Odd Christmas gifts
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I got given a Wii. not odd in and of itself, but I got NO games with it (not even Wii sports), no controllers, and I didn't own a TV at the time.
Well, my aunt and uncle used to give me this fucked up presents when I was a kid (ofcourse, they had hidden the real present somewhere else just to say "loljk!")
While I cant remember all of them, I do remember getting this little box of drops once. At that time I was so small I didnt get it was a joke, and as I was raised to thank people for presents I thanked them with all my heart for this little box of drops.
Another year I got draperunners...
I also recall something about a torn up, dirty bedsheet.
While I cant remember all of them, I do remember getting this little box of drops once. At that time I was so small I didnt get it was a joke, and as I was raised to thank people for presents I thanked them with all my heart for this little box of drops.
Another year I got draperunners...
I also recall something about a torn up, dirty bedsheet.
Last year my dad fixed the window on my mom's car. Well, it was driving my mom insane since it was always-used driver window.
And this year it rebroke. Yaaaay.
And this year it rebroke. Yaaaay.
I dont htink I got anything wierd. I mean, I got a snake once, but I wanted it so it wasnt weird.
But my friend got an eviction notice from his parents as a way of telling him to get out two years ago. it was funny.
But my friend got an eviction notice from his parents as a way of telling him to get out two years ago. it was funny.
My parents once got me a huge box, which I really thought was some sort of video game or something...
I opened it and found a russian doll situation with multiple presents wrapped in each other.
When I got to the last one, it was some paperwork for stocks they had bought me... I was like 10 or 11 though, and I didn't know what the fuck stocks were so I just burst out crying and was honestly pissed at them.
I feel really bad about it now though because those stocks paid for a lot of my school.
I opened it and found a russian doll situation with multiple presents wrapped in each other.
When I got to the last one, it was some paperwork for stocks they had bought me... I was like 10 or 11 though, and I didn't know what the fuck stocks were so I just burst out crying and was honestly pissed at them.
I feel really bad about it now though because those stocks paid for a lot of my school.
I gave my Master Teacher baby wipes, which we're always running out of in our classroom.
Also, I recently got a book called "Master of Illusions" as a present. I'm starting to think it's one of those presents that has an underlying secret message accompanying it. The message is probably something like, "I know you're not as innocent as you have led us to believe."
But I'm paranoid, so...
Also, I recently got a book called "Master of Illusions" as a present. I'm starting to think it's one of those presents that has an underlying secret message accompanying it. The message is probably something like, "I know you're not as innocent as you have led us to believe."
But I'm paranoid, so...
Wait... what kind of classroom are you in?Paksenarrion said:
The best joke present is going to be for my father. My mother and I bought him a CZ-97BD and we're going to hide it in a shit-load of polo shirts from a brand that he absolutely hates. He calls them "Bro-lo shirts" because of all the meatheads at his work who wear them.
I'm in a kindergarten classroom! They're wonderful, but they're also very susceptible to germs, so they wipe their hands before they come into the classroom to prevent cross-contamination. It's also useful for cleaning up lots of things, like glue and errant marker lines on tables. ^_^Scolar Visari said:
Oh, that makes perfect sense then. You look suitable for a kindergarten teacher, and I mean that in the best most totally non-offensive way possible.Paksenarrion said:
