New Zodiac Signs. Apparently people care about it.

[esperandote]

WTF! I liked being Shaka now I'm Aioria

 

[zHellas]

Ah shit, I'm a Virgo now.
But I like the scales!

Fuck this, I'm staying Libra. Scales FTW!

You dissin' the Virgin, *****?! *does the Virgo gang sign thing*

OT:

Huh... Now I'm a Leo & a Virgo.

Virgo first.

Now Leo.

 

[Yawwy]

So...does this mean all our personalities will change?Can I sue over all the bad advice I've received because I was really a Libra,but they led me to believe I was a Scorpio?Goddamnit,I bet I could have gotten that hot girl to ask me out if I had only known about my true stars!Curse you astrologists!Curse you to Ophiuchus and back!

 

[Wadders]

Wheey! I used to be a Cancer, but now I dont have to be! Its such a shit star sign. Its a fucking crab, and it shares a name with a terrible disease, not really great.

But now I can be A Gemini, same as my mother. Not that any of this matters in the least, but I'd rather have twins as a star sign than a fucking disease crab.

 

[Snowalker]

I'm a Gemini or a Taurus...

Damn...

I feel like I'm both..

 

[Retardinator]

I'm staying with Pisces.

Ditto.
I used to be into this, but my interest waned slowly over the past years.
It's like: "Oh God, my sign changed and this means my personality is going to change as well!"

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

This was tried about 10 years ago as well. It went down as well then.

 

[Poopster]

I'm an aries now? i lol'd i'm still with taurus...sounds much cooler being a bull

 

[ilspooner]

I don't care if I am now Libra. I hate scales! Go Scorpions!

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Aw fuck! Aries was awesome! The very first astrological sign! A fire sign!


Now I'm Pisces, a silly, watery, conformist fish. Damn it.

No, you know what? I'm not going to conform to this goddamn astrology, I'm staying Aries. Aw yeah.

 

[razer17]

Well, this is obviously fake. I'm pretty sure a similar rumour started a few years back. You guys just got trolled, basically. Especially since I have heard nothing of this from a proper, reputable news source.

 

[Mr. Omega]

I was a Leo, but now I'm Cancer. Oddly enough, my brother was a Cancer, but now he's a Gemini. I'll stay a Leo. I have no opinion on this stuff, but some superstitious women I met seemed interested in me once because I said I was a Leo. I wish I would run into them again...

 

[badgersprite]

No. No one cares. The thing is this won't make a difference at all, except to a) people who actually buy into astrology, and b) people born after the date this was implemented. So it hasn't altered my destiny or personality at all. I'm still as sexy of a scorpio as ever. =P

This is where I draw my confusion, am I what I am now or what I was before? This also brings a magnifying glass into how ridiculous astrology readings are seeing as we've apparently been doing them wrong for 3,000 years.

My thoughts exactly. If this is supposed to affect everyone regardless of age, then isn't this proof that they were getting nothing but a con in the first place? If someone thought their star sign described and predicted their fates perfectly up until now, only to have it confirmed as the wrong sign, then isn't this definitive proof that astrology just says generic things that universally apply to everyone?

 

[crudus]

Wouldn't it not actually change anything since you were still born under the same sign? I thought the sign you were born under was the deciding factor and not what is happening now.

I got changed from a bull to a ram. That really doesn't fit me as well. However, my element changed from earth to fire, which is badass. However, it is incorrect.

 

[Gruchul]

Meh. I read about this other better fitting constellation ages ago. Surprised the high council of witchcraft and shamanology actually bothered making it official.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Going from Libra to Virgo..?

I will DENY the Earth's tilt!

...though i'm not actually sure which one of the two Zodiacs is more shit than the other

 

[archvile93]

I still can't believe people care about this stuff enough to complain. How many people even know their sign without looking it up?

 

[Yawwy]

No. No one cares. The thing is this won't make a difference at all, except to a) people who actually buy into astrology, and b) people born after the date this was implemented. So it hasn't altered my destiny or personality at all. I'm still as sexy of a scorpio as ever. =P

This is where I draw my confusion, am I what I am now or what I was before? This also brings a magnifying glass into how ridiculous astrology readings are seeing as we've apparently been doing them wrong for 3,000 years.

My thoughts exactly. If this is supposed to affect everyone regardless of age, then isn't this proof that they were getting nothing but a con in the first place? If someone thought their star sign described and predicted their fates perfectly up until now, only to have it confirmed as the wrong sign, then isn't this definitive proof that astrology just says generic things that universally apply to everyone?

The stars knew the truth,and made sure you got the right advice,regardless of what you believed.That's just how powerful they really are.

 

[BlackHazard]

From Cancer to Gemini.

 

[Ewyx]

sweet, statistically now I'm in the smallest group. Would love to be part of the new group, just to confuse those assholes that try to guess your sign.