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OneBig Man

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My nickname is Jolly. During (American) football season, my teammates noticed I smile all the time so they decided to call me "Jolly Josh." Now the whole school calls me Jolly.
 

wooty

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Everything from Jonnie, to mop head, to fat twat. But it stopped once I learned to return fire effectively.
 

quantum mechanic

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I tried to get "Stabby" (after a fictional Scottish character I created, Stabby McPhearson), but it didn't catch on for some reason.

I never really had a nickname in high school, but in elementary school the babysitter called me "Beans" (because I hate beans), one of my brothers "T-Bone" (because his name is Todd) or "Flabby" (because he's skinny) and the other brother "Zacharias" (his name is Zach).
 

Ironic Pirate

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Nicknaming is a time honored tradition at my school, and I was branded with the moniker "Stalin". This was because my first name is Joe and I once had the gall (this is a rather conservative area) to say that Communists aren't inherently evil, they just want to give a lot of power to the government, which usually ends up abusing it.

Another kid at my school has tons of nicknames, (his name is Chris) Gristles[sup]1[/sup], Christopher (emphasizing the christ), Christ, Gristopher[sup]2[/sup].

[sup]1[/sup]He mis pronounced Gris, or gray, in french and the teacher said, "Gristles?" really loudly, as if confirming that's what he said. The kid responded as if she had said his name, and voila! New name.

[sup]2[/sup] You should be able to figure it out.
 

magikltrevr

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The only real nickname I've ever had was one my friend gave to me. Hobbit. She apparently thinks I look like a big hobbit.
 

TimeLord

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I was called "Bob" in school because I used to bob when I walked

At work I have the affectionate nickname of "Bam" because some douche thought it clever that it rhymed with my first name of Sam.

Sam the Bam
 

ARatherHandsomeGent

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Mini Jeff= because I looked like a smaller version of someone called Jeff
Midget Jack= There's another guy called Jack and I'm smaller
Rubiks cube guy= I solve the Rubiks cube somewhat often
And many others but I can't remember them.
 

Marter

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I don't have one. At one point my sister called me Marter, but she was really young at the time. I kept that nickname for the internet.
 

Rayansaki

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First it was Rust, and when I moved to another city, on the new school they called me Bot
 

C.G.B.S

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Lurch (from the Addams family) cause im tall kinda looked out of it all the time.