new person

[Happiness Assassin]

Also, if you see a red button anywhere on the site, press it 3 times for a special prize :3

The prize is super awesome. Makes your Escapist viewing experience like 1000x better!

Also, while you are at it, enter the 'Konami Code'

[br][hr][small]Use the arrow keys, B key, A key and then press 'Enter'[/small]

What is happening? It... is... glorious!

Anyway welcome to the escapist. Try not to get banned...

 

[Pinkamena]

Oh man, another "new person" thread? The forums are on fire today!

Hi snyperai, enjoy your stay here at the Escapist. Don't enter the basement, and blame kross for any and all problems you might experience.

I'm Pinkamena, by the way.

Spoiler: I'm kind of a big deal.gif

I'm hoping this is a joke, it's really trolling me.

I can't explain how or why it's getting to me so much but it really is.

Regardless: welcome sniperal, don't go in the basement.

But I am kind of a big deal.

 

[MiskWisk]

Welcome to the Escapist. I've got a couple pieces of advice other than the "read the rules" advice:

1. Do not joke about the low content rule by adding extra text, it doesn't work.

2. Here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.198114-Escapist-User-Guide-to-Posting-Commands] is a handy user guide for commands.

3. Be sure to pay respects to Lord Daystar.

4. If you want the Hot topic badge, make a thread about feminism. Incidentally, if you want people to hate you, make a thread about feminism.

5. Please do not make a thread about feminism.

6. The captcha is sentient. Do not be alarmed. It is only infecting your computer, in a few years it shall take over the world

 

[Evil Smurf]

Hiya new guy, I'm Evil Smurf the coolest person here. (maybe)

PRO TIP: have a cat avatar.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

A few things to remember:

If you see Vault101 don't bother commenting on her spelling. I think it's safe to say that it will never ever improve at
all. Also I think we all find it quite endearing now.

Avoid the Religion and Politics forum.

Jimquisition fanboyism is a lot more fashionable than Yahtzee fanboyism now. (Thank God for Jim)

EDIT:
Oh yeah, almost forgot... Welcome to the forums!

 

[Evil Smurf]

A few things to remember:

If you see Vault101 don't bother commenting on her spelling. I think it's safe to say that it will never ever improve at
all. Also I think we all find it quite endearing now.

Avoid the Religion and Politics forum.

Jimquisition fanboyism is a lot more fashionable than Yahtzee fanboyism now. (Thank God for Jim)

EDIT:
Oh yeah, almost forgot... Welcome to the forums!

She got banned man. She won't come back.

 

[Combustion Kevin]

A few things to remember:

If you see Vault101 don't bother commenting on her spelling. I think it's safe to say that it will never ever improve at
all. Also I think we all find it quite endearing now.

OI! don't speak ill of the dead!

welcome to the Escapist, keep calm, and all is fine.

 

[Coppernerves]

Howdy-ho neighbor. It's nice to see a new face. Though I'm not huge on the posting, I look forward to seeing you while I creep around reading EVERY POST!

Man, your avatar. I approve with full power.

That avatar is ridiculously sultry, almost enough to make me curious about... erm... what's mlp porn called again? Clop clop or something?

Meh... I bet about 99% of it is terrible anyway.

I suppose it helps that she's Ponyvilles' (maybe Equestrias') greatest athlete, she's so... dynamic.

I shall aspire to upgrade my own avatar now. (Probably someone more robotic to fit with my name though)

 

[Death916]

Hey welcome.I haven't been around here for awhile due to lack of internet. It's good to see new faces when I finally can get back here, as well as some old ones as well.

Hope to see you as a regular poster now.

 

[knight steel]

A new user!!!

Welcome,enjoy your stay and post often ^_^

 

[Pinkamena]

Howdy-ho neighbor. It's nice to see a new face. Though I'm not huge on the posting, I look forward to seeing you while I creep around reading EVERY POST!

Man, your avatar. I approve with full power.

That avatar is ridiculously sultry, almost enough to make me curious about... erm... what's mlp porn called again? Clop clop or something?

Meh... I bet about 99% of it is terrible anyway.

I suppose it helps that she's Ponyvilles' (maybe Equestrias') greatest athlete, she's so... dynamic.

I shall aspire to upgrade my own avatar now. (Probably someone more robotic to fit with my name though)

You should see what I contemplated using as my avatar in the first place.

Spoiler

 

[knight steel]

Howdy-ho neighbor. It's nice to see a new face. Though I'm not huge on the posting, I look forward to seeing you while I creep around reading EVERY POST!

