I HATE HATE HATE when people say "kid" to me. There are two kinds of people in this category. Type 1: People who sound like they actually can't be any older than 15, trying to elevate themselves above you in some stupid way. And then we have Type 2: The guy's who can actually say kid because they're in their 20s, but they say it in a condescending way because they think they have some sort of self righteous mission to prove they're better than you just because they're older.
Rule 7: Fifa rule, DON'T TRAMP IT!