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Well, my facourite series was Mass Effect ... NO. I'm not gonna start this again. Just, leave me alone.
 

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370999 said:
Random berk said:
OT: Lord of the Rings: why did the Eagles not just fly them to Mordor?
Every time this comes up, people say 'they wanted to stay out of the war' or something similar. If they just did that, there wouldn't BE a war. It would be a pre-emptive strike.

What would stop them though? I suspect they would have no difficulty in flying well out of range of an orc bow, and if the battle of the Black Gate was anything to go by, the Eagles were more than a match for the Nazgul's mounts.
A) The Eagles weren't really interested in the War in the beginning. They were of chilling and doing their own thing. While they do have a personal connection with Gandalf, that's not enough to motivate them to go to war.

So imagine it being like how the Americans didn't intervene early in the second world war.

B) Mordor mass produces the fell beasts (those are the things the ring-wraiths ride) meaning that while they might be a match for them one on one, it would be a suicide mission for them. With the fact that they aren't particularly interested in getting involved in the War, there is no reason for them to do it.


Sauron isn't an idiot, he does post look outs. And if he saw Eagles he would mobilize.
Before I say any thing I should probably mention that I've only seen the films so this stuff may be explained in the books.

1. Sauron would be ruler of the world if he wasn't such a drama queen, 'All I need to do is kill this one guy and I'm in charge of everything, now how should I kill him should I use this giant, BAMF, gravity mace, or should I reach over ....very slowly.... with my most important and vulnerable appendage, te-he.

2. Why did that leader of the elves not just kill the human that refused to throw the ring into Mordor, 'uh yeah guys he just sort of tripped in, but before he hit the lava he dafinatly said that I get all his stuff'

3. Who ever made the rings is a moron, "3 go to the elves immortal and wisest of creatures, 7 to the Dwarth lords master crafts-man, and 9 to the race of men who above all else desire power"
Now I know I messed up that quote a bit but if the only distinguishing quality of a race is that they desire power why the hell would you give them any rings, and why do the elves who are apparently perfect only get 3?
 

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Terminate421 said:
In the Pokemon world, everyone smiles too much.

Thats the only, and I mean ONLY, complaint I have.
oh and Gary is always a douche, no matter how many times you stomp his face in
 

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Vegan_Doodler said:
1. Sauron would be ruler of the world if he wasn't such a drama queen, 'All I need to do is kill this one guy and I'm in charge of everything, now how should I kill him should I use this giant, BAMF, gravity mace, or should I reach over ....very slowly.... with my most important and vulnerable appendage, te-he.
Don't recall if this scene from the movie is based on a specific scene from the book. It may have just been for dramatic effect.

2. Why did that leader of the elves not just kill the human that refused to throw the ring into Mordor, 'uh yeah guys he just sort of tripped in, but before he hit the lava he dafinatly said that I get all his stuff'
He'd have to get him to Mt Doom first which would be tricky. Otherwise he'd have to wage war against humans. It would've been brutal.

3. Who ever made the rings is a moron, "3 go to the elves immortal and wisest of creatures, 7 to the Dwarth lords master crafts-man, and 9 to the race of men who above all else desire power"
Now I know I messed up that quote a bit but if the only distinguishing quality of a race is that they desire power why the hell would you give them any rings, and why do the elves who are apparently perfect only get 3?
Sauron made the rings, he made them to control the races, all the more reason to favour the power hungry, gullible and easily corruptible humans.
Again my memory is a tad hazy but it may have also had something to do with kingdoms or something (eg. 3 elven kingdoms/7 dwarven/9 human) but that's not based on any facts on my part.
 

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Vegan_Doodler said:
370999 said:
Random berk said:
OT: Lord of the Rings: why did the Eagles not just fly them to Mordor?
Every time this comes up, people say 'they wanted to stay out of the war' or something similar. If they just did that, there wouldn't BE a war. It would be a pre-emptive strike.

