't know about you anymore. I would say that you've gone one step too far and that this is the worse you can get, but i have a feeling you'd just do something worse next week. Honestly...

 

[The Spectator]

I can't really say I'm surprised. It's Japan after all?

 

[Hawgh]

Well, this brings achievement whoring to new and exciting heights.

 

[Kenjitsuka]

I don't need this game for that, that's what I have an Excel Spreadsheet for already

 

[JEBWrench]

Well, this brings achievement whoring to new and exciting heights.

Achievement unlocked! "Minuteman!"

 

[xDHxD148L0]

Yes, because all people really want is to keep track of how much they wank.

 

[NeuroShock]

I get the feeling this is one of those games where you don't want to be on the top of the leaderboards, for either "fastest time" or "best overall score"

 

[Brad Shepard]

Oh this is great, i hope theres a leaderboard

 

[tkioz]

If countries were people Japan would be the creepy dude in the trench coat on the bus. Seriously Japan? Gamers have already got enough crap to deal with you need to lay more on us?

 

[ravensshade]

really Japan? REALLY. I honestly don't know about you anymore. I would say that you've gone one step too far and that this is the worse you can get, but i have a feeling you'd just do something worse next week. Honestly...

and that's why we love japan...
but that is rather.. disturbing... or better yet.. i find your lack of wanking disturbing

 

[Gindil]

May have to get this...*shifty looks*...For er...Research.

FOR SCIENCE!

Seriously, isn't there other things you're worrying about than tracking your time? >_>

 

[Baby Eater]

...All I have to ask is how does it track those?

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

I could imagine it now...

Game: "NEW HIGHSCORE!!! NEW HIGHSCORE!!"

Player: "AM WINNAR!!!"