Not So Special Now

[Blatherscythe]

I'm all except for the Racist part. Unless you call hating on anyone who's a complete asshole being a racist.

Well I'm not a racist.
In fact I love every races especially the women of all races .
But yeah this pretty much sums it up for me I better go kill my self.

But I can stereotype people as well.

-Your male
-Your 10-15 years old
-You play halo
-You smell.
-You like Mountain dew.
-And your a bit of everything when it comes to bigotry.

For short!
Your one of those midgets who play halo -.-

Yes, yup, spot on, no, no I value my teeth and no I'm generally not a bigot maybe just a little.

 

[Sronpop]

I fit the bill so exact its not even funny. I was all like, this thing thinks it knows me, there is no way I am gonna fit everything. But I did, way too perfectly as well. The question is, what do I do now. If there was an extra one that says lacking direction in life, I would fit that too, hmm.

 

[adamtm]

waiter, theres cold reading in my internets

Call 911-Randi

 

[Girl With One Eye]

They only got the age part right.

 

[bak00777]

kinda, but the last 2 are ify. i just hate when people act like stereotypes, and i am christian, i just don't go to church.

 

[Blandman]

Hating the French isn't racist. It's natural and right.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Hmm, very clever on the racist part, because many people secretly fear they are a little racist, so it'll get in their head more.

But really:

I can do that to.

You are:
- Human
- Understand English
- Posting on the Escapist

ZOMG!

Pretty much this. It's just generalising.

 

[Lord Monocle Von Banworthy]

As always xkcd did it better, and I bet I don't even have to tell you which strip.

 

[superbatranger]

For all those saying you're not racist:

They're probably comparing themselves to those who are really racist. Like Ku Klux Klan racist. Oh, and I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I never pegged you as a religious person.

Probably because when you think "religious person" you think Bible-thumping Christian, which I'm not. I'm a blended Pagan faith---elements of classical Roman, Norse, and Lithuanian pagan traditions.

Well, most people I know who are devoutly religious are Bible-thumping Christians.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I'm actually very religious! It's the only thing keeping me from dying! :}

 

[Woodsey]

Male
16
Straight
Yup
Above-average, not an underachiever
Not racist
Definitely non-religious

Not really a hard thing to do. They've just described key elements from their main demographic.

 

[Harlemura]

I'm not intelligent. My grades may almost be completely above C, but anything not academic I'm dumber than a bag of hammers.
I'm not sure about the gaming thing either. I play games more than anyone I know now, but I don't think I played all that many growing up. I used to read a lot.
Where did it all go wrong...?

Apart from that, yeah, hit the nail on the head. Both a little funny and creepy. Unless believing when we die we turn into ghosts makes me religious. I don't think it does...

Also,

For all those saying you're not racist:

This man speaks the truth. I don't think anyone on here could say they're absolutely, 100% not racist.

 

[Outright Villainy]

For all those saying you're not racist:

Haha, that's excellent. Excellent find sir.

 

[Serenegoose]

Huh, it managed 3.

Male = No.
15-25 = Yes
Straight = No
Grew up middle class = hahahahahah No.
Above average int, low number of achieves = Yes
Racist = No
Non-religious = Yes

So I'm quite special, I think.

 

[Julianking93]

Nope. Got a few things right though

I am 16
I'm an omnisexual, not straight
Upper middle class reading and playing lots of games
I'd say I'm well above average intelligence and no, I'm not an underachiever. I think I'm pretty productive.
Racist.....not really
No, I'm not religious.

 

[PurplePlatypus]

-False; female
-True; 20
-True;
-True; I don?t know how class is determined but I grew up playing a fare few games.
-False; I?m pretty damn average and I didn?t do to bad for myself.
-False; Not to any level where I would say it is a truth. I say this because everyone?s supposed to be a little bit racist if Monty Python is to be believed.
-True; None-religious and none-theist.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

To me it just seems like a list of traits designed to correspond to Funnyjunk's key demographic. But hey, what the heck.

Male = Yes
15-25 = No
Straight = Yes
Grew up middle class = No
Above average int, underachiever = Not an underachiever
Racist = No
Non-religious = Yes

3 out of 7

 

[burningdragoon]

Should I be offended that the internet insulted my intelligence? Wait.. of course not.

Anyway:
-Male
-22
-Straight
-Upper-middle, so yeah I guess. Tons of games: more or less.
-How high of an intelligence stops being just "above-average"? I am a bit of an underachiever, but in the subjects I cared about I was an overachiever, so I will call this one a miss.
-Unfair, but yeah
-Above-average religiousness

I like how two of the items were distinctly "average" making it pretty safe to assume you'll naturally get mostly hits.