What would stop them though? I suspect they would have no difficulty in flying well out of range of an orc bow, and if the battle of the Black Gate was anything to go by, the Eagles were more than a match for the Nazgul's mounts.
A) The Eagles weren't really interested in the War in the beginning. They were of chilling and doing their own thing. While they do have a personal connection with Gandalf, that's not enough to motivate them to go to war.

So imagine it being like how the Americans didn't intervene early in the second world war.

B) Mordor mass produces the fell beasts (those are the things the ring-wraiths ride) meaning that while they might be a match for them one on one, it would be a suicide mission for them. With the fact that they aren't particularly interested in getting involved in the War, there is no reason for them to do it.


Sauron isn't an idiot, he does post look outs. And if he saw Eagles he would mobilize.
Before I say any thing I should probably mention that I've only seen the films so this stuff may be explained in the books.

1. Sauron would be ruler of the world if he wasn't such a drama queen, 'All I need to do is kill this one guy and I'm in charge of everything, now how should I kill him should I use this giant, BAMF, gravity mace, or should I reach over ....very slowly.... with my most important and vulnerable appendage, te-he.

2. Why did that leader of the elves not just kill the human that refused to throw the ring into Mordor, 'uh yeah guys he just sort of tripped in, but before he hit the lava he dafinatly said that I get all his stuff'

3. Who ever made the rings is a moron, "3 go to the elves immortal and wisest of creatures, 7 to the Dwarth lords master crafts-man, and 9 to the race of men who above all else desire power"
Now I know I messed up that quote a bit but if the only distinguishing quality of a race is that they desire power why the hell would you give them any rings, and why do the elves who are apparently perfect only get 3?
Sauron was the maker of the rings he did it to trick the leaders of all the races in order to enslave them and conquer the world remember one ring to rule them all ie his ring controlled all the others making him the supreme ruler when they fell under the spell of thier respective rings.
 

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Josh12345 said:
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Binnsyboy said:
For me, it's the Avatar universe. In Legend of Aang, fire benders producing lightning was a pretty legendary ability. Something belonging to fire bending masters. But in Legend of Korra, any fire bending git and his mum can get a job at the electrical plants and lightning bend.
Yeah this annoyed me too. Lightning bending was a masterful over powered skill, Metal bending was a masterful over powered skill, and now they are common day skills. I hope they keep blood bending as a rarely used skill. I'd like to see Korra go nuts on Amon with blood bending. That would be nice.
The plot will probably demand she defeat Amon conventially, I mean if blood bending didn't have this massive taboo on the main characters then why didn't Katara use it on Azula during the final battle?

P.S. Wait, how did Tarlok even master blood bending? Katara doesn't exactly seem to want to start giving lessons on it and I can only assume that old lady isn't hanging around after 70-odd years?
Stupid Taboo. Katara was in the first episode. I assume she's is still kicking after whatever time Korra has spent in Republic City.
No I'm talking about the water-bender woman that taught Katara Blood-Bending, there was an episode about her but I can't remember the name of it.
Oh the creepy one with the puppets, I gotcha now. Maybe he taught himself? It kind of seems like a logical thing to do if you can effectively bend liquids (not water) like they did a few times in the last series. Having that kind of control over someone sounds pretty handy. Maybe we'll find out in a later episode.

P.S. Your remark about Tarlok using blood bending confused me at first because I hadn't seen episode 8 yet, but I watched it in between these posts haha.
 

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Here's one that bugs me why is it in the Wheel of time series most of the men of the world seem so very p****-whipped or at least most of the main characters? i mean i know that men blew up the world and all but it still isnt a good explanation to me
 

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Binnsyboy said:
It can be a game, a show, a book or anything. If it has something that bugs you despite how much you love it, post it here.

teebeeohh said:
You do realize the title of this thread is criticize a "beloved" fictional universe.
You do realize I did right what the OP says?
 

