Children. Normal children with no disfigurements or horrific contortions making them into some twisted thing beyond recognition. No, just sweet, normal-looking little children. The disfigurements would actually make me less afraid of them because then I know I could kill them and not feel bad about it.
I'm trapped in a room with about four of them and for some reason I'm the one who has to look after them. They're messing everything up, getting my paint all over the place, destroying my laptop and breaking my sculptures before I've even had a chance to cast them. I can't do anything to stop it, for some reason I know that if I tell them to stop they'll all start crying and everyone will treat me like I murdered them or something.
I just have a terrible case of pedophobia (that's PHOBIA not PHILLIA), children scare the crap out of me because I don't feel like I could be trusted around them, like, if I move or do anything I run the risk of killing them. I don't want to accidentally knock one off of a cliff when I turn around to grab something behind me, how the hell do you explain that? "Oops"?
It's the normal, happy ones I have the problem with. I'm a cynical, skeptical, dickbucket of a person; I don't want to be asked a question and give them an answer because I know my answers would make them cry, and I hate it when they cry. I actually hate it when anyone cries, it makes me uncomfortable because I lack the emotional dexterity to deal with it properly. I don't want to be the one who ends up telling them that Santa Claus is a myth or that it's impossible to be a tiger when you grow up, but I also have a severe problem with lying to them. Everyone (me and them) would be better off if they just left me alone.
Children just creep me the hell out, unless they're intentionally creepy, like Alma in "F.E.A.R.", the twins from "The Shining" or Samara from "The Ring". I can deal with that perfectly fine, but "normal" children in real life? They just creep me out and I'd like to stay as far away from them as possible.