Fappy said:
Funny/Horrifying thing about elf on the shelf...
For those that don't know, the basic idea is that the stupid little elf dolls watch you in their doll forms (BAD CHILDREN!) and come to life at night when you are asleep. The parents are supposed to convince their children of this by moving the elves to different locations at night. Apparently, if you touch the elves during the day they don't come to life that night or some shit.
ANYWAY, for some reason, my parents have convinced my 7-year-old brother of this fantasy and it led to tragedy. You see, one of our dogs got to the elf and... tore him to pieces. My brother thought the elf was alive, so naturally, he flipped out on the dog and cried all day. My mom managed to Frankenstein him back together, however, and everything's all good now. My brother still thinks our dog is a legit murderer though :/
Despite how fun it can be to pose the elf in sexual positions on furniture, I have to ask myself if the lie is worth it XD
Judging by the look on that elf's face (which gives me a very serial-killer vibe), your dog's a goddamn hero. But the fact your mom Frankensteined it back together is a movie monster origin story.
Remus said:
Krampus is the best Christmas tradition ever! The parades, oh the parades
It's like they dipped Halloween in my Christmas! What's not to love?
AH, the Krampus. One of the few beings in existence to go toe-to-toe with Brock Samson and live, and the only holiday character who either belongs in Hell or on a Dio album cover. I forget if he comes to naughty childrens' houses and tortures them into behaving or straight up kills them, and that makes me wonder what that says about whoever made him up.
Well, in my opinion, he's still leagues better than Holland's Sinterklaaus' sidekick and, ugh, African slave. God knows what that freak gets up to.