Okay, I work at Walmart.
There alone should give you some idea of what type of customers I deal with.
Most of the time, I'm in electronics, but also in the Photo Center some of the time as well.
Anywho, just last week, I had a guy call in:
"I'm looking for a cable."
"Alright, can I ask what kind of cable?"
"Well, it goes to my TV."
(this is a VERY common occurrence.)
"Alright, and what are you hooking up?"
"A DVD player."
"Okay, so what kind of colored jacks are on your player as well as on your TV. Normally it is the red, white and yellow jacks, or the red green blue, and red and white jacks."
After some time.
"Well, I guess I need a box."
(referring to an RF modulator)
"Oh, okay. Well, we have three different price ranges of our RF modulators. I'll still need to know what kind of jacks you have on the back of your DVD player to know which box to suggest to you."
After some time.
"No, I just need a modulator. I don't need a jack."
I speak VERY clearly, after 4 years of this kind of stuff, you HAVE to.
"Okay, so is it an S-Video, Component or RCA (sometimes referred to as composite, but it's too much like component, and it confuses people easily) hookup?"
"I don't understand what you mean."
So again, I start off, "I'll need you check your DVD player and tell me what color the jacks are."
After a short pause.
"Is there anyone else there that knows what they're talking about?"
At the time, I was the only one there. "No, sir. I'm the only one here right now."
Then they hung up.
I'm sorry but I can't help you if you don't know what you need.
There is a certain ignorance to some customers, not all are complete jackholes, but there are times where weeks go by with nothing but head aches.
Another VERY common instance when working in the Photo Center.
"I'd like to make some pictures off my camera, but I don't know how."
"Okay, do you have your camera card?"
Without much hesitation, "Yes, right here."
"Alright, so I see that your card is an SD-card. Just follow me over to the Photo kiosk and we can get you started. Okay, now just put it in the slot, marked SD."
Starts putting it in the compact flash slot.
(if you don't know anything about the card sizes, An SD-card is about the size of a Cheez It/Cheese Nips cracker. And a compact flash is about the size of a saltine/soda cracker. Yes, crackers was the only thing I could think of to compare them to, leave me alone)
So inevitably, "No, just the one on the far right."
Now, I know that it shouldn't be that hard to ALL the way right... but the customer just stops on the one right next to it.
"The one at the FAR right."
... again... just one position...
Eventually we get it.... and 9 times out of 10.
"Sorry, I'm just so technologically illiterate."(or ignorant, or any number of iterations of this, my favorite one, though was when the guy said, word for word, letter for letter 'techno-loger-iterate when it comes to these sorts of things. I'm surprised I can even run the damn thing.')
It's sometimes hard to stifle a laugh.
Also, something to point out... DON'T TRY TO BE CLEVER...
Seriously... annoys the hell out of us working-class, can't stress that enough.
Another common instance, as I've seen so many people refer to is the pricing.
It's amazing how mad some people get when prices change, or sometimes when things move around.
We DON'T have ANY say in these sorts of things.
One thing to remember is that we are peons.
But one thing I have learned is this lovely golden holy thing to say:
"One of us has the power to change (problem), and it's not me. There are forms up at customer service for your concerns. Home office will listen to the customer. (seriously SO true) And if (problem) has inconvenienced you, then by all means, complain."
Seriously works every time.
Oh, and another thing while I'm on the subject of STOP TRYING TO BE CLEVER.
I bring TVs up to the front of the store quite often for customers that are still shopping.
And after 4 years, I still get some other customer stopping me on the way up there with the same freaking... stupid... trying to be witty comment of:
"Oh, just wheel that out to (vehicle X) it's parked (location X)." Smile, nod.
It is not funny.
Maybe the first... oh... two times I heard it in the first 2 weeks I worked there.
But seriously.
One more thought:
Treat your service people with respect.
We're people too.