noobz - "A movie for gamers, by gamers."

[DoPo]

It is as if every negative stereotype about frat-boy gamers was made flesh, and given a film crew and instructions to disregard everything he knows about good taste and writing. I blame you for this, science.

The black kid yelling "dayum" is magnificent, though.

Hey, my thoughts exactly

Oh dear. I can see this going very badly. As if I don't get enough weird looks from saying one of my hobbies is gaming.

I can see Fox news all over this one.

In all fairness, this goes way beyond reflecting poorly on gamers. This makes me a bit ashamed to be a carbon-based life form. Somewhere out in the Oort cloud are a bunch of beings of pure energy who are eventually going to find this trailer and think badly of our matter-based ways.

Huh, I really was thinking that.

Admittedly I did laugh at the "Daaaaaaaaaaaamn" kid.

I know. That kid deserves better than this; he could be doing so much with his career.

"Dayum: The Movie, starring Random Black Kid, with Some Random Girl as Oh-No-He-Didn't Girl. Coming Fall 2014."

OK, who are you and why are you reading my thoughts? Over the Internet. And in the future (for you).