Nintendo and their sexy male characters

[NPC009]

anyways back on topi, is Shulk a Nintendo character?

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Yup! Shulk is an official Nintendo character through studio buyout by Nintendo. I really want to play the Xenoblade game so I can get some context to his swimsuit outfit ( and why it was popular enough to be an alt. skin in smash. )

All armour has its own look in Xenoblade Chronicles and there's a swimsuit as well. It's more of a joke thing, but yeah, it's there.

Now, if you really want to dive into functional fanservice territory: undress Dunban (as in, take off his armour), set the right skills and watch him be an amazing dodge tank for a good chunk of the game.

 

[sketchesofpayne]

*cough* fourteen years old *cough*

I'd think we'd all be used to people in their twenties playing the roles of teens? XP

 

[Fox12]

So here I am wanting to talk about what Nintendo characters do you guys find to be pretty damn attractive.
So what brought this topic about? Well for some reason the long dead debate over Zero Suit Samus and the sexualization of the Metroid character by Nintendo...

Am I the only one who finds this:

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dead sexy when compared to... this:

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Oh well. I have noticed I have a weird thing for minor Fire Emblem characters who have little baring on the story. 14 year old me had an enormous crush on Niemi (how many of you even remember her?). It's probably my penchant for short red hair. It's a weakness.

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I also had a thing for Lute, who is awesome:

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I'm cheating, though, these are women. There are some damn fine men out there:

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[CaitSeith]

Nintendo and their sexy male characters

What about Luigi? He started looking exactly like Mario dressed in another color.

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But later they made him different in appearance and personality:

 

[Ima Lemming]

case in point

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*cough* fourteen years old *cough*

Still less screwed up than that Pokemon manga they had a hentai artist draw [http://www.cracked.com/article_21690_5-bizarrely-perverted-products-from-family-friendly-brands.html] (link possibly NSFW)

 

[Just Ebola]

I know he has "Mr." in the name, but that doesn't mean he's taken.

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He can ring my bell anytime.

 

[Aerosteam]

C'mon, no mention so far of obviously the sexiest Mario character ever?

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[small]Sorry if you don't like Jim...[/small]

 

[Silvanus]

I never did finish going through Hyrule Historia and now I need to read the manga to see what in the hell Link do to get himself in that sort of situation.

Sure, that's the reason you'll go and read it. Nothing to do with dem sweet abs.

 

[FirstNameLastName]

Allow me to kick up some controversy by saying this, but most of the pokemon characters you linked look like flat chested women. Even within the anime style, they still look rather feminine.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Mmm. Link has always been kinda hot. Well, after the transition to 3d, and um, leaving aside technical limitations, and the... Younger versions of him...

Um... You know what, never mind... XD

I had not really thought about this much before. I love myself a good bishounen, but then that perhaps influenced somewhat by my bisexual tendencies... 'Cause, you know. Everyone's favourite complaint about bishounen is that they look 'girly'... XD

Oh, uhm... Wait, did someone mention starfox?


The odd thing about starfox is the character designs were deliberately weird. They were inspired by puppet based shows, particularly the quirky kind of animation that you got from shows like thunderbirds...

Listening to Miyamoto describing where his ideas come from is always a little strange...

 

[Sleepy Sol]

We're gonna talk about hot man ass in Nintendo games, you mention FE Awakening, and neglect to mention Owain. Shame on you.

I'd be down for an appointment with his sword hand anyday.

 

[ObsidianJones_v1legacy]

And Archie

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So... I don't know if this is already a Net thing.

... But isn't that just basically the Pokemon version of Animated Matt From 'Two Best Friends' fame?

 

[balladbird]

hmm... depends. I don't play many Nintendo IPs, I only own the handhelds, and even on them the only first party games I own are Pokemon and Fire Emblem: Awakening.

had a bit of a man-crush on Lon'qu for a while (is that how you spell his name? XD been a long time) though I don't know if that was his design or his personality. Regarding pokemon... hmm... nah, got nothing there. XD maybe after I get home from work and my brain starts functioning again.

 

[rgrekejin]

isn't Shulk a Nintendo character? If he is then him.
there's also the modern Link, Fire Emblem Ike (specially his Super Smash version), Captain Falcon, and there's a bunch more
I think that rather than Nintendo having a thing for making guys hot it's more that they just like characters to look cool and because of this they end up being f-ing handsome

as far as Pokemon goes... I think it applies to the girls as well so it's not a matter of the guys getting hotter but the entire Pokemon world getting hotter/cuter

case in point

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so yeah I think the Pokemon comment applies to everyone in that world

I'm... umm... I'm pretty sure that's not official Nintendo artwork. And, as everyone knows, there's sexy fanart floating around the internet of literally everything and everyone, because this is the internet.

Also, OP's example of Maxie and Archie, if anything, seems to underscore the opposite trend. Maxie and Archie's original costumes were clearly superior - more muted, understated, and cool. Archie's new look is too busy by half, and Maxie is a constipated-looking train wreck. The clean lines and unified purpose of their original getups clearly outclasses this new grotesquerie.

 

[Lazule]

Yes indeed Nintendo is jumping into the Bishōnen on some of their characters. Shulk has always been there btw.

...but not that much actually(?) I think Nintendo is just "modernizing" some of their characters, at least on Maxie and Archie thats the case... They gave them cooler clothes, just like super heroes. But they turn out hotter for modern gals because of that. Who really knows... I don't get how Omega/Alpha Maxie is attractive, I can see he got cooler clothes and got some hair transplant done but he is still pretty much a non-handsome dweeb... On the other hand Omega/Alpha Archie wetsuit really makes a difference, he has always been ripped but now you can see it clearly.

For some of their characters they are indeed going full Bishōnen. N is pretty cool.

Anyway... Imo Brendan and May looked better previously (Brendan's: Emerald outfit is cool as heck and May's: Standard Ruby/Sapphire was cuter). For me those changes were a downgrade in aesthetics but that's my opinion.

 

[Dragonbums]

I never did finish going through Hyrule Historia and now I need to read the manga to see what in the hell Link do to get himself in that sort of situation.

Sure, that's the reason you'll go and read it. Nothing to do with dem sweet abs.

Look man, I'm still trying to come to terms with the fact that Girahim of all people is the one that is the most attractive character to me in the entire Zelda series right next to Zant (with the mask thank you.) Of course Hyrule Warriors Link was the first link that actually worked for me.

 

[Dragonbums]

C'mon, no mention so far of obviously the sexiest Mario character ever?

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[small]Sorry if you don't like Jim...[/small]

You don't understand how much that video has become an internal meme between me and my friends. I still rewatch it from time to time because I still get a good laugh about it. Oh Jim, those were the good ol' days. I hope he does more joke videos like this in the future.

 

[FPLOON]

I know he has "Mr." in the name, but that doesn't mean he's taken.

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He can ring my bell anytime.

I can watch him game me any day of the week! *fangirl intensifying*

OT: I'm not assuming anything when I say that Steven Stone can talk Hoenn to me right now if he wanted to...

Spoiler: That Elite swag...

https://33.media.tumblr.com/a260eeedbfa5598a840adbe7123baf19/tumblr_nf9737tPkO1qf8rnjo1_500.gif

Other than that, out of all the beings that can pull off the Zero Suit, I still have a soft spot for...

Spoiler: this... (Warning: Contains Zero Suit (and maybe subjectively NSFW))

Zero Suit Slippy!
https://static1.e621.net/data/07/d8/07d8092774c495ea7f95b9b9b923ffb8.jpg