Nonsense that has been Blurted from your Mouth

[Jezzascmezza]

Basically, what is the flat out most random, ridiculous, stupid thing you've said that you can remember.

"No, you're entitled to different bananas."

I don't even want to go into what made me say that.
So tell me, have any of you guys said anything stupider?

 

[Angerwing]

I've said some very odd things while trying to sell things to people at work (I work at a computer/technology retailer as a salesman). Usually early in the morning, smashed up on Double Espressos and a little rusty on the product at hand. I've lied through my teeth a couple of times, and it's never come back to bite me.

 

[Lopsided Weener]

"COWS DON'T SHIT EGGS."

I may have been drinking at the time, and I thought it fit the context... looking back I'm not so sure anymore...

 

[rokkolpo]

''Yeah well but I'M PARALYSED so HA''

Whilst playing naruto ultimate ninja 2 against a friend. we were both Orochimaru, i chose the paralysed one.

I made is sound proud.

 

[Casual Shinji]

When I was still in kindergarden I used say that the dinosaurs where killed by lightning.

 

[Guffe]

I can't remember at this very moment anything but I must check this thread out again when there are more posts. I am expecting some good laughs out of this one.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I once told my housemate that he should get a toilet installed in his room. I kept my Xbox and monitor in there, since he had more space, and I didn't feel like leaving to take a leak.

Kind of said it before I realized what I had done. Felt very ashamed afterwards.

 

[farscythe]

in japan they have miniature wolves n deers that hunt each other in the bonsai forests

 

[Astoria]

Do ducks think in quacks. Yes I actually asked that. My boyfriend is never going to let me live it down.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

After a sleepless night and a full day in lab with some interesting fumes:
"It's bright yed! Er.. rell- no... ORANGE!"

Upon waking up the day after a Doctor Who marathon:
"Exterminate... monkeys...dngphf!"

There's also my tendency to lose the power of speech when confronted with something sufficiently idiotic. I'm usually reduced to sputtering random syllables.

 

[madster11]

There's no such thing as green!


Go ahead and work out what the conversation was that led to that.

 

[Vault101]

I was in second year of primary school, the teacher was showing us how to make thease paper people things she called "symetrical sam" as she was showing us I said out loud what I was thinking, somthign I never do

I was like "it looks fat.. I don't like yours"

everything went silent and everyone stared at me, teacher included

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

When I was still in kindergarden I used say that the dinosaurs where killed by lightning.

I bet some of them where, poor brachiosaurs stepping on wet grass on a rainy day with their heads rising to 15 metres.

OT: Guess it would be easier to mention the few things I say that actually make sense. If I remember any...

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Where's a good place to buy burlap?

 

[The Wykydtron]

"Objection!... No"

I was playing Phoenix Wright T&T while listening to my friend make really stupid game related arguements