NEWS: 13 Tech Terms You Should Never Say Again

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Nalgas D. Lemur

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Lucem712 said:
Hell, I had to send a FAX a few weeks back. A fax. I had to run down to my local library. I think we have another good 20 years before any of these things go out of fashion in the work place.
On the rare occasions I have to do that, it makes me want to kick the person on the other end in the junk. Equally bizarrely, I had to RMA a motherboard last month, and for the processing/return shipping fee, they wouldn't take a credit card. They are a technology company, and this is 2013, and I had to mail them a check. It's been so long since I last had to use my checkbook that I had to dig it out of storage in a box in the closet somewhere. I could've sworn for a minute there that I'd traveled a couple decades into the past and it was 1993 again.
 

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Petty pedantic article.

Yeah, there's some valid points in there, but language is mutable, reductive and its utility in conferring understanding is ultimately of greater value that literal correctness.

EG: People get the point of "don't go off half cocked" and it's a useful phrase, even though most people have and will never operate a flint/wheel lock musket. People like things that sound good and convey meaning.

"Film" is still the name of the art the action can produce. Blog can still be a noun or verb (to some people's chagrin). etc etc etc

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Basically, language is its own collective use. These terms will be passe and anachronistic once they've fallen out of common parlance, not because some journalist pointed out some idiosyncrasies.
 

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Hah landlines are dead are they? Cos I'm sure I saw a non-student house that didn't bother with a landline that one time.

Tuning in seems to be a fine idiom and we still do it in some form with radios.

I agree with tape, the camera suggestion is one of the silliest things I've heard so far. If you say camera to me, I'm expecting you to take pictures, if you say webcam, it's fixed to a computer and it's primary function it to help people talk over the web. The link at the bottom of his paragraph explicitly explains why we need to distinguish. Outdoor webcams? I don't know if that sounds very useful to me.

Desktop the same, and Desktop computer is used when you're emphasising it's nature. (Saying 'desktop computers' are dead has more tone than 'desktops are dead'. Also if he's been so fussy with the language, if I used my laptop in a house does that mean it's become a 'stationary computer'. I don't know about him but I've never actually attached a propulsion system to my laptop.

His film thing is silly.

Smartphone is even sillier. Do you think if they tried to sell a smartphone that couldn't actually call people, people would buy it as a smartphone? Heck no. Especially since he's declared landlines are dead. Is calling someone meant to be actually impossible? Because people spend a lot of time on the phone.

The surf thing is fantastic, because anyone reading his article is doing silly lightweight weight webbrowsing with no consequence or value, the activity he suggests we all stopped doing in the 90's

This guy must have a fit if anyone ever showed him blogspot.com

The rest of them I hadn't heard of, except for set-top-box where he may be right.

So by my count he gets 3/13, because no-one actually even knew what a super phone was. I've never used it, so I'd find it pretty hard to never use it again
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I think this article is just meant to be silly fun. If he was serious, then it shows a large lack of understanding of how the English language works and how normal people function in their day-to-day lives. But I think it's not necessary to assume the writer is stupid, when he could just be writing a quick little tongue in cheek article that gets people thinking and smiling about some quirks of language and technology. It draws hits and keeps the money coming in and gives people a few minutes diversion, we're proof of that
 

Phrozenflame500

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ALLOOOOOTTTTT of english words have roots in obsolete methods of thinking/methods/technology. Just because the source of the word is no longer understood doesn't mean the word has to instantly fall out of use.
 

zehydra

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"Desktop Computer"

what am I supposed to call it? The thing that isn't a laptop?
 

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And I think it's a stupid and futile thing to make a list of terms that are obsolete. If anything I think they just wanted to look progressive at the cost of citing terms that are still in use (webcam and blog, for example).
 

