No. Fuckin. Way

[Pimppeter2]

So, I was unwrapping some Starburst mini's that I got from Halloween. (There the ones that come 2 to a pack).

Anyway. The first was 2 reds. I don't like reds so i shrugged it off

The second pact was 2 pinks. So I laughed it off at the chance of getting 2 same colors twice, and ate my candy. I thought to myself. What if I got the same colors in the next one I opened

THEN, sure enough. The third wrapper opens and I see two reds.

Does this mean I'm Jesus?

Anyway, What was the freakiest thing to happen to you this week?

(Don't fret, the fourth one I opened was different colors)

 

[Bassman_2]

If you were Jesus, surely it would be the ones you liked.

 

[Vrex360]

What a string of amazing coincidences

 

[nonW00t]

nah you're buddha

 

[Robert632]

if you were jesus, you would have gotten three of the same colour in package.

 

[sunami88]

It means that the person you got the candy from opened them, sucked on em, then put em back in the pack, carefully arranging them "Just for you".

Enjoy!

 

[RedPandaMan]

(Don't fret, the fourth one I opened was different colors)

Whoo, good, if it's the fourth candy it means you're Jesus, not the third. Those are the rules.

OT: Ummm, I guess it would be the fact that I watched Halloween Saturday night, and right as the movie finishes, a trick or treater comes dressed as the guy from the movie.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Dude. I think this means you have superpowers.

 

[j0z]

I haven't murdered anyone yet
It always amazes me.

Yeah, that was pretty freaky coincidence, I, sadly, had anything like that happen to me this week.

 

[Clashero]

Well, today I was listening to a song on the radio and I was thinking "Hmm... this chord progression is the same as Feel Good Inc, innit?". THE VERY NEXT SONG on the radio was Feel Good Inc. I tried to do it again but failed

 

[OpiateChicken]

I got back my midterms for one of my classes this week, and I was shitting bricks because I hadn't really studied and I knew that I had messed up a lot during it. I had been the first person done, and that never happens, and usually I associate that with doing really badly.

However, when I got it back, turns out I got the best mark in the class :\ so it was a nice surprise.

Also, on halloween I was throwing a bottle rocket, and it went off prematurely while I still had it in my hand, and went backwards and made a black streak on my friend's house. Luckily it came off with a little water.

 

[hippykiller]

nah you're buddha

can i be Allah?

 

[ae86gamer]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.... slow down. You don't like the red ones?! :O

 

[Insanum]

It means you should buy skittles in future. Learn from mistakes.

 

[Mr. Grey]

Hmm... The weirdest thing that happened to me all week is... Nothing, I live an uneventful life, but I did get a twenty dollar bill that said "Jesus Loves You" in tiny letters at the top when I was debating with my father whether or not I actually believed in a God. Jesus bought my love for twenty bucks.

If you were Jesus, surely it would be the ones you liked.

Then clearly he is the antichrist. All hail He Who Will Bring About Our Kingdom!

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Well, today I was listening to a song on the radio and I was thinking "Hmm... this chord progression is the same as Feel Good Inc, innit?". THE VERY NEXT SONG on the radio was Feel Good Inc. I tried to do it again but failed

LUCKY!!! | That's my one of my favorite songs, and it never comes on.

 

[Stoic raptor]

There are pink starbursts? I didnt know that.

 

[Clashero]

Well, today I was listening to a song on the radio and I was thinking "Hmm... this chord progression is the same as Feel Good Inc, innit?". THE VERY NEXT SONG on the radio was Feel Good Inc. I tried to do it again but failed

LUCKY!!! | That's my one of my favorite songs, and it never comes on.

Hah, thanks! I remember quite loving Gorillaz's first album, sort-of liking G-Sides, and thoroughly disliking the one with Feel Good Inc in it except for... Feel Good Inc. I wasn't big on the rapped part, but the acoustic sections were a joy to hear.