Non-sexual things you still inexplicably find sexy.

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A fucking hoodie.

And short, pixie cut hair? Oh yeah. With a beanie maybe. Damn.
 

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Glasses, button up shirts, anything that adds to the whole smart sort of thing. I guess that also means I find intelligence as a bit of a turn on as well.
 

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BloatedGuppy said:

Don't say I never do anything nice for you.
Oh my g... I think I gotta go to the bathroom to take care of something real quick..

Pluvia said:
Sorry to lessen your fun a bit here, but here's the unphotoshopped version of that pic:

 

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Attractive girls with braces drive me crazy for some reason. I had a girlfriend with braces once. When she got rid of them our relationship ended :p

Also, goth girls. The more extreme, the better!

And I think most people here agree with me that females who are serious gamers are incredibly sexy (if they're not landwhales who write fanfiction and smell of cheese)
 

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BloatedGuppy said:
Uh...I like glasses on girls. Does that count? Glasses? That seems like a relatively common thing to perv over.
Apparently that's like the commonest fetish ever, if you discount stuff like bewbs which aren't counted as fetishes.

MarsAtlas said:
You don't have to be Freud to figure this out, folks.
Oh I don't know, sit down and tell me about your mother.
 

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... a lot of things.
I think I'll post some of the less weird things:

Boots
Full body armor
Guns (I don't even like guns, wtf)
Coloured hair
(not short, though only long hair)
Also, a personality that is traditionally more said to be "male".
 

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Wow, this thread is either full of crazy people or closeted gays.

I discriminate between cute, beautiful, and sexy (and whatever else), and so my list is short: The few times it has happened I've found myself really hot for a girl telling a good joke. Not just any "haha, that's funny" -line but a perfect star-aligned gut-smasher.
 

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McElroy said:
Wow, this thread is either full of crazy people or closeted gays.
Only for you, McCutie. Only for you.

MarsAtlas said:
I prefer more attracted to guys who are, appearance-wise, really feminine and women who are, appearance-wise, more tomboyish.
Do you mean individuals who would be considered androgynous, or people who have marched past that line and just look like the opposite sex? That seems like a rude way to put the question, but its cold and words are failing me at the moment.
 

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BloatedGuppy said:
Zhukov said:
- Freckles.
- Scarfs.

Don't say I never do anything nice for you.
Freckles, scarf, red hair, piercing eyes.

Guppy, you did a nice thing for more than just Zhukov, I'm telling you.
 

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Ponytails (Especially ponytails), ankle boots, unusual hair color, tuxedo on a woman.

My only real weird turnoff though is glasses. While it feels kind of hypocritical of me since I have glasses, there's just something about most women when they wear glasses that just really turns me off, sometimes a girl can wear glasses and still pull it off for me but its rare.
 

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Don Incognito said:
BloatedGuppy said:
Uh...I like glasses on girls. Does that count? Glasses? That seems like a relatively common thing to perv over.

I think wristwatches on girls are hot too, which I'm advised is "weird".
No, I'm with ya.

Of course, it is possible--nay, probable--that we are both weird.

Zhukov said:
- Freckles.
- Scarfs.

Don't say I never do anything nice for you.
Mother of God.
Mothers of Gods. Let me into your club.
 

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Instruments. Ever seen a really hot girl playing a violin or a piano? Like, yes please, I will have that.

Just not a guitar though. Too common.

Also, lab coats, because of course I would like that. Not only do they make you look clean and smart, but I think that there may actually be some merit to the (usually sarcastic) claim that they enhance your figure no matter what you look like.
 

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ladies throwing a mean look... I don't know why but there's just something about disapproving/annoyed/angry look that I just find enticing somewhat. Sometimes also the crazy/evil look... there are reasons why I main Juri... *cue that one Ken Ashcorp song... you know the one*
 

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Imperfect teeth on an otherwise attractive woman. I have no idea why. As soon as I notice that, the juices begin flowing.
 

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The only one that really springs to mind is a facemask. You know just the covering up of someones mouth and nose, but showing the eyes? Yeah I don't know where that comes form. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I tend to watch someones mouth when they talk and a mask forces me to watch the eyes. I don't know. Also women that can pull of a tomboy look I tend to think are more attractive. Like if you got a nice ass in yoga pants ok, but if you have a nice ass in lose jeans hot damn. I guess that one is technically sexual, but people seam to be talking about this in a lose fashion.
 

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Unless I'm drunk, or hung-over I really don't have much in the way of a sex drive, being ace and not really interested in sex kinda does that to a person.

MarsAtlas said:
I prefer more attracted to guys who are, appearance-wise, really feminine and women who are, appearance-wise, more tomboyish.
I'd say this is about half right for me, I like femininity regardless of weather the person is a guy, gal, or non-binary. I especially like it when a person dresses in an extremely feminine fashion, like say lolita fashion, and lingerie, etc. I find that sort of thing very attractive, tomboyish gals are attractive too, but feminine is always better.

MarsAtlas said:
As for clothing, weirdly, the less skin is showing the more attractive I'm probably going to find you, particularly when its in fewer separate pieces. A sleeved maxi dress with a scarf and/or choker? Yes please.
With all the talk in this thread about things I tend to wear like thigh high stockings, various boots, I feel a little safer now, because I tend toward wearing more complicated outfits. Which is also what I like on others: Lolita Victorian style dress(knee length, long sleeve, and extra frilly is best), matching accessories like a paired lolita headdress, stockings, elegant ankle, or mid-calf high heeled boots, necklace/choker, and parasol to round the outfit out? That's the kind of thing that makes me want to tackle-hug a person.