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1. Dial (verb) Sadly I am forced to do this for my apartments internet connection.
2. Tune In / Stay Tuned Still do this. I have radios in my car and my room.
3. Tape (verb) Okay, got me there.
4. Webcam Huh? I'm pretty sure that's still what I Skype with...
5. Blog (noun) Isn't that what it's still called? Do people not do these anymore?
6. Desktop Computer It's a computer. It sits on the top of my desk. It's a desktop.
7. Film (verb) Yep, don't do this
8. Smartphone There are still people without internet ready phones but I see where you're coming from. I'm sick of the word too.
9. Surf the Web Never was literally accurate but it's just too damn catchy to go away.
10. Desktop Publishing I assume people still publish things at their desk?
11. Personal Cloud Aren't "clouds" a relatively new thing?
12. Super Phone No clue.
13. Set-Top Box Also have no idea.
 

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1. Dial (verb)
Makes some sense and I just say "Call" anyway.
2. Tune In / Stay Tuned
Rarely hear this beyond radio and TV programs, which still technically need tuning, its just not the same as it used to be.
3. Tape (verb)
This one is understandable, but eh. "Tape" is the shortest way to put it. Normally people I know'll just say record, but it is understandable to take the shorter option.
4. Webcam
This is just stupid. Webcam is easier to say than connected cam, communications cam or whatever else he wants to call it, and its as accurate too considering that's not all the camera is used for. Calling it simply a camera is also incorrect as that has other connotations.
5. Blog (noun)
Again, just stupid pendantry. Who cares whether people respect the term more than "Personal Web Site" or W/E, its a freaking Blog and if it is a blog you call it as such.
6. Desktop Computer
I mostly call them tower rigs, but Desktop isn't necessarily inaccurate. Many people still have the old Horizontal designs, and others get their towers and shove them on their desk. "Stationary Computer" isn't always accurate either, and is unnecessarily lengthening the name for pedantry.
7. Film (verb)
Again, this is just shorter to say. We don't say "Evaporated Water Particles" instead of steam, even though we've known for centuries that that's all that it is, there's no reason to take a term that works and lengthen it to be more 'correct'. Film works fine. Shoot makes less sense than film TBH, you're not firing a projectile so why advocate shoot as what you should say? Because its accepted slang? Great, so's film.
8. Smartphone
TBH I think smartphone is just something phone companies say on ads to sell their phone. Everyone I know just refers to theirs as their phone, or their I-phone, and does use it 90% of the time for calling or SMSing. Calling it something else is rather ignorant of the fact that that's what you bought it for. Sure it has other functions you might use it for more often, but you bought it to use as a phone.
9. Surf the Web
Nothing wrong with this. I personally say browse or explore instead, but surfing the web is a commonly accepted turn of phrase that doesn't even have a logical reason as to why it should stop existing.
10. Desktop Publishing
I have never even heard this term before, so W/E.
11. Personal Cloud
If its a Hard Drive you plug into your network, its just a Network Drive rather than a Personal Cloud. This is true. Personal Cloud is also IMO harder to say. Thankfully though I have never heard this said so W/E.
12. Super Phone
Same as Smartphone, its just advertising that phone companies use. I call it a phone, that's enough.
13. Set-Top Box
You know, even when we did have bricks of TVs I never saw one of these on top of a TV. It always ran the risk of falling off. Granted I wouldn't ever call an Apple TV or something a set top box, but actual set top boxes are, and its easier to say than digital media management device, or W/E else you would call them. Its a set top box, its easy to say, and its just a name that's going to stick.
 

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Copper Zen said:
Aussie502 said:
Copper Zen said:
Seriously--"Set-Top Box"? What?
Not sure what the confusion is about set-top boxes. They're mainly used for older TV's that don't have inbuilt digital capability, allowing those people to receive digital signals. Since the analog signals have been discontinued in most parts of Australia, set-top boxes are still fairly common for people without digital TV's.
Cable boxes. Or converter boxes. That's what I/we called such boxes. I wonder if "set top box" is a cultural thing--you know, like how Americans refer to televisions as TV's (tee vees) and Brits call them 'tellies'.
I think it may be specifically an American thing. Growing up, we always called them set top boxes, because they were boxes that sat on top of the TV set -- which, come to think of it, "TV set" may be another regional thing. Recently I've also been seeing "set top box" used in the home theater arena to refer to things like the Netflix Roku -- boxes that bring in content over the internet, instead of just cable boxes. So it's a term that's still very much in use, and even picking up new and expanded meanings. I guess you could argue that it's an outdated term since you can't actually put them on top of a modern TV (they're too darned thin to do it), but that's about the only complaint I can think of with the term.

