New japanes erotic game lets you track your playing-with-yourself time

[MiracleOfSound]

Ha! That's hilarious.

Is there a motion controller?

 

[aPod]

Japan confuses me so very much. They make stuff like this, but everything is censored... what is it? They have some serious identity issues.

As for the game its self... well it made me giggle with whats!!? Nice Job, keep em coming. Next game i want is A godzilla style game. Two gaint people destroy a city while "combating". That would sell a million, maybe two but most likely just a cool mil.

 

[Kalfira]

Ooooook? Why would you want to know this? Set a high score? What if it automatically uploads to the internet and there is an online score board. You could set it to calculate different things. Like for instance, number of times wanked, most wanked per day, or even if you buy the optional camera peripheral: Greatest sploodge distance.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

Japan is crazy

 

[Nomad]

...All I have to ask is how does it track those?

That was my thought too.

 

[War Penguin]

Dammit, Japan. Quit confirming sexual stereotypes about your country.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

If it comes out for consoles it may be the first game that i thousand point. *Giggity*

 

[Fathoms]

buy the optional camera peripheral: Greatest sploodge distance.

that sounds utterly hilarious

OT: japan, you have set a new standard for "Win", as well as a new standard for "Fail". congrats.

 

[tetron]

Also to be released later this year Wankfest Online ! Become the ultimate wanker !

 

[Plurralbles]

well, maybe it woudl get the person to realize how much of their life they're literally whacking away.