New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths

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AndyFromMonday

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Of course they are egotistical sociopathic assholes. They only think of themselves, they threaten you if you don't do what they want, they fight over meaningless things...

We should just shoot all children now before they asimilate our DNA and become like us...
 

Mardy

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Well that study is a bit late, most children I've met have almost always been roughly like that.
 

Muffinthraka

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It's part of the way children have been brought up to give them the perfect childhood, there has been a huge increase in the number of pushy parents at schools who try to give their kids everything (there was an article about it in REder's Digest Oct 2007). To quote Cassandra Jardine; "Of course we all love our children... But when we idolise them, we breed little monsters." This is what we are currently seeing, kids who have been taught that they are the centre of the universe.
 

ryai458

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there is nothing more annoying than a kid at my work yelling "mommy look!", then jumping into the pool and the repeating 5 times. It makes me want to strap them to a backboard and flip it upside down in the water/joke kinda
 

falcon1985

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I've known this since i gained independent thought. Kids are stupid and anoying, and must be destroyed on sight. This is why i love it when i see one of those little goblins crying while the parents are beating the everlasting shit out of them.

(The kids deserved the beatings they got and then some, believe me. This "you can't beat children" shit only resulted in them being even more anoying and self entitled).
 

johnman

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Well isn't that how most children are? Under the age of ten most people's veiw of the world is very small and centered on them.
 

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falcon1985 said:
I've known this since i gained independent thought. Kids are stupid and anoying, and must be destroyed on sight. This is why i love it when i see one of those little goblins crying while the parents are beating the everlasting shit out of them.

(The kids deserved the beatings they got and then some, believe me. This "you can't beat children" shit only resulted in them being even more anoying and self entitled).
I can't even begin to tell you how misinformed that last statement is. Hopefully you where only joking.

OT: I really don't think you can say that children are sociopaths. That's like saying "Germans are Nazi's" or "Black people are gangsters".
 

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As the OP says, we treat children like little darlings who turn into teenage hooligans. The former is a myth, the latter is gradually becoming a reality.
My mother worked as a teaching assistant for two years at the second-worst high school in the region. Six months of that was spent on sick leave due to depression. She routinely told my sister and I how little respect she was given, she was hit several times (by various objects) and of course all she could do was fill out the requisite forms (as far as I can recall, all those involved got off scot-free). Only a few of those she worked with were genuinely good human beings stuck there due to financial constraints or learning difficulties.
Speaking as a teenager, more respect needs to be given by society to teenagers, but equally we must earn it.
 

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Macgyvercas said:
I beat they've been taking classes from MaxTheReaper. [joking]

It took me until you told us it was from the onion to figure out this wasn't serious
You shouldn't speak ill of the dearly departed :(

And this article is dead on. They start right from birth. They wear you down with sleep depravation. Then sooner or later you develop Stolkholmes syndrome.
 

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Furburt said:
I hate children so much. I hate children so much that when I was a child, I hated myself.
I hate children so much that I just concentrated really hard at age 3 and suddenly turned 16.
 

Julianking93

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Despite it being from the Onion, its pretty much true.

They have little regard for anyone or anything but themselves save a few of the little angels spread out through the vast quantities of little Satan children.
 

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hahahaha. I haven't caught up with the onion since that video report they did on capital punshiment be "Balls to the walls awesome". what will they think of next?

on topic: yeah, kids are assholes.
 

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as funny as the article is, there is some truth to it.

the whole "everybody wins" and "everybody's special" attitudes are not helping kids and neither is doing everything for the kid or not punishing them correctly.
 

Queen Michael

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Heh, you really got me there. I thought "Well, this is hardly new, but it's nice to see a study proving it."
 

GrinningManiac

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I already knew this

I mean, it's kinda obvious. Little kids are the ones that pull animals' tails, squash bugs and fight with each other, and bully a lot.

It's not even the violent stuff, they also constantly demand. My cousin is forever wanting to play Chess (he loves it), but hates it when it takes to long (read: he dosen't win/loose in five turns) or he looses, beacause this is not WHAT HE WANTED