Newly Discovered Crab Dubbed "The Hoff"

[Wertornion]

Just the thought of some scientist thinking about Hasselhoff when he sees a chest hairy crab is awsomely disturbing

 

[ThunderCavalier]

Hurray! We've discovered a new species. This will help to further enlighten our understanding of our planet and hopefully lead to a better future. Also...

Hasselhoff has crabs"

Dammit. I didn't even get a chance to post before inb4 cuts me off.

 

[Steagony]

So, if the manly chest-hair protects their weak point, how are we supposed to inflict massive damage?

 

[Raidenko]

Don't Hassle the Hoff, seriously don't the Germans will invade if you do!!!

 

[conflictofinterests]

So, if the manly chest-hair protects their weak point, how are we supposed to inflict massive damage?

This will happen, my friend. Over and over again. This horrible, macabre scene, once thought only to be a myth, will happen all over the world.

 

[Android2137]

Stephen Colbert has tons of animals named after him. Let Hasselhoff have one.

 

[gNetkamiko]

What really got to me the most was that these crabs live around/near volcanic vents. I know particular animals tend to live somewhat by them, but these crabs are a whole different story. Especially with the hair growing about under them.. it's like they're little pale creatures with a rug to lay on all the time (though I am unsure if they have enough fur to be a rug for say.)

Very interesting find. This only proves we have a long ways to go before discovering all the other remaining species and who knows how long that will take. Still, I cannot help but feel excited. If they so happen to discover a new reptile or shark under the depths of the ocean then I will be truly happy with science (yet it has given me other reasons to be happy like with how our gaming industry is advancing.)

That's the thing: It's impossible to discover every single species currently living on our planet, as evolution never stops. When we find a new species, then we feel compelled to figure out what it evolved from and what events took place for the new species to be the way it is today. Eventually, that species will find new habitats and evolve to survive and keep a balance in that habitat. Hell, these crabs might be in the process of adapting to the environment that they were found in.

That being said, even though this sub-species of yeti crab have hair that's only on their undersides, it's still an interesting find. And even though they never found what they were looking for, all I can say is this:

You never know what you'll find when you're not looking for it. This is how many a set of lost keys, socks, and other trinkets are found.

 

[ShaneGunWolf]

The Hoff himself will be happy forever more.

 

[Evil Smurf]

those crabs look painful. Ouch!

 

[Strazdas]

which they use to grow delicious bacteria.

wait what?


Other than that, why look for aliens when we don't know most of our own world?

 

[Brotherofwill]

The only question left asking is: Do they taste good with a spicy black-pepper sauce?

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Crabs with pubes, that are likely infested with crabs? The world has become that much more circular.

Crabs within Crabs

STIncepcion!
We need to go deeper...

(C'mon, you wanted me to do it)

 

[Spinhorse]

I don't see the resembl- oh.

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Crabs within Crabs

STIncepcion!
We need to go deeper...

(C'mon, you wanted me to do it)

Inception level of deepness would be if Hoff had crabs that looked like DiCaprio.