No. Fuckin. Way

[dududf]

In borderlands I was just about to die, when a midget psycho ran up to me, I threw my corrosive sticky nade, he ran off to his team, he died I was knocked down. The corrosive from my sticky killed the entire group about a second before I died and was saved by "Second wind"


THAT'S the sign of Jesus man!

 

[stabnex]

Definitely the cow level in Diablo. Still my favorite.

 

[mrx19869]

If you were Jesus, surely it would be the ones you liked.

rotglmfao

 

[Cpu46]

Im usualy not one to believe in paranormal stuff but this has happened way to often for coincidence
I have realy realistic dreams now and then and then a few months later something happens thats similar enought to the dream to trigger the feeling of Dejavu. It feels extremely creepy and weird. Its happened to me roughly once every year and its always been small insignificant things. I dont know if its just an overactive imagination or some weird foresight thing.

OT: yea i'd say your either extremely lucky (or unlucky since you dont like reds) or have got some werid superpower

 

[MONSTERheart]

I've gotten 8/10 on every single quiz I've had in my AP World History class so far this year.

 

[teutonicman]

Man it's pretty early to be asking what the freakiest thing that happened this week was, damn it's only monday. One weird thing was going to one of my classes and realizing the room was the perfect place to do a snuff film.

 

[Necrofudge]

nah you're buddha

How does being Buddha give anyone the ability to control candies?

Well I suppose once you get fat enough, karma tries to help you out.

 

[CloakedOne]

Whenever I think of an episode of a particular show, it's always the episode that comes on that day. No joke. An interesting but completely and undeniably useless ability have I.

 

[hippykiller]

nah you're buddha

can i be Allah?

you do know who Allah actually is right?

he's the Arab god.

 

[hippykiller]

nah you're buddha

can i be Allah?

no you are Buddha. these are the rules

well than who the hell are you going to be?

 

[Socius]

nah you're buddha

hey! hey!
do not joke about the buddha!
they have emotions too you know!

and no, Chuck Norris is Jesus 2.0
so eigther you are Jesus 2.5 or youre lucky.
The freaky vault-boy has spoken again!

and the buddha thing was also a joke, no need to flame me...
but at least one of you guys are still going to, right?

 

[Tonimata]

My mum opened a restaurant in sight that her prior business didn't work, and just the day after, we got 5 different groups of people calling for reservations.

OOOH YEAH

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

nah you're buddha

I can't believe it's not buddha.

Weirdest thing that happened this week is that someone asked if we were a 24 hour bookstop.

It took me half a day to get that thought out of my head.

 

[Hobo Joe]

Nothing weird for me this week, it's been fairly mundane. However I have had my fair share of Starbursts. I kid you not I once had a pack of Starburst that was ALL green. Luckily enough green is my favourite flavour by far.

 

[Silver]

No, it means you're colourblind. Though luck.

 

[Inverse Skies]

Not me, but one of my sisters friends was massively drunk at Derby Day on the weekend (big horse race in Melbourne) and was being rude in general on the train. Anyway some customers came into the store she works at and talked about her without realising! Excellent coincidence!

 

[ScarlettRage]

nah you're buddha

can i be Allah?

nope. cause thats me