No more fucking Slim Jims!

[Blindswordmaster]

I'm just so tired of having to sit through that same fucking Slim Jim commercial just to watch a single video on this site. God fucking damn it! Get another commercial, NOW! If I have to see Edge sit on this fucking Throne of Dick one more time I'm going to go on a killing spree. Do you feel the same way? Please post and discuss.

 

[jbchillin]

the commercials are horrible. the thing i dont understand is that i thought the slimjim factory burned down last year and they had no plans to rebuild.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Hey, just relax and:

 

[Sun Flash]

I keep getting fifa 11 adds, the music bugs me. At least on youtube you can refresh and it gets rid of it >_>

what are slim jims? I've never heard of them.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Hey, just relax and:

You're dead to me.

 

[EHKOS]

I get new ads, I thought they finally got rid of that goshawful thing.

 

[hurfdurp]

I don't watch enough videos on here to be tormented by ads.

 

[Tartarga]

Hey, just relax and:

Snap into a Slim Jim does not mean the same thing in a gay club.

 

[Kufaz]

Please Escapist...Get a new add.

 

[lostzombies.com]

what are slim jims? I've never heard of them.

I also am apparently missing out on something which is blatently obvious to everyone else :/

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Hey, just relax and:

Snap into a Slim Jim does not mean the same thing in a gay club.

Hey, just relax and:
snip

You're dead to me.

Well, if you don't want any Slim Jims, get in on Hulk Hogan's Pastamania!

 

[silversun101]

Slim Jim commercials should be reserved for Nickelodeon and daytime Cartoon Network. I highly doubt the average age of users on this site is 13, so can we PLEASE get some new adds here? I actually mute my monitor and walk away to do something else for 25 seconds just so I won't have to subject myself to those irritating kids with their douchey wool hats and horrid kung fu sound effects.

Although I do enjoy the heavily implied sexual undertones of Edge instructing two young boys to "eat it and beat it".

 

[Blindswordmaster]

what are slim jims? I've never heard of them.

I also am apparently missing out on something which is blatently obvious to everyone else :/

It's a stick of dried meat that you eat. It's basically beef jerky. But, if you squeeze one, then it oozes thick white stuff. That's right, it's a meat stick you put in your mouth and if you squeeze it white stuff oozes out.

 

[niege]

what are slim jims? I've never heard of them.

I also am apparently missing out on something which is blatently obvious to everyone else :/

guys wanna meet up so we can speak of what kind of thing this is ?

 

[J-Alfred]

Can I get a "hell ya"?

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Hey, just relax and:

Snap into a Slim Jim does not mean the same thing in a gay club.

Hey, just relax and:
snip

You're dead to me.

Well, if you don't want any Slim Jims, get in on Hulk Hogan's Pastamania!

Say what you will, but that was actually pretty good.

 

[sidhe3141]

The escapist needs revenue or else we start paying for its content. I will never eat, let alone snap into, a slim-jim. I just read forum posts while it plays.

The problem isn't that there's ads. It's that there's only one ad and it ceased to be interesting last year.
And that it's incredibly cheesy.

 

[theplaidknight]

I agree. I don't like Slim Jims to start with, and as a person with intelligence greater than that of a Golden Retriever I think TV wrestling is one of the worst things any human being has ever done and can ever do. I'd rather watch ads for feminine protection products than for TV wrestling.