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DaMunky89

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I'd do one of two things.
1) Get a new computer.
2) Starve to death.

(I work on the internet.)
 

Mozared

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I generally die of boredom because online is the only way I can decently express myself without being punched in the face by either the system or by one of the zillions of jack the average-tard in the world.

It would probably mean I'd start focusing on fulfilling my other life-goals more strongly though - those being fixing our educational system and going to a deserted island in the pacific with 4/5 others and survive there for 3 months.
 

CorpBlitz

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I thought it was impossible to live without major organs? Heart, Liver, Kidneys.... Computer? Was I wrong? :)
 

Gruthar

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Well, I have 3 computers, so odds are if one dies, I'll have two others to work on while I fix the first. If by some freak accident I lose all three, well then I'd assemble a fourth from all the old parts I have lying around. If I had really bad luck and an EMP wiped out all computers that would normally be accessible to me, well... then I'd be out of a job and my college career would become meaningless.

I would be like a desperate heroin addict gone cold turkey. You'd find me in a basement somewhere as I tried to build a computer out of relays, switches, and/or diodes. I'd get my multi-player gaming fix by playing go or chess over a ham radio.
 

Zeraki

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My computer? I would jump for joy and build a new one, because my computer is a dinosaur that refuses to play anything that has come out since 2007. If someone were to steal my PC, they would be in for a very big disappointment.
 

Flos

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I'd go running or do something productive.

I do art and essays on the computer, but any of that can be transferred to the family computer at any time.

...Now I have the urge to go running. Goddammit.
 

beniki

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After careful consideration, I can honestly say, I don't have any ideas about what I'd do.

Oh yeah, there's stuff I could do (go running, go to a pub or whatever) but I'd always be thinking, 'Man I wish I had my computer right now.'

Hmm. Should I be worried by that?
 

Insanum

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Xyphon said:
Take it outside and use the nearest blunt object on it. It's been pissing me off the entire time I've had it, so that would be a nice anger release.
Probably This.

Pararaptor said:
Get a girlfriend?
Without the use of the internet?!? How?!? (j/k)

OT: If i didnt put the "boot" in "re-boot" I'd probably just go out for a drive or play some guitar.

Or some MW2.

Anything to stop me losing the game.
 

Emperor Inferno

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It would suck, but it wouldn't really affect me, since I have before been long periods of time without computer usage.
 

badgersprite

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I'd probably curl up in a corner and go into a deep depression because of all the stuff I would have lost - all the work, stories and notes I've dedicated years to writing. I have too much valuable and sentimentally important stuff on my computer to even contemplate losing that data.
 

Syntax Error

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QuirkyTambourine said:
Girl...friend...?

Is that one of those funny looking avatars with the thinner bodies and an exorbitant amount of pectoral armor?

And if I didn't have my computer I'd go back to analog recording I guess
Wait, isn't armor supposed to be hard? Or is this one of those newfangled armors that are soft, but have a better shock absorption property?
 

War Penguin

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Go outside and either...
A) Talk to people.
B) Buy a new computer. I've been meaning to do that anyway. Now I get an excuse. :D