"No fair you have a crowbar"

[Tehshi]

Ha!
It was probably irritable male syndrome. its kinda like a guys version of PMS.

Sounds an awful lot like irritable bowel syndrome.

Anyway, the other day I was playing Red Dead Redemption, I think it was a game of Hold Your Own (Capture the Flag, for those of you who don't play it) on Diez Coronas (a huge map, generally quite a few people on horseback) and, according to this kid, when I pretty much run him over on my horse and then shoot him with my repeater, all I'm really doing is sitting in my base with a sniper. Obviously. Also, the reactions to Deadeye are hilarious. "WTF?! How'd he shoot so fast?!" or "Holy hell! He sniped me with a revolver!"or this one, from the same kid as the first story "You weren't even shooting until right before I died! And then you got like a one-shot kill with a revolver!" Oh, and then, there was someone who couldn't understand windows or headshots. The game clearly says "Tehshi domed WhateverHisNameIs", and then the conversation goes something like this.
Him: How'd you kill me in one shot?!
Me: I got a headshot, which it clearly said.
Him: That doesn't make sense.
Me: Um...alright then, this argument isn't worth it.

Later, that same game...

Him: *sitting in front of giant window after taking cover from a couple of my shots* I'm safe now!
Me: *headshots kid through window*
Him: OH MY GOD HAXXOR YOU SHOT ME THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK
Me: No, I shot you through a window. They're giant gaping hole sin walls that bullets can go through.
Him: NO THEY'RE NOT! YOU'RE JUST A STUPID HACKER NOOB!
Me: I'm a noob? At least I know what a headshot is.

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[subtlefuge]

I've received fairly consistent complaints about a certain AWP. Those may actually be legitimate.

This isn't me, but it is something that I liked to do when I had the game that generally elicits this response:

 

[WorthlessSix]

Was playing TF2 once and killed a guy with a crit bonesaw. He was absolutely convinced I was hacking somehow. I tried desperately to explain to him crits but he just would have none of it.

 

[swolf]

"But, you're a girl. That's not fair, girls aren't meant to play Halo!! I'm not playing with you, stupid girls don't know anything about guns!"

Sadly, I get this all the time =[

That's also the same reason my lil sis doesn't play in gaming tournaments anymore (irritates people when they get destroyed by her). Also, before anybody asks: No, I will not give out her phone number (I'm saying this because I've been asked before). She's engaged to an Army MP whose father was SF.

I've received fairly consistent complaints about a certain AWP. Those may actually be legitimate.

This isn't me, but it is something that I liked to do when I had the game that generally elicits this response:

That was a perfect example of why I don't play online. Thank you! I simply don't have the patience to deal with people like that.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Was at a lan party at someone's house and played the first COD. I had a MP40 and saw a few shady pixels moving on a roof quite far away from me. I aimed to give it a try and gave the guy a headshot. I was laughing my ass off but when he saw the killcam he was nearly at the point of trashing the chamber he was in.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

*person on TF2 making car noises down the mic*

Me: "You are a car."

Him: "No... YOU'RE a car."

Me: "........shut up."

Then we laughed.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

"But, you're a girl. That's not fair, girls aren't meant to play Halo!! I'm not playing with you, stupid girls don't know anything about guns!"

Sadly, I get this all the time =[

Just kick their asses and try to crush their massivly overinflated male egos! their just know that the girls who take the game seriously kick ass!

Odd, I hear a lot of "you boys just got beaten by a GIRL!"

OT: Probably the time I decided to use my "modded controller" in COD4 and went 72-4-6 with a USP .45. Of course, this is before the patch that made pistols less awesome.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

I ALWAYS mute everyone who I don't know when I play online. I just can't stand people... talking. Especially people I don't know, yelling profanities and racial slurs directly into my ear.

Fortunately for you, one of my friends is the WORST complainer EVER. I'll just be playing Dragon Age and he'll be in a party with me and a few others, and all you'll hear is, "WHAT THE DICK! FUCKING *insert any weapon in any game ever* ******-ASS NOOB! Oh, look at me, I'm cool I use the *same weapon as before*!" And this goes on and on and on until he's killed by something else.

 

[hopeneverdies]

A long time ago when I still played Quakelive. It was either a 3v3 or 4v4 capture the flag match and I had grabbed the other team's flag and someone else was holding my team's flag so no one could capture. Cue me for about 10 minutes holding off the rest of the other side while my team worked to return the flag. I was constantly doing rounds through my base, picking off everyone I could find. It wasn't until I ended up running out of ammo after a long firefight that I went down. Practically everyone was congratulating me, asking if I was pro, if I was in a clan. Except for one person who called HAX! because I wouldn't die and that I turned on God mode somehow. In reality I was always overhealed or overarmored, used Guard, and didn't run straight into enemy fire.

Which reminds me, I died while holding the flag on another map. The guy next to me picks it up and runs towards the entire other team.

 

[IanBrazen]

I ALWAYS mute everyone who I don't know when I play online. I just can't stand people... talking. Especially people I don't know, yelling profanities and racial slurs directly into my ear.

whats the old formula?
something like

Internet + head set + Anonymity = DICK!