Nothin' Sucks More Than Soggy Cereal And Cold Coffee.
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My biggest pet peeve would have to be noisy eaters.. Whenever my girlfriend opens a bag of crisps, I have to "go to the toilet" for about 10 minutes, it just makes my temple throb after every single CRUNCH. And snoring.. I hate snoring... She does that too ._.
Those Slim Jim commercials that manage to equally diss men and women- because ironing your jeans or trading in a flashy car for a safe one is so... unmanly! And allowing your girlfriend to drive you around on her scooter? You should rather die! You always have to be the one driving and in control! And a scooter? Jeez, dude! Make it a Harley or it's like your balls have dropped off!
I let my coffee go cold. Know what I hate? How my sister and my mother constantly have huge arguments in public. STFU people are looking!
i know its going to seem trivial, and kinda cliche but i absolutely hate, when im talking to someone, and their eyes are glued to my boobs. Im sorry but seriously? cant we get over them and have a conversation?
and i like black coffee no sugar. Perfect cup of hot coffee in the morning, sitting on the porch, the sun just creeping over the mountains, greattttt day.
and i like black coffee no sugar. Perfect cup of hot coffee in the morning, sitting on the porch, the sun just creeping over the mountains, greattttt day.
So I work at a map store, but that is unimportant. What is important is that we get these....
last but not least, ooooooh by no means least.... these people are rare but the worst. Steak? Yea I eat steak. Hold on, wait a minute, I am here at work and you want me to......
..... well, actually that might work, grab some matches and lets start cooking.
So yea, that is my biggest pet peeve.
Oh, by the way I was browsing latest forums and when I read the thread tittle made me almost spit food onto my computer.
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I know these people are just doing their job but that does not mean that their job isn't !@#$%^&!@#$%^&!@#$%^&^$#@!@#$%ing annoying to everyone else, especially me.
.... people who want to sell me fucking makeup, NO! I AM WORKING I DO NOT WANT TO BUY YOUR FUCKING MAKE UP, I DO NOT CARE IF YOU THINK MY NON-EXISTANT GIRL FRIEND WOULD LIKE IT!!!!!!! then there are the people who want me to hire them for business card and flyer printing. WHAT IS SITTING ON THE GOD DANM DESK, FLYERS AND BUSINESS CARDS, THAT IS WHAT, DO YOU NOT SEE I HAVE THAT TAKEN CARE OF ALREADY, NO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR PRICES IF I AM FUCKING INTERESTED THEN I WOULD GO TO THE TROUBLE AND LOOK THIS SHIT UP
....buy steaks? DO YOU SEE AN OVEN IN HERE BECAUSE ALL I SEE ARE MAPS!!!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO BUY STEAKS FROM SOME RANDOM GUY WALKING DOWN THE STREET, WHO THE HELL BUYS STEAKS FROM A RANDOM GUY GOING DOOR TO DOOR, WHILE THEY ARE AT WORK!!! FOR THAT MATTER WHO THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE A GOOD FUCKING BUSINESS MODEL?!!!!? NO I DO NOT WANT TO BUY YOUR GOD DANMED STEAK I AM WORKING, AND YOU HAVE INTERRUPTED ME WITH THIS STUPID SHIT!!?!! Sure the ice cream man sells ice cream on the street....BUT THAT IS BECAUSE YOU DO NOT NEED A FUCKING OVEN TO EAT ICE CREAM. SIR THE CLOSEST THING I HAVE TO A FUCKING OVEN IS 35 METAL CASES FILLED WITH 150,000 MAPS!!!!
So yea, that is my biggest pet peeve.
Oh, by the way I was browsing latest forums and when I read the thread tittle made me almost spit food onto my computer.
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I know these people are just doing their job but that does not mean that their job isn't !@#$%^&!@#$%^&!@#$%^&^$#@!@#$%ing annoying to everyone else, especially me.
I hate when I have lots of change in my wallet. I feel like I'm losing money since I hate paying people with pennies and nickels and dimes and stuff, so it just kind of sits there. It just bugs the hell out of me. Also, iced coffee is delicious and quite refreshing on a warm day, but yes soggy cereal is pretty bad.