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Halo. I absolutely love the series, and consider myself a Halo fanboy (one of the good ones though :p). But, I want to know WHAT THE STATUS OF EVERY SPARTAN IS! We've had the Spartan-Is who were mainly explored in the (canonical) alternate reality games, and that includes Johnson and Byrne from Contact Harvest. We have the Spartan-IIs, who are mostly dead, but a few squads are still unaccounted for, particularly Black Team and Gray Team, and individuals hiding within ONI who have only just been found within the canon (such as Naomi, Fahjad, and Serin Osman). We have missing Spartan-IIIs from Alpha and Beta Companies, who were pulled either for the Headhunter squads or for Noble Team rotation, and those who weren't on Reach at its destruction are also unaccounted for. Finally, from SIII Gamme Company, we have literally everyone not on Onyx at the conclusion of Ghosts of Onyx - i.e. everyone on board the Agincourt when it left Onyx. Where are they?

Fortunately, it seems like the UNSC Infinity and the Spartan-IV project may give some resolution to this, but it's still a massive gaping hole unless every single remaining Spartan of all generations has been recruited to the new Spartan teams. I know that Microsoft/343 have the 'Halo Bible', but even so, even if they know where every Spartan is, it's annoying for the rest of us. Or at least annoying for me...
 

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My Little Pony: How can they pick things up with hooves? Yes, Unicorns have magic, but what about Earth Ponies and Pegasai?
 

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[HEADING=2]Halo.[/HEADING] Did we really need there to be prehistoric space faring humans? Did we? I didn't think we did, but whatever.

[HEADING=2]Mass Effect.[/HEADING] So in all this time with mass effect technology, they never advanced? Sovereign said that the relays were meant to guide civilization's technology in such a way as was desirable, but in the thousands of years they had access to this technology, they never moved beyond it? Not even strictly speaking improving, but diverging. Any semblance of an arms race just ended? I dunno, I'd just expect someone to think, "Maybe I should make a gun that goes right through those shields..."

[HEADING=2]Warhammer.[/HEADING] Every single human acts in such a backwards and disgustingly ignorant manner that I can never support them. Yes, I know that's the point, but that doesn't change the fact they're all acting like Salem witch hunters with hardons for themselves and their precious tech based religion, which I don't view as a good character. Hope training humanity to resist Chaos was worth giving up anything human like. Imagination, art, all that good stuff. Now it's just a slog of pointless conflict.

[HEADING=2]Red Dead Redemption.[/HEADING]
Why do characters just seem to fade away when you're done with them? Like in Undead Nightmare, you get one conversation with the rancher girl that you meet early in the game, but after that she's just gone. And every single person I recruited to help me storm the fort. They just sort of reappeared after disintegrating into dust after their quest. I was seriously caught off guard, and caught myself saying, "Oh yeah, he still exists, doesn't he?"

[HEADING=2]Aliens.[/HEADING]
I love this universe, but why didn't Weyland Yutani take the parasitic, incredibly dangerous, invasive species far away from Earth for testing? You know, Earth, that big green and blue marble with not only a huge number of human hosts, but the authorities, and oh, what else, YOUR HOUSES! Why test a new form of nuke in your backyard when you know damn well from reports of what happened to your colonies that it can bite you hard in the ass, and rape your face?

[HEADING=2]My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.[/HEADING]
Why don't you take better precautions when you know the nature of the beast? Not for Chrysalis, but for Discord and Nightmare. You knew that Nightmare's sentence would end in 1000 years, and you knew for a fact that Discord, the god of chaos and insanity, is fueled by, what else, discord, but you let the former waltz in and take control, and left the latter out in your backyard, which also happens to be a tourist attraction, and a field trip hot spot.



DUMB.

CrazyGirl17 said:
My Little Pony: How can they pick things up with hooves? Yes, Unicorns have magic, but what about Earth Ponies and Pegasai?
Either magnetic horse shoes, or holding it upright so the hoof forms a flat plane for things to rest on.
 

