Nude Man Bites Two Cops.

[AzrealMaximillion]

[link]http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2013/03/06/nude_man_bites_police_officers_in_milton.html[/link]


So yeah.....I live in this town. Its a small town. I already know who the person is. I've lived here 8 years, and with all of the weird things to happen, this is it.

For those who don't want to read the article:A nude man breaks into an elderly lady's home after walking around this small town's main street. He's arrested calmly. He, at the hospital, becomes aggressive and bites 2 cops.

Any....thoughts?

Edit: Since I live here, people in Milton are sharing a picture of the guy on FB. Its from the back, but he's walking on Main Street. Its a small town, so when I say Main Street, I may as well say most used street.

 

[Ryotknife]

[link]http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2013/03/06/nude_man_bites_police_officers_in_milton.html[/link]


So yeah.....I live in this town. Its a small town. I already know who the person is. I've lived here 8 years, and with all of the weird things to happen, this is it.

For those who don't want to read the article:A nude man breaks into an elderly lady's home after walking around this small town's main street. He's arrested calmly. He, at the hospital, becomes aggressive and bites 2 cops.

Any....thoughts?

he should thank god he doesnt live in LA, because there was an incident with a naked man where the police shot and killed him.

 

[DoPo]

Maybe...the police asked him for ID?


The only thing I can think of.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Any connection to the bath-salt-zombies? Is it spreading?!

 

[Qwurty2.0]

My first thought was that this was another Florida bath-salt incident.

But my god, it's spreading. '

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Any connection to the bath-salt-zombies? Is it spreading?!

This was my first thought, actually; another case of a Bath Salt High Zombie Delusion.

Really, Bath Salts are scary.

 

[Qwurty2.0]

Any connection to the bath-salt-zombies? Is it spreading?!

This was my first thought, actually; another case of a Bath Salt High Zombie Delusion.

Really, Bath Salts are scary.

Baths are scary in general.

Who knows what could be lurking in the depths of those waters!!

 

[AzrealMaximillion]

My first thought was that this was another Florida bath-salt incident.

But my god, it's spreading. '

Oh this fine Canadian town doesn't need bath salts for random shenanigans. Trust me, I live here. A few years ago some chick went on a mini rampage with a katana. Like an actual katana.

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

Where exactly is this place? The side stories mention Toronto...

 

[AzrealMaximillion]

Where exactly is this place? The side stories mention Toronto...

Milton, Ontario, Canada. I live here. Its being talked about a lot. Funniest thing all day.

 

[AzrealMaximillion]

Wow, it has been a golden week for strange news stories!

OT: *reads article* Sgt. Brian Stapleton said the woman was not upset. ?She took it all in stride,? he said.

Dude, if I found a naked man broke into my house, I don't think I would "take it in stride" I think I would hammer him over the head with a blunt instrument first and ask questions later.

You don't live here. Shit like this happens once in a while. Between some woman falling from a 4th story balcony (and living), the woman with the katana that went on a mini rampage a few years ago, the failed robbery attempts, and this. I think I live in a Sitcom.

Edit:So in essence, the woman taking it in stride is not surprising at all considering the buffoonery that happens in this town. He just added himself to the long list of local legends.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Sounds like the beginning of a zombie outbreak.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Ok, bit dated, but:

It's "Two girls, one cup" not "nude man, two cops".

 

[AzrealMaximillion]

Wow, it has been a golden week for strange news stories!

OT: *reads article* Sgt. Brian Stapleton said the woman was not upset. ?She took it all in stride,? he said.

Dude, if I found a naked man broke into my house, I don't think I would "take it in stride" I think I would hammer him over the head with a blunt instrument first and ask questions later.

You don't live here. Shit like this happens once in a while. Between some woman falling from a 4th story balcony (and living), the woman with the katana that went on a mini rampage a few years ago, the failed robbery attempts, and this. I think I live in a Sitcom.

Edit:So in essence, the woman taking it in stride is not surprising at all considering the buffoonery that happens in this town. He just added himself to the long list of local legends.

Huh, so when naked people break into houses, the biggest question on the person who's house is being invaded is how many sugars they would like in their coffee?

You do live in a sitcom!

She gave him a housecoat when he walked into her house. This is a "meanwhile in Canada" moment for the ages.