Non-sexual things you still inexplicably find sexy.

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TakerFoxx

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They aren't traditionally sexy. They aren't kinky in the slightest. There is absolutely nothing sexual about them, but for some reason, they just get your engine running.

For me, it's t-shirts worn over non-formal long sleeve shirts, especially sweaters. I have no idea why, but for me, that look just ups the attraction factor by a lot. Maybe my mind reads that as a sign of being just quirky enough to be interesting but not enough to be pretentious/annoying about it.

So, what are yours?
 

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Thigh-high or ankle socks generally feed more petrol to the engine. The colour of them doesn't really matter.
 

Zhukov

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- Freckles.
- Scarfs.
- Hiking boots.
- Those haircuts with cropped sides. I think it's called an undercut.

No idea why for any of them.

Also, it just occurred to me that it would be entirely possibly for one woman to have all those things at the same time.
 

BloatedGuppy

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Uh...I like glasses on girls. Does that count? Glasses? That seems like a relatively common thing to perv over.

I think wristwatches on girls are hot too, which I'm advised is "weird".

Zhukov said:
- Freckles.
- Scarfs.

Don't say I never do anything nice for you.
 

PsychicTaco115

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Pluvia said:
Also, weirdly, short hair on girls.
This person gets it

I may just be a horny ************ but I usually get turned on by anything

My boner just can't stop
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
Pluvia said:
Also, weirdly, short hair on girls.
This person gets it

I may just be a horny ************ but I usually get turned on by anything

My boner just can't stop

OT: Glasses, music proficiency and Pokemon t-shirts fall under that category for me.
 

Don Incognito

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BloatedGuppy said:
Uh...I like glasses on girls. Does that count? Glasses? That seems like a relatively common thing to perv over.

I think wristwatches on girls are hot too, which I'm advised is "weird".
No, I'm with ya.

Of course, it is possible--nay, probable--that we are both weird.

Zhukov said:
- Freckles.
- Scarfs.

Don't say I never do anything nice for you.
Mother of God.
 

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Hair always tends to get me. I use to be all over the long hair, but as time grew, stylized short hair and more punkish hair have been added as well.




My friend, the bastard that he is, also got me into dyed hair.
 

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Don Incognito said:
No, I'm with ya.

Of course, it is possible--nay, probable--that we are both weird.
I don't know if I'm happy or sad to discover this.

It's like we're two guys wearing trench coats nodding awkwardly to one another as we pass in the doorway of the XXX store.
 

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BloatedGuppy said:
Don Incognito said:
No, I'm with ya.

Of course, it is possible--nay, probable--that we are both weird.
I don't know if I'm happy or sad to discover this.

It's like we're two guys wearing trench coats nodding awkwardly to one another as we pass in the doorway of the XXX store.
The world's weirdest, tamest, most benign XXX store. In fact, it's not a XXX store at all, it's just a place called "Susan's Eyewear and Wristwear", and Susan is getting super-weirded out by the two guys in trenchcoats who come in everyday.
 

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cynical remarks, mispronouncing words/names, holding bread with 2 fingers

the list goes on but it's generally considered conventionally sexy
 

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I'm a freckles-man, too. I guess there's sort of an o'natural/tomboyish charm to it.

Also, big noses. I don't know why, but a big nose can be very becoming to a woman. You had it all, Jennifer Grey, and then you had to go and ruin it with plastic surgery!
 

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Girls who play instruments. Any instrument really (I used to date a girl who absolutely rocked the cello, it was awesome), but particularly drums, or if they sing anything with a bit of balls-
Beth Hart... Man. That voice, those tattoos... She balances out the incredible black hole of sexiness that is Joe Bonamassa.
 

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For some reason I find tights a lot more attractive than bare legs. Also I'm with the above posters on freckles. And any accents that sound exotic. I met quite a few Czech people last year and they all had lovely accents in comparison to the locals.

I long since gave up trying to work out why I find anything attractive.
 

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Tattoos,
Piercing,
Red hair,
Freckles,
Thighs,
Curly hair,
Wet hair look,
Unnatural hair colour like blue, purple etc.

Yeah, it's true. I love Suicide Girls, aite!!
 

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Not sure if this is common or not but I like sweatiness, grime, messy hair, urine and blood. Sometimes, I like them all at the same time. Perfection is for paintings, not real people :p
 

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Tattoos
Piercings
Feet
Socks
Eyes
Mohawks/Undercuts
Short Hair
Really Long Hair
With Weaponry
Glasses

Parasondox said:
Yeah, it's true. I love Suicide Girls, aite!!
Honestly been thinking about reactivating my long defunct account. I'm with yah.










 

BloatedGuppy

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Pluvia said:
Sorry to lessen your fun a bit here, but here's the unphotoshopped version of that pic:

My GOD, she's hideous. Photoshop hath created a siren from a fiend!