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Patathatapon said:
Terminate421 said:
In the Pokemon world, everyone smiles too much.

That's the only, and I mean ONLY, complaint I have.
Honestly I think balance issues are a huge problem.

Anyone can get through the entire game training one Pokemon.

I can just grab a couple Pokemon to use HM's for me, then I'm set to go, with 1 revive in hand.

They need a higher difficulty curve is what I'm saying basically.
This was about the universe, not just the games.....And the games that actually required me to catch pokemon to win were the 4th generation and the 5th generation.
 

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Justyn Stahll said:
A Game of Thrones
Great universe with complex charcters, and amazing writing...only thing I have to nitpick is this...
Everyone is dumb as a brick. I mean c'mon "release the most dangerous man my son can fight, with questionable honor/ethics/hair care products, to search for my daughters!!"
NO JUST NO!!!

And must we forget "We will make this our kingdom" in the middle of THE MOST HOSTILE AREA EVER
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all of them are bricks for brains

except Tyrion and Varys

also Hodor

(Based this off the books, never seen the TV show)
Eddard and Catelyn never checked to see if the letter from Lysa had any authenticity. That would have prevented the entire war.
 
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Binnsyboy said:
It can be a game, a show, a book or anything. If it has something that bugs you despite how much you love it, post it here.

For me, it's the Avatar universe. In Legend of Aang, fire benders producing lightning was a pretty legendary ability. Something belonging to fire bending masters. But in Legend of Korra, any fire bending git and his mum can get a job at the electrical plants and lightning bend.

At least with metal bending, the people learning it were an elite police force. Though I think sensibly, they should combine it with earth bending more, or they're not really at any particular advantage.
Actually, that kinda makes sense. Zuko knew how to lightning bend, and it has practical applications, so it makes sense that most firebenders would learn it.

What DOESN'T make sense is how water benders get more powerful under a full moon, even though the only thing that effects the moon's "fullness" is how much of it is in shadow. It's not obviously not actually bigger or closer, so why would a shadow (or lack thereof) effect water bending?

I would also like to nitpick Doctor Who, but I won't, because I'd be here forever.
 

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Binnsyboy said:
It can be a game, a show, a book or anything. If it has something that bugs you despite how much you love it, post it here.

For me, it's the Avatar universe. In Legend of Aang, fire benders producing lightning was a pretty legendary ability. Something belonging to fire bending masters. But in Legend of Korra, any fire bending git and his mum can get a job at the electrical plants and lightning bend.

At least with metal bending, the people learning it were an elite police force. Though I think sensibly, they should combine it with earth bending more, or they're not really at any particular advantage.
Actually, that kinda makes sense. Zuko knew how to lightning bend, and it has practical applications, so it makes sense that most firebenders would learn it.

What DOESN'T make sense is how water benders get more powerful under a full moon, even though the only thing that effects the moon's "fullness" is how much of it is in shadow. It's not obviously not actually bigger or closer, so why would a shadow (or lack thereof) effect water bending?

I would also like to nitpick Doctor Who, but I won't, because I'd be here forever.
It could be something to do with the light of the moon.
 

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Here's a basic one about Doctor Who that was actually brought up in an episode but was never really given a good explanation: If a planet was getting invaded and you don't have enough time to prepare, why doesn't the Doctor go back about 2 weeks and just warn everyone?
 

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TrilbyWill said:
OT: Lord of the Rings: why did the Eagles not just fly them to Mordor?
Every time this comes up, people say 'they wanted to stay out of the war' or something similar. If they just did that, there wouldn't BE a war. It would be a pre-emptive strike.
Seeing as Sauron has a big ol' watchtower with which he can survey his entire land, he would most likely instantly spot those eagles and then send his entire force to shoot them down, or have his fell beasts get them. Probably all of 'm.
 

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Marvel Universe. Okay seriously, why do people still live in New York? Has it gone a month without getting blown to shit yet? Forget New York, just Manhattan. Seriously.