One word: Arnold
While Doug would be some boring dude obsessing over the latest piece of social media and Tommy would be failing on YouTube, Arnold would probably actually be the next James Bond. He's already gotten some real spy experience, and the dude's actually been able to make pretty much all his enemies into friends at some point. That football head houses some serious skills!
Or he would turn into a hipster, rendering the argument moot.
Yeah, I see hipster-hood in his future.
Never mind.

While Doug would be some boring dude obsessing over the latest piece of social media and Tommy would be failing on YouTube, Arnold would probably actually be the next James Bond. He's already gotten some real spy experience, and the dude's actually been able to make pretty much all his enemies into friends at some point. That football head houses some serious skills!
Or he would turn into a hipster, rendering the argument moot.
Yeah, I see hipster-hood in his future.
Never mind.