New member thread!

[Dead Seerius]

"WARNING: You are now entering the Escapist Forums. Content may not be suitable for those easily disturbed by snide remarks and sarcastic overtones. Proceed at your own risk."

[small]Kidding, this place is usually pretty great.[/small]

Oh, and please give yourself an enhanced identity by adding an avatar.

 

[Euryalus]

Under the old laws new members were made to serve as Daystar's concubines for a few years before they could be full-fledged posters. Fortunately I led a successful revolution a few months back and that law has since been abolished.

Now you just have to offer me, the Escapist's new God-Emperor, the immortal soul of your firstborn

Do you accept adopted children?

OT: Most of what can be said has already been said. Listen to the smart people here... unless they gave you stupid advice, then ignore it. I haven't read everything here. justed skimmed mostly XD


My advice is to join us over in forum games and give this user group a try. It has a dental plan and everything!

 

[Euryalus]

"WARNING: You are now entering the Escapist Forums. Content may not be suitable for those easily disturbed by snide remarks and sarcastic overtones. Proceed at your own risk."

[small]Kidding, this place is usually pretty great.[/small]

Oh, and please give yourself an enhanced identity by adding an avatar.

Adding to this, the great people at the avatar crafting user group can help you to make some nifty stuff. Click The Avatar Store:: New and Second-Hand

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

[sub]LOVE FOR PANCAKES ALSO HELPS. VIVA LA PANCAKES.[/sub]

Waffles are superior in everyway imaginable. Also yes, come to forum games. We have cake... o.o

 

[Spikethebloody]

Hi guys! I finally decided to create a account, I've only been coming to this site twice a week for about two years to watch zero punctuation and movie bob.

 

[Olas]

Low content posts seem to be the biggest trip up for most people. That's how I got 2/3 of my warnings.

Simply posting a picture, animated gif, or video does not count for anything. Even a picture accompanied with a few words won't work. You need to post at least a full sentence or two saying something. If you really don't have that much to say then reconsider posting.