Obama: Kanye West is a Jackass

[CIA]

Kanye "wrote on his blog afterwards about how sorry he was to have ruined Swift's big moment."

I'm just imaging him on livejournal whining about how nobody likes him, while The Cure plays in the background. Pretty soon he's gonna start writing bad fanfiction and awkwardly hitting on Robert Pattinson.

 

[Irridium]

Well, he's right.

I'm not gay and I'm not a fish. I'm the leader of a generation and a genius.

That episode was on a lot last night. Funny.

"Makin' love to other gay fish"

 

[Random Argument Man]

Oh man, I can't wait to hear Kanye's response to this.

"Barack Obama doesn't care about black people."?

I was thinking that too!

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

"I believe that Humans and Fish can.. er... uh, co-exist peacfully together" George W. Bush

Not exactally made of win, but rather its a fail so epic its almost a win.

Not better than "Is our children getting dumber?"

 

[hungoverbear]

yep its official, Obama is cool. Oh and did you guys notice last night that Comedy Central played the South Park episode with Kanye West twice in a row?

 

[Kiutu]

Kanye West, friend of no President.

 

[HelbrechtBT]

I think it's good that the presidentsaid that out loud. It's good to see a president who will tell someone they are an asshole if infact they are an asshole. Oh and for greatest presidential quote of all time.
(My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.)- Ronald Reagan
Joking during a microphone check, unaware that he was being broadcast

 

[Spitfire175]

I still think JFK has better quotes.

 

[Signa]

Just ignore and move on. If you must, you can take the time to call him a gay fish, but other than that, he didn't happen.

 

[JackClandestine]

The VMAs thing was staged. If you can't see that, then you're a moron.

 

[CIA]

I still think JFK has better quotes.

"I am a jelly filled doughnut"

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I think it's good that the presidentsaid that out loud. It's good to see a president who will tell someone they are an asshole if infact they are an asshole. Oh and for greatest presidential quote of all time.

(My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.)- Ronald Reagan

Joking during a microphone check, unaware that he was being broadcast

You're right. That IS a better quote.

But this one could be a very close second. +1 respect for Obama.

 

[captan]

Obama thinks hes a jackass well that just proves one thing.... hes a jackass

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Obama speaks the truth. Kudos to Beyonce for letting the lady have her moment...classy.

 

[Spitfire175]

I still think JFK has better quotes.

"I am a jelly filled doughnut"

That one in particular.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

"I did not, have sexual relations with Miss Lewinski"

Cracks me up every time

Clinton was a master at telling the truth and lying at the same time. Truly, he was the greates American.

*tears up*

 

[crotalidian]

I still think JFK has better quotes.

"I am a jelly filled doughnut"

I beleive it was "Today is a day to be proud to stand up and say ich bin ein berliner"

 

[Nexus424]

They way he said it is what has me. So beast and common. It's hilariously classic.

 

[CIA]

I still think JFK has better quotes.

"I am a jelly filled doughnut"

I beleive it was "Today is a day to be proud to stand up and say ich bin ein berliner"

I was translating the last part.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I still think JFK has better quotes.

"I am a jelly filled doughnut"

Nah. Ask anyone with even a passing knowledge of German and tehy'll tell you he said it right.