Obscure Gaming Quotes

[oplinger]

I sense a soul in search of answers.

Oh come on...that's Diablo. Adria.

 

[Hazy]

"You did the right thing. Never doubt it."

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Cats always land on their feet, but I always land on my butt."

 

[Agayek]

"'You're both... FRENCH!'
'WE SURRENDER! AAAAAH!'"

Armed and Dangerous. Most hilariously awesome game ever.

 

[Agayek]

Here's mine:

"Cities always teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!"
"*squeak*"

and from the same game

"EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!"

"Fear not! I will inspire you all by charging blindly on!"

Praise Boo! The mighty miniature giant space hamster!

PS - Minsc is my hero

 

[Tartarga]

"Go for their weak spots!"
"What weak spots?"
"Their weak spots are... uh... I forget."

 

[MrGalactus]

It was mating season, how was I suppost to know it was your sister!?

 

[TUCKER95 x]

Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye,' and you were like, 'No way,' Then I was all like 'We pretended we were going to murder you?'[sigh] That was great."

 

[Aidinthel]

Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye,' and you were like, 'No way,' Then I was all like 'We pretended we were going to murder you?'[sigh] That was great."

I am very certain that Portal is not obscure.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

Character A: You look like you need a monkey.
Character B: Excuse me?
Character A: I have a very fine monkey for you. Only twenty dollars, American.
Character B: Sorry, I don't want a monkey.
Character A: What do you mean?
Character B: I don't want a monkey!
Character A: Why not?
Character B: Because I don't like monkeys, now get that filthy beast away from me!
Character A: Are you insulting my monkey?
Character B: I'm sure it's a perfectly excellent monkey, but I don't want it. Now please leave, I'm very busy.
Character A: Ten dollars.
Character B: No! I wouldn't want the dreadful thing even if it were free!
Character A: Free? You want my children to starve?
Character B: If they're hungry, I suggest you feed them the monkey.
Character A: This is a valuable monkey! My wife would kill me if she knew I was offering it to you so cheap.
Character B: You don't seem to understand, I DON'T WANT A MONKEY!
Character A: Infidel.

Kudos to anyone who gets that one.

 

[BelmontClan]

Paraphrased because I can't remember the whole thing but...

"...and what's worse, we don't have basic cable! Uh, scratch that last one."

 

[-Drifter-]

"You feel that something's not quite right."

Ultima 5.

Actually no, I was just adding onto the Fallout 1 quote. There's a random encounter where you run into a bunch of Brahmin going "Moo. Moo I say." In the text box it says "You feel that something's not quite right."

"'You're both... FRENCH!'
'WE SURRENDER! AAAAAH!'"

Armed and Dangerous. Most hilariously awesome game ever.

Never in a million years did I expect someone to get this. Kudos.

 

[-Drifter-]

"I made a mistake."

These are the first words you hear as the game starts.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"All fixed thanks to me!............Your welcome"

That sounds suspiciously like Damon Baird.

 

[pyrosaw]

(Chirp)"I'll give you some sparrow advice!"(Chirp)

Another one is:

Please take this cookie. It doesn't taste good, but please....take this bad cookie...I hope it's useful...

 

[Pholark]

"Well that was Fuckin' Ninja..." Someone get it. Really easy.

 

[ButanicXpandA]

I love to reload during a battle... theres nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet... into a well greased chamber...

-Revolver ocelot MGS1

 

[Agayek]

Never in a million years did I expect someone to get this. Kudos.

Yea, practically no one's ever heard of it before. That and the same developer's preceding game, Giants: Citizen Kabuto are some of the funniest games ever made, but no one played them .

 

[Old Man Neck]

It was mating season, how was I suppost to know it was your sister!?

Ratchet and Clank, Up Your Arsenal. I love that game.

"Well that was Fuckin' Ninja..." Someone get it. Really easy.

San Andreas?

My quote-
"Build ten more... WOOOOAAAD RRRAIDERRRS!"