Offend me

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

So lately in the news and on the forums, everyone is getting offended. The feminists, the christians, the muslims, the jews, the republicans, the democrats, everyone all prissy about something.

I on the other hand have thickened skin, and won't have a massive cry when someone says something I don't like. I would like to put this to the test.

Go ahead Escapists. Offend me!

EDIT: Lots of people have requested more information about myself to try and make it easier to insult me. Well here goes.

Male
Aged 17
White
Blonde hair blue eyes.
Went through serious depression. Borderline psychotic at one stage.
Live in the bush and rarely leave the house.
Australian living in Australia. Half Swedish.
Atheist.
Stretch marks on lower back from growth spurt.
Not fat, but terribly unfit.
Parents divorced.
Anime fan.
Watch hentai.
Virgin.
Liberal (I guess?).
Erm... that's all off the top of my head. Oh and also a furry fan as well. If you need more just ask ;P

Also, try and see if anything here insults you aswell. Or tell us what insults you.


P.S. Moderators, please don't reap the ban-hammer down on anyone on this thread.

Edit 2: I was thinking more, say something that will make me go crazy offended and demand an apology or death, not just random insults.

Edit 3: Making spur-of-the-moment topics just makes an ass of myself.

Edit 4: Although I do learn things from them.

 

[Magical029]

I will not bite.

The mods would come for me.

 

[manic_depressive13]

You have "thickened skin"?

Read: "I belong to a priveleged majority and have never encountered discrimination in my life."

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

The problem you're gonna have is the mods punish people for being deliberately offensive.

So, might I recommend 4chan?

I could never make sense of 4chan. Although I would imagine it to be the equivalent of getting lost in Akihabara while on some serious shrooms.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

You have "thickened skin"?

Read: "I belong to a priveleged majority and have never encountered discrimination in my life."

He's also 17. So a lot of the stuff that could really offend is still on the way. Coming like a freight train, but not quite there yet. Give him a few years and see if he makes the thread again. For now we should just smile at how adorable he is.

 

[Hoplon]

You have "thickened skin"?

Read: "I belong to a priveleged majority and have never encountered discrimination in my life."

He's also 17. So a lot of the stuff that could really offend is still on the way. Coming like a freight train, but not quite there yet. Give him a few years and see if he makes the thread again. For now we should just smile at how adorable he is.

That and puberty, that ones gonna hit like a well swung ax hitting a Mellon.

 

[Vault101]

Go ahead Escapists. Offend me!

ok then

I say judging on your info (age ect) you do not know anything and are just another privileged person who has no problem so therefore does not the see the problems of others

 

[Spinozaad]

You're a teenager. You know nothing.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

Not enough information. That's why I laugh at all the ridiculous internet insults like

Spoiler: This is 100% not my insult by the way, this came from some idiot

You think about being humped by a pig every second of your life

and they're absolutely terrible because they're based an incredibly limited experience. They're pulled out of thin air and have no substance.
So there's practically no way to offend you without enough information. So I call this "an exercise in futility".

 

[piinyouri]

You're a teenager. You know nothing.

But in time, oh sweet time will you know.

 

[yuval152]

You are the creator of The scorpion king 3.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

You're a big poo-poo head.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Your views on religion don't correspond to my views on religion.

Therefore, you are mentally deficient!

 

[Casual Shinji]

No way man, you're wanting it too badly - I think you're a wonderful human being and the world would be poorer without you in it.

 

[Andy Shandy]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[Colour Scientist]

You have "thickened skin"?

Read: "I belong to a priveleged majority and have never encountered discrimination in my life."

This.

You're a teenager. You know nothing.

But in time, oh sweet time will you know.

Also this.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Woah there, don't you think that's a bit cruel? I mean, I know he said he wanted it but there's no need to break out the big guns so quickly!

 

[DugMachine]

You're not even worthy enough to insult, look at you. Do you even lift?

 

[Andy Shandy]

You have "thickened skin"?

Read: "I belong to a priveleged majority and have never encountered discrimination in my life."

This.

You're a teenager. You know nothing.

But in time, oh sweet time will you know.

Also this.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Woah there, don't you think that's a bit cruel? I mean, I know he said he wanted it but there's no need to break out the big guns so quickly!

Hmmm...perhaps I was a bit too harsh.

To the OP

Spoiler: Just kidding