noobz - "A movie for gamers, by gamers."

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Jdb

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Well... I don't have much to say about it. I think you should look for yourself.


What do you think? I don't know what to think. I am speechless.
 

Hal10k

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It is as if every negative stereotype about frat-boy gamers was made flesh, and given a film crew and instructions to disregard everything he knows about good taste and writing. I blame you for this, science.

The black kid yelling "dayum" is magnificent, though.
 

Voulan

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Oh dear. I can see this going very badly. As if I don't get enough weird looks from saying one of my hobbies is gaming.

I can see Fox news all over this one.
 

Hal10k

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Volan said:
Oh dear. I can see this going very badly. As if I don't get enough weird looks from saying one of my hobbies is gaming.

I can see Fox news all over this one.
In all fairness, this goes way beyond reflecting poorly on gamers. This makes me a bit ashamed to be a carbon-based life form. Somewhere out in the Oort cloud are a bunch of beings of pure energy who are eventually going to find this trailer and think badly of our matter-based ways.
 

Andy Shandy

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Admittedly I did laugh at the "Daaaaaaaaaaaamn" kid. And I'd like to play Zelda, if you know what I mean ;) (Sorry I couldn't help but make the pun)

But somehow I don't exactly expect this to be brilliant. Unless it turns out to be a parody of the frat-boy demographic. But I get the feeling that it isn't.
 

Hal10k

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Andy Shandy said:
Admittedly I did laugh at the "Daaaaaaaaaaaamn" kid.
I know. That kid deserves better than this; he could be doing so much with his career.

"Dayum: The Movie, starring Random Black Kid, with Some Random Girl as Oh-No-He-Didn't Girl. Coming Fall 2014."
 

Andy Shandy

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Hal10k said:
Andy Shandy said:
Admittedly I did laugh at the "Daaaaaaaaaaaamn" kid.
I know. That kid deserves better than this; he could be doing so much with his career.

"Dayum: The Movie, starring Random Black Kid, with Some Random Girl as Oh-No-He-Didn't Girl. Coming Fall 2014."
Don't forget Mrs. Mmmmmmmmmmmhmm!

And with every ticket purchase comes with free Triple Finger Click toy!
 

Bagged Milk

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Soviet Heavy said:
Adam Sessler? I thought you were above this.
Ha Ha! that's funny sarcas- wait, you're being serious?

Anyways, not going to see this, and am about to rinse my brain with Hydrochloric acid to get these memories out of my head.
 

Windcaler

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It looks like it was made by the same people who made Vampires suck, meet the spartans, epic movie, etc, etc, etc

Basicly it looks bad and like an utter waste of time. I would like to know who exactly the gamers are that "made this" because I dont think it was made by gamers. i think it was made by overly macho frat boys who play only a few games. Not real gamers who play a variety of games and participate in communities
 

feeback06

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Well I suppose it was cute that Zelda Williams is in it, but I think I'll give this one a pass.
 

Tiswas

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Looks like road trip with douchebags.

The only thing remotely relating to gamers was them randomly shouting Frogger, Gears of War and I guess Zelda Williams (who seems to only be important due to her namesake.)

Hell. From the trailer about 15 seconds of it was related to gaming.
 

Dr Pussymagnet

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From the title I thought this was gonna be another shitty documentary about gamer culture or something.

But no, I just got something even worse.
 

Lionsfan

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Hahahahahaha oh wow that's a great parody trailer of what a movie about gamers would be like nowadays in the post American Pie era.

*gets fictitious call from someone* Wait a minute...you mean this thing is real?......It's not a fake?....ok thanks for letting me know

Dear god, WHY!, why can't we have nice things!
 

neonsword13-ops

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*insert "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" clip*

But seriously, I really Really REALLY hope this is a parody and not the real thing becuase it looks like it was filmed for fratboys by fratboys who think they're 1337 at CoD!!1one! (Or gears, in this case)