"No fair you have a crowbar"

[IanBrazen]

Bit of an odd title.
but I was wondering what is the most ridiculous complaint you have heard in a multiplayer game.

For example.
I was playing the half-life 2 deathmatch awhile ago, and I was using the handle Brock Samson. Anyone who is familiar with the venture bros. cartoon show knows that Brock doesn't use guns, so for my own amusement I started wackin people with the crowbar, and believe it or not I was actually getting quite a few kills because of this.
Now in the middle of the match, some dude actually starts complaining that im using the crowbar too much, hes actually whining because Im kicking his ass with the weakest weapon in the game, and he thinks its unfair.
Let me say that again just so I know you got it.
I have a crowbar, a simple ordinary crowbar, and he has a SPAZ 12 gauge shotgun, and hes saying that im being unfair.
Everyone else in the match was making fun of him because of this, but I was still flabbergasted that he actually said it.

give me your story's I really want to hear them.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

"What the hell? You killed me? You actually managed to hit me! This is crap, I quit! Jack is a god-damn hacker. No-one can hit me! Not when I'm this awesome!"

About 1 minute into the game, and made everyone piss themselves laughing.

Another opportunity for easy kills.

Calumon: "Why do you go through the boosters? You made too many of them to give you an unfair advantage!"

I didn't Even make the map. They did. >.<

 

[Cabisco]

I've played the first gears of war. Anyone who has played that game will know exactly what I am on about.

Here is a list of what kind of n00b you can be in that game:

Sniper noob
Shotgun noob
pistol noob
boltok noob
hammerburst noob
chainsaw noob
melee noob
lancer noob
boomshot noob
torque bow noob
grenade noob
tag noob

I feel that i'm missing something, but i'm sure that i've listed all the weapons in the game, and somehow if I killed someone with one I was a frikken noob. Unlike them, when use a gun it's all skills. I don't understand people.

 

[DividedUnity]

In rainbow six vegas I was using a sniper rifle in a team deathmatch in a bank vault level. Its relatively close quarters and I was aiming properly from a good distance away not running up to people and using it or half tapping the scope. Anyway a popular tactic is to use an assault rifle like the AK or mtar which is fast firing, powerful and has a very good accuracy. Basically you require nothing but a half assed aim to get a kill. Most times you dont even need that and blind firing more often than not will get you a kill.

Anyway, I was using the sniper rifle which was bolt action getting a good load of kills on this one guy who kept going the same route. He started calling me a noob and saying my gun took no skill to use despite the fact I actually had to aim pretty accurately to get a kill with the rifle where as he was using the aforementioned rifle.

He eventually got really pissed and used the AA-12 which is literally a noob-cannon. A fully automatic shotgun that sprays like hell but wil kill anything in its path while still calling me a noob. The match just went on with him repeatedly trying to kill me and failing. He sent a complaint against me then haha.

 

[MissPixxie]

"But, you're a girl. That's not fair, girls aren't meant to play Halo!! I'm not playing with you, stupid girls don't know anything about guns!"

Sadly, I get this all the time =[

 

[Berithil]

Thats the way of online multiplayer. If you kill someone with the same means more than once, then in their mind, you're "cheating". It's not the weapon, it's the deathstreak. Most (immature) people in online matches don't like getting deathstreaks because it just proves that they're not as awesome as they think they are. Just my point of view.

Oh, and O.T., no, i've never had an experiance like that because I just mute the voices. You can play the game without people screaming and calling other people noobs.

 

[SenorFuzzeh]

I've played the first gears of war. Anyone who has played that game will know exactly what I am on about.

Here is a list of what kind of n00b you can be in that game:

Sniper noob
Shotgun noob
pistol noob
boltok noob
hammerburst noob
chainsaw noob
melee noob
lancer noob
boomshot noob
torque bow noob
grenade noob
tag noob

I feel that i'm missing something, but i'm sure that i've listed all the weapons in the game, and somehow if I killed someone with one I was a frikken noob. Unlike them, when use a gun it's all skills. I don't understand people.

In retrospect, their the ones who are probably the noob, considering their the ones who keep getting killed, so they yell and shout at you calling you the noob to make themselves feel better.

The only one of those is the Boomshot Noob, That kid who cant use ANY other weapon so he runs for the big explody cannon, that takes no skill. And active-sniping-noobs in the first one were pretty annoying too.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

RDR:

I was riding in mexico, minding my own buissness when this prick killed my horse. I gotten up and tossed a knife at him. kiilling him in one shot.

He was screaming in the mic: "What the fuck, how could you kill me?"

"Because your Avatar is weak?"

"WHY DID YOU KILLED ME?"

"Dude, you killed my horse...I love my horse....Thou shall not touch the horse."

"I'm going to report-"

*Six shots from the pristol*

"What the fuck, where did you get that gun?"

"I fought off six bears for this gun...."

