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Learn a different language. (Python?)
Cut back on drinking
Move out of parents house (I'm nearly 19 now, dammit!)
Get a new PC
Achieve 6-Pack
Get that chick

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TimeLord

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Neonbob said:
Quite simply? Not to die. I'm in something of an abysmal mindset right now, so that seems to be a good goal for me.
I suppose I should add something about school too, but I'll work on that later.
-Control, I have the shot. Requesting kill order-

OT: My resolution is to get a girlfriend. I haven't had one for a year and a half and am very lonely.

Oh, yea, I need to learn to drive too

GrimTuesday said:
Survive another year... I think that's doable.
Correct my eating habits (No more Cheetos for my fat ass)
Finally get my drivers license (I'm almost 19, should have had it three years ago)
I'm 20 in 2 weeks and I haven't started to get mine yet xD
 

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Survive another year... I think that's doable.
Correct my eating habits (No more Cheetos for my fat ass)
Finally get my drivers license (I'm almost 19, should have had it three years ago)
 

likalaruku

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I'm going to try to make this my 3ed jobless year in a row, just in case I don't live to enjoy retirement after I become another cow in the white collar herd.

My New Year's Resolution is....
 

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I am going to try to be more attentive with my school work. I'd say I'm a smart guy (forgive my gloating), but I just have trouble keeping focused on my work. I always get side tracked and/or put it off until it is far too late. It's been an issue of mine throughout all of my schooling career, and has been my New Year's resolution for the past 3 years. Let's hope I pull through on this one.
 

Koroviev

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In 2011, I would like to avoid interpersonal conflict, revive my former status within the family, and try to overcome my mercurial tendencies.
 

Omikron009

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My new year's resolution is to call people out on things more. I can think of a few situations where I regret not doing so.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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I have two resolutions, neither of which I can share for a number of reasons.
And I am making progress on both of them, so far <3
One day by day, and the other by force of will <3
 

onewheeled

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1. Give up porn.
2. Get my driver's permit by Summer.
3. Learn to play Civilization IV (God damn, that game is beyond complicated)
4. Tell my parents about my long-distance girlfriend that I've already been in a relationship with for five months.
5. Keep said relationship healthy.
 
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Get laid. That is all. Also, I will spend a lot less time here. Seriously, this place is a fucking black hole.

Oh, and get in shape. And cure cancer. And a time machine. And use the time machine to kill Hitler, yet somehow avoid the ensuing paradox by...warning myself that even though Hitler is dead, I should still go back in time and kill him. Therefore, even if my reason for inventing a time machine is negated, I'll still make one because I told myself to.

There's a joke to be made here involving the first and last resolutions, but I can't quite find it.
 

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Redlin5 said:
Neonbob said:
Quite simply? Not to die. I'm in something of an abysmal mindset right now, so that seems to be a good goal for me.
I suppose I should add something about school too, but I'll work on that later.
Oh hey, Happy New Year!

*checks off Neonbob from the list*
Well, Happy New Year to you as well!
...I really should be making lists for these things as well.
TimeLord said:
Neonbob said:
Quite simply? Not to die. I'm in something of an abysmal mindset right now, so that seems to be a good goal for me.
I suppose I should add something about school too, but I'll work on that later.
-Control, I have the shot. Requesting kill order-

OT: My resolution is to get a girlfriend. I haven't had one for a year and a half and am very lonely.
Excuse me, but I do believe...
 

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Neonbob said:
TimeLord said:
Neonbob said:
Quite simply? Not to die. I'm in something of an abysmal mindset right now, so that seems to be a good goal for me.
I suppose I should add something about school too, but I'll work on that later.
-Control, I have the shot. Requesting kill order-

OT: My resolution is to get a girlfriend. I haven't had one for a year and a half and am very lonely.
Excuse me, but I do believe...
Haha, you don't need a girlfriend; you've got us!

...

Yeah.

 
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I really don't do new year resolutions, but I'll just say these goals that I set up for myself a long time ago are my new year resolutions:

- Get a girlfriend
- Finish my script already
- Make some fucking money
- Save up 600 Euros so I can get a decent camera for my films
- Work out to shave off my gaming belly (I know that sounds totally gay, but I don't know how else to phrase it)