No Right Answer: Who Would Win Fan Submissions

[V da Mighty Taco]

You know...in regards to that "Beliebers vs. Bronies in WWIII" one...

We actually DO have Bronies in the military now! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.823686-US-Air-Force-Confirms-Existence-of-Brony-Squadron]

So yeah...Bronies have the upper hand here.

CAPTCHA: you win

Well...it IS my country's Air Force, so technically you are right, Captcha.

Eh, it's actually a tougher matchup than one would realize. On one hand, you have a notable number of Bronies in the military who know how to fuck shit up. On the other hand, Bronies have far more non-violent members than Beliebers. Beliebers don't have to worry about any of their members holding back, whereas some Bronies (myself included) would stick to non-violence.

The question would boil down to the military Bronies' immense capabilities needing to offset the number of active Beliebers. Imho, I think the Beliebers would win it with their strength in numbers.

 

[Leemaster777]

I think we all know Superman can't ride a horse.

Dude, that is messed up.

...I love it.

OT:

Travis Touchdown

VS

Scott Pilgrim

Contest: Street Fighter 2

 

[Lyvric]

Bill Nye the science guy
vs
Charles Xavier

Home/House Design/Decorations

 

[JenSeven]

Oderus Urungus vs Marshall "Duh" Staxx at speed dating

 

[Darth_Payn]

Gilbert wins hands down:

I'd buy it.

Bronies vs Homestuck fans: Cosplay contest

Whovians vs Trekkies: Cooking contest

Rule 34 or fanfiction: which ruins your childhood faster?

I thought Rule 34 and fan fiction overlap all too often to make something horrifying, so it's no contest.

GG Allin vs. Rob Zombie
in writing and directing a children's TV program

Rob Zombie has the edge here, as he used to work on Peewee's Playhouse.

 

[teebeeohh]

i am pretty sure the helen keller thing was in my cards against humanity recently.

Bayonetta vs Dante

go fish

 

[Mikeyfell]

Hold on I got more.
Who would win?
Gilbert Gottfried
vs
Kristen Stewart

At... A dramatic reading.

That one could be serious if it were Morgan Freeman vs Patrick Stewart

True, but that's hardly funny.

How about Morgan Freeman Vs Patrick Stewart
Who would do a better impression of the other one?

Now there's some comedy.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

The Hulk v Kratos at Figure Skating.

EDIT: Oh oh! I've got another one! Link v Gordon Freeman at Public Speaking

 

[Dr.Awkward]

Two more.
Malcolm X vs Martin Luther King Jr.: Who would be the better sailor?
Pot Pie vs. Hot Pocket: Which would be better at resolving political tension?

Also, for a few making suggestions out there:

Spoiler: There are a few unspoken rules to be followed...

[li]No video game-based characters/places, if you want Chris to participate. He actually works for Nintendo, and according to his contract he cannot discuss games in such public manner.[/li]
[li]Be careful with "hot-button issues", namely religion, politics, and the figures that represent them.[/li]
[li]For best results, the competition has to be out of "left field" - Something that is completely unrelated to the characters who are competing.[/li]

 

[Sonder Saunters]

Superman 2 General Zod vs. Man of Steel Zod: Who is more likely to be best buds with Hulk Hogan?

 

[Jacked Assassin]

My mind is still blown but here are at least 2.... that are hopefully decent....

Godzilla from Godzilla 1998 vs. Cloverfield Monster from Cloverfield
Dance Dance Revolution

Vegans vs. Furries
Not Obsessing Over Animals

 

[McMarbles]

Is there even a question here? Rainbow Dash would kick Justin Bieber's ass.

 

[DarklordKyo]

Kermit the Frog Vs. a weeping angel....in a staring contest.

 

[kailus13]

Usain Bolt vs Heather McCartney: Breakdancing.

Lego vs coins: Most likely to be swallowed by a small child.

Seasme Street vs The Muppets: Relay race.

Batman vs Superman: Sitting still contest.

 

[uneek]

Phillip J. Fry vs. Captain Mal Reynolds

Mexican Cuisine

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Punisher

Marriage Counseling

Brock from Pokemon vs. Gary Busey

Poker

Spock vs. WALL-E

Interior Decorating

 

[MortisLegio]

Chicken VS Egg

In... Finger-painting competition.

 

[Remus]

George R. R. Martin vs Robert Kirkman at Gardening

Jon Stewart would totally win at MK. With all the random game references in his show he's gotta know how to use a controller.

 

[talker]

who would win forever:

Striker Eureka (fully crewed)

vs.

a team of old people

at...

Bowling! (the lane is five miles, however)