 

[The Austin]

I once played a 1V1 in Gears of War 2 against this little 12 year old.
So, using my weapon of choice, I down him him.

He responds "Did you just DOWN ME? With a HAMMERBURST? In 1V1? You're a noob!"

So I played him more, experimented to see which different weapons weren't for noobs, and long story short, the only way I wasn't going to be called a noob was by charging him with a shotgun.

Let me get this straight: You expect me to suicidally charge you with a shotgun, and that WONT make me a noob? What the fuck kid?

 

[IanBrazen]

He eventually got really pissed and used the AA-12 which is literally a noob-cannon. A fully automatic shotgun that sprays like hell but wil kill anything in its path while still calling me a noob. The match just went on with him repeatedly trying to kill me and failing. He sent a complaint against me then haha.

so in other words, "your playing too well, im telling."

"But, you're a girl. That's not fair, girls aren't meant to play Halo!! I'm not playing with you, stupid girls don't know anything about guns!"

Sadly, I get this all the time =[

Hey you should take advantage of the fact that your a girl and make fun of their penis, nerd have fragile self esteem.
My GF gets that all the time too so I know what your talking about.

Oh, and O.T., no, i've never had an experiance like that because I just mute the voices. You can play the game without people screaming and calling other people noobs.

Well I was actually playing on the pc, so he was typeing his little heart out trying to get my attention.
mostly I use mute though, unless Im playing with someone I know.

 

[Yarpie]

I once got yelled at for sidestepping away from vertical attacks in Soul Calibur 4. I have also been called a cheater for blocking a specific combo which more or less every single Kilik player use. Odin forbid I actually know at what height the attacks will come and block accordingly. Funny to see how people react when you counter their supposed "I-WIN-Button".

 

[Im Nightmare]

"But, you're a girl. That's not fair, girls aren't meant to play Halo!! I'm not playing with you, stupid girls don't know anything about guns!"

Sadly, I get this all the time =[

Lol same goes for my cousin, she plays Halo every once in a while and she always gets that kinda stuff. She mainly play Mw2, to avoid this stuff she just doesn't talk anymore.
Seriously shes been called some horrible stuff over XBL just cause shes a girl.


Back in halo 2 I use to use dual pistols to kill people, after the game when I was on top I would get called a noob... I just don't care, its hilarious to make people mad by beating them with crappy weapons.

 

[demoman_chaos]

I never do much online play.
However in local play on Red Faction 2, the people I was playing with told me I couldn't use the railgun after I owned their asses with it (it can pierce through walls and you can detect people through walls). They said it was cheap, but they were spamming grenade launchers with infinite ammo and no reload turned on. Most of the time, they were camping and would blast their grenade at the door when someone opened it.

I once got yelled at for sidestepping away from vertical attacks in Soul Calibur 4. I have also been called a cheater for blocking a specific combo which more or less every single Kilik player use. Odin forbid I actually know at what height the attacks will come and block accordingly. Funny to see how people react when you counter their supposed "I-WIN-Button".

God I hate Kilik.

 

[Yarpie]

God I hate Kilik.

You and me both, although once you realize that basically every Kilik player use the same strategy and learn how to counter it, they more or less become free wins. Unless they ragequit of course.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

God I hate Kilik.

You and me both, although once you realize that basically every Kilik player use the same strategy and learn how to counter it, they more or less become free wins. Unless they ragequit of course.

I still hate Kilik. Every time someone picks Kilik, I am honor bound to pick Zasalamel and show them what unfair spam is.

 

[demoman_chaos]

You and me both, although once you realize that basically every Kilik player use the same strategy and learn how to counter it, they more or less become free wins. Unless they ragequit of course.

I counter Kilk with Zasalamel. He is the only one of my mains with enough range to hit Kilik easily.
I never played online, but a friend of mine loves Kilik.

 

[IanBrazen]

RDR:

I was riding in mexico, minding my own buissness when this prick killed my horse. I gotten up and tossed a knife at him. kiilling him in one shot.

He was screaming in the mic: "What the fuck, how could you kill me?"

"Because your Avatar is weak?"

"WHY DID YOU KILLED ME?"

"Dude, you killed my horse...I love my horse....Thou shall not touch the horse."

"I'm going to report-"

*Six shots from the pristol*

"What the fuck, where did you get that gun?"

"I fought off six bears for this gun...."

Dude dont get me started on how much RDR multiplayer pisses me off.
"Its a huge open world!" where every ************ tries to kill you no matter what your doing.
I would just be walking down the road in armadillo trying my best tombstone impression when some dude shoots me in the head for no good reason. it pisses me off.
I really wish that Rockstar would do something about the free roam.

 

[Emilox The Great]

"stop headshotting me you noob, headshots are for losers."

a 10 year old kid in TF2


another one: "if you kill me one more time im gonna call my big brothers on you and they are going to beat you up in real life noob."