New Life Form? Thoughts?

[300lb. Samoan]

I've seen these before. Hit it with your crowbar, it's full of snark eggs.

If it's not something from a video game, I want it fucking dead. I may never sleep or drink tap water again. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Barnacle!
Quick, send an explosive barrel at it!

 

[Anderj17]

okay time to get the crowbar and physics gun out

 

[Xvito]

Wait, did you guys say worms!? Oh crap, now you got me thinking of that X-files episode with the sewer-worms. Thanks a lot, now I won't be getting any sleep...

--Xvito, is scared of the worms.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

Worms? I think not. This, my friends is about 3 steps away from being something that induces insanity from the mere sight of it.

Just for giggles, DO NOT imagine placing your hand carefully on top of it, and watching it pulsate and cover up your hand, oh no... it doesn't hurt, it's just a kind of numbing sensation... oh look, now it's up to your elbow. And it's still PULSATING... in the exact same rhythm as your heartbeat.

 

[Redingold]

I think it's a slime mould. They are microscopic organisms, but they can combine to form a single slug-like creature.

 

[Irridium]

It looks like if you poke it, it will pop and send out hundreds of flesh-eating critters