Being out of soda. Waking up in the morning and being unable to find my hairbrush or cigarettes. The fact that my ipod's charger is broke. Hrm...
I don't really have many peeves. Most of them are related to driving (use your signal. It takes next to no effort, so why not? And don't match the speed of the car in the next lane while on the interstate. Pass or slow down. Just don't clog up the road).
Other than those: Sneaking up on me is bad for both of us. If you sneak up behind me and you're withing an arm's length of me, I will hit you. Hard. It's a reaction. I'm incredibly jumpy.
Other than those: Sneaking up on me is bad for both of us. If you sneak up behind me and you're withing an arm's length of me, I will hit you. Hard. It's a reaction. I'm incredibly jumpy.
I hate how hotdog wieners and hotdog buns are never the same size. You buy the big buns for the big wieners, but there is just too much bread. So you buy the small buns for the big wieners, but the small buns come in packages of 12 not 6, plus the tips of the sausage stick outta the sides. You could buy the big buns that come in a package of 6 and the small wieners that come in a package of 12, and eat 2 wieners per bun, but you get alot of odd looks, and the bottom of the bun falls apart due to the weight of the meat.
While I'm on the subject.....heniz ketchup! When the hell did it get so damn runny. It used to be called the rude ketchup for a reason. Now you don't even need to squeeze the bottle, it comes out on its own...very quickly i may add.
While I'm on the subject.....heniz ketchup! When the hell did it get so damn runny. It used to be called the rude ketchup for a reason. Now you don't even need to squeeze the bottle, it comes out on its own...very quickly i may add.
Bullshit. In general, I hate bullshit. We're all full of it from time to time, but I still hate it. Hypocrisy as well. Seeing someone say one thing, then claim the opposite. This never happens back-to-back, but will usually happen if you give them enough time.
As for your original post, I like cold coffee. Ice-cold coffee. On ice. That's the thing about coffee. It's good at either extreme. If it's really hot, awesome! If it's really cold, sweet! Anything in-between is bad. Lukewarm cold coffee or lukewarm hot coffee. Yuck.
Edit: Ooooooh I forgot a BIG one. People who ask "What's wrong?" when absolutely nothing is wrong. They think something is wrong, then ask a bunch. I then get angry because they're asking so much, and then they claim something is wrong because I just got angry.
I GOT ANGRY BECAUSE YOU'RE INQUIRING SO MUCH ABOUT MY MOOD. SHUT. UP.
This doesn't happen to me all that often, but it happens so much to people I know with short tempers. It's as if everyone around them knows they're gonna be pissed about something at any moment, and just HAVE TO ask about it.
SHUT. UP.
As for your original post, I like cold coffee. Ice-cold coffee. On ice. That's the thing about coffee. It's good at either extreme. If it's really hot, awesome! If it's really cold, sweet! Anything in-between is bad. Lukewarm cold coffee or lukewarm hot coffee. Yuck.
Edit: Ooooooh I forgot a BIG one. People who ask "What's wrong?" when absolutely nothing is wrong. They think something is wrong, then ask a bunch. I then get angry because they're asking so much, and then they claim something is wrong because I just got angry.
I GOT ANGRY BECAUSE YOU'RE INQUIRING SO MUCH ABOUT MY MOOD. SHUT. UP.
This doesn't happen to me all that often, but it happens so much to people I know with short tempers. It's as if everyone around them knows they're gonna be pissed about something at any moment, and just HAVE TO ask about it.
SHUT. UP.
Speaking as a woman with a job, the last thing most of us want is to be asked out when we're working. That makes customers cross the line from okay to creepy and stalkerish. If you want to ask her out, wait until she *isn't* at work or on the job. I actually go to a diner where the owner's wife, when she's in, sticks her uncommonly large nose in my business and tries to set me up with male customers, most of whom I wouldn't touch with a twenty foot pole, let alone a ten foot.Tanksie said:
Hell, lady, I just want to eat and go home. I don't go to your diner to be set up by the dating service! Leave me the fuck alone and mind your own business! A woman doesn't have to be going out with some dumbass chucklehead to be happy. I know!