Another thing I'm surprised people are confused about: super phones. It's just a term that refers to top end smart phones, the ones with so much processing power that the hardware would have needed to go into a desktop computer tower five or ten years ago. New "super phones" are coming out every year. Samsung's Galaxy S line is an example.

Overall, this is just some clickbait from Yahoo. That's pretty much all they post these days.
 

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Things like this always make me think of Louie CK:


I agree though that some of those terms are a little outdated. It's a little redundant to refer to every phone as a 'smartphone' when that's the default. 'Dialling' and 'filming' might be no longer technically correct in describing what you're doing, but neither is 'typing'.
 

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Starik20X6 said:
Things like this always make me think of Louie CK:


I agree though that some of those terms are a little outdated. It's a little redundant to refer to every phone as a 'smartphone' when that's the default. 'Dialling' and 'filming' might be no longer technically correct in describing what you're doing, but neither is 'typing'.
The thing about Smartphones is, it's really not a given that all cell phones are smart phones. I was waiting in line at a CVS the other day, and happened to be next to their display of prepaid phones. Every last one of them was a feature phone -- otherwise known as a dumb phone. Now granted, that was a line that obviously catered to lower income individuals, and I know for a fact that most if not all pre-paid companies offer smart phones, but there it is.

Besides, "Smart Phone" denotes the most important thing about it -- that it's not just a phone, it's a pocket sized computer. In fact, the complaint in the article is that when you break down usage hours, the phone features are the parts that get used the least, so really we need to stop calling them phones. Which is stupid for its own reasons, but there you have it.
 

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I was going to say something along the lines of "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell la-de-fucking-dah! Look at this guy, he knows the origins of some words! What a freakin' genius! Let's all listen to him! In fact, let's get him to tell us what words we should be using, because, clearly, this guy is the be all and end all of knowing what words to use!" and other such sarcasm you'd expect a pedantic know-it-all deserves, but... then I saw this:

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Xan Krieger

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1. Dial (verb)
I still use it and probably always will
2. Tune In / Stay Tuned
I still hear this
3. Tape (verb)
We still tape things at my house, we have a VCR and use it.
4. Webcam
I saw it and forever will
5. Blog (noun)
Never use it
6. Desktop Computer
It's a computer that in many cases sits on a desk
7. Film (verb)
I still watch films
8. Smartphone
I don't have a smartphone but I still call them that
9. Surf the Web
Haven't heard it in years
10. Desktop Publishing
heard of it
11. Personal Cloud
what?
12. Super Phone
That just makes me laugh
13. Set-Top Box
Never ever heard of it
 

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Dirty Hipsters said:
How is "desktop computer" a useless term now?

Did I suddenly wake up in an alternate reality where everyone only has laptops and tablets?
Well, unless you're a PC gamer (which in the wider populace is certainly not the largest of demographics right now) then yeah, laptops, netbooks and tablets now serve most people's computing needs while being far more convenient than a desktop, meaning the desktop's days are looking numbered.
 

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NinjaDeathSlap said:
Dirty Hipsters said:
How is "desktop computer" a useless term now?

Did I suddenly wake up in an alternate reality where everyone only has laptops and tablets?
Well, unless you're a PC gamer (which in the wider populace is certainly not the largest of demographics right now) then yeah, laptops, netbooks and tablets now serve most people's computing needs while being far more convenient than a desktop, meaning the desktop's days are looking numbered.
So everyone who uses a computer at work now has a laptop or a tablet? Yeah, didn't think so. The majority of people in the professional work force still use desktops, and they're still more prevalent around the world than laptops are.