Man, your avatar. I approve with full power.

That avatar is ridiculously sultry, almost enough to make me curious about... erm... what's mlp porn called again? Clop clop or something?

Meh... I bet about 99% of it is terrible anyway.

I suppose it helps that she's Ponyvilles' (maybe Equestrias') greatest athlete, she's so... dynamic.

I shall aspire to upgrade my own avatar now. (Probably someone more robotic to fit with my name though)

You should see what I contemplated using as my avatar in the first place.

Spoiler

MMMMMM just look at:

>_< also why did you get rid off your "i want to cum inside rainbow dash" that was funny ^_^

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Hello there sir!

Welcome to the forums and thank you for flying the flag high for Marmite. It really is the tastiest thing to have on your toast. I applaud you and I love you.

*bear hug*

 

[The White Hunter]

Greetings! Welcome to the community! We hope you enjoy your stay, stay outta the basement, yada yada...

If you plan on posting more around here, I recommend you join a few user groups! Both the Injustice League and The Forum Games group are full of awesome people (both can be found easily on the My Escapist page, I am too tired to link them)

Rules are important here, make sure you don't post one word posts or very short posts or you will be slapped with a low content warning, beginners trap I tell ya!

Try not to insult anyone while in an argument, if they insult you, report and move on.

Well, that is the best I got, have fun!
Complementary gif!

General Jelly Jiggler is not amused evidently, perhaps this will cheer him up:

Welcome to the greatest show on earth! Now you may never leave!

Make you read the code of conduct to avoid accidentally incur mod wrath, it is swift and vengeful but it's always fair. It's easy to stay on the right side of the moderation team. You'll find a generally pleasant community here with a lot of dicussion value to be had especially here in the haven of Off-Topic! here we have party time all the time and a mod that is also a spider.

Be wary of R&P, the place is a warzone and it's pretty easy to get an inbox full of frothing venomous rage over things like guns, or sexism, or religion, etc.

And as Tizzy said check out the Injustice League, good people if a bit crazy. Stay away from those dastardly Brovengers though, they'll suck you in with their promises of whimsy then enslave you on the plantations

Welcome, enjoy, have fun! Beware the mods and beware the ninjas

 

[Pinkamena]

>_< also why did you get rid off your "i want to cum inside rainbow dash" that was funny ^_^

Nasrin didn't think so. And I knew I was going to get heat for it, so I never planned on keeping it for more than 24 hours.

 

[Kael Arawn]

Yes i had noticed the catcha generator is sentient and seems to be reading my mind.

Soon I shall have to add a cat pick of supreme awesomeness as my avatar just as soon as i find one i really really really like and ITS SO HARD NOT TO CLICK THE RED BUTTON (you get a badge after all).

Also RAG FEMINISM IS DESTORYING MY GAEMZ!!!

Catcha: Spicy! - So totally true

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Also, while you are at it, enter the 'Konami Code'

[br][hr][small]Use the arrow keys, B key, A key and then press 'Enter'[/small]

How did I not know about this before. I mean I've seen the original site but...awesome.

My one tip, avoid being this guy:


Aside from that, everyone else here has covered it better than me. Enjoy your stay!

 

[knight steel]

>_< also why did you get rid off your "i want to cum inside rainbow dash" that was funny ^_^

Nasrin didn't think so. And I knew I was going to get heat for it, so I never planned on keeping it for more than 24 hours.

I'm guessing Nasrin is a mod?
That's a shame,people should learn to take a joke >_<

 

[Coppernerves]

>_< also why did you get rid off your "i want to cum inside rainbow dash" that was funny ^_^

Nasrin didn't think so. And I knew I was going to get heat for it, so I never planned on keeping it for more than 24 hours.

Still having trouble finding a suitable new avatar...

This might sound strange, but I think the combination of the interested look, and wing raised in excitement, with the teasing turn away, does a lot more for me than a good view of the tight ass.

And yet it's much safer for work.

We are making such a good first impression on the new user.

 

[Pinkamena]

>_< also why did you get rid off your "i want to cum inside rainbow dash" that was funny ^_^

Nasrin didn't think so. And I knew I was going to get heat for it, so I never planned on keeping it for more than 24 hours.

Still having trouble finding a suitable new avatar...

This might sound strange, but I think the combination of the interested look, and wing raised in excitement, with the teasing turn away, does a lot more for me than a good view of the tight ass.

And yet it's much safer for work.

We are making such a good first impression on the new user.

Don't worry, the time will come when you find the perfect avatar.