Offend me

[Scarim Coral]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Danm ninja! Oh well I will still post that video. double the power!

 

[Popadoo]

The fact that you feel the need to post this shows you have nothing better to do with your fucking time.

Spoiler

Sorry if I offended you D:

 

[Colour Scientist]

Snip

Judging by the OP's lack of response, I think he's actually been offended. That didn't take too long.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

The fact that you feel the need to post this shows you have nothing better to do with your fucking time.

Spoiler

Sorry if I offended you D:

Wasn't offensive. It was true

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Even putting aside the fact this is practically bait to get people in trouble, why would you expect much success when we don't know you personally and thus don't know what you would most likely be offended about?

There. Lots of personal info.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

You have "thickened skin"?

Read: "I belong to a priveleged majority and have never encountered discrimination in my life."

Googled it and can't find it. Link me?

 

[Spartan448]

The call of opprotunity was just too much to ignore...


*Ahem* YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMPSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBURRY!!!! YOU SILLY ENGLISHMAN! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!! *BFFTF* *BZZZZZ* *RANDOM NOISES THAT YOU WOULD USE TO MOCK SOMEONE*


There, I said it!

 

[manic_depressive13]

You have "thickened skin"?

Read: "I belong to a priveleged majority and have never encountered discrimination in my life."

Googled it and can't find it. Link me?

Can't tell if serious...

"Read" in such a context is "read as" or "should be read as". I can't believe I'm having to explain this.

Incidentally, it's hard to be offended when one hasn't even formulated their own opinions about anything. Going off "Liberal (I guess)."

Why are you a liberal?

 

[wooty]

You didnt state what your favourite game was, so it will be hard to fully insult you on the internet without that information.

 

[Basement Cat]

Male

Sexist Pig

Aged 17

You're so young you don't know what you don't know.

White

You're responsible for enslaving half the world and inflicting suffering and misery on most of the other half.

Blonde hair blue eyes.

Nazi

Went through serious depression. Borderline psychotic at one stage.

Psycho Teenaged Nazi

Live in the bush and rarely leave the house.

Seventeen and you're not even toilet trained. And you're a whimpy agoraphobe, too.

Australian living in Australia. Half Swedish.

You're a bad seed descended from a line of criminals like every other Aussie and viking mongrel descendent.

Atheist.

You're gonna burn in HELL!!! And I'm gonna look over the celestial parapets and watch you burn for eternity you damn Godless sinner!

Stretch marks on lower back from growth spurt.

Stretch marks? Did you give birth to a cancerous tumor or something? Freak!

Not fat, but terribly unfit.

You don't know what it's like to work up a sweat! You've never worked a day in your life, have you, punk?!?

Parents divorced.

I bet you never had any real parents. You just can't own up to the fact that someone dropped you off at the orphanage because, really, who would want you?

Anime fan.

Pedophile.

Watch hentai.

Pedophile and a wanna be rapist!

Virgin.

Dickless, you mean. How young were you when you tore it off from wanking too much?

Liberal (I guess?).

Wow, two for two--Indecisive and ignorant.

Oh, and also a furry fan as well.

Sheep rapist!


What offends me? YOUUUU OFFFFEEENNNND MEEEEEE!!! How DARE you breath the same AIR on the same PLANET that I LIVE ON!

 

[Rabish Bini]

This description fits you.

 

[JoJo]

You only made this thread OP because you know your "thickened skin" wouldn't protect you from real insults as opposed to ones you know aren't genuine like the ones on this thread. If you actually had any guts you would go on YouTube, find a video comments section populated by people you disagree with (from your profile, I suggest conservatives or hard-core Christians) and then go post about your opinions. Now that would be a real test!

 

[Angie7F]

I could never make sense of 4chan. Although I would imagine it to be the equivalent of getting lost in Akihabara while on some serious shrooms.

You see, I actually did something close to that, but 4chan is still weirder. LOL

Anyhow, I think its hard to offer any offensive comments to the OP since the information that you gave us is things you are aware about yourself.
The best insults come from angles you are not aware of

 

[CAPTCHA]

Why would I even waste my time when Skeletor's got it covered

 

[Seventh Actuality]

You post crap like this online in the hope that people will read it in the voice of detached intellectualism you imagined when you wrote it instead of, y'know, the same desperate idiocy you hear from everybody else's comments (because you're in the 10% of smart people on the internet, obviously). You go on a forum to say how you can't be offended and take a pop at all the crybabies who whine about issues you're sure you wouldn't let bother you, but when you encounter any kind of aggression, conflict or abuse in the real world from actual people you react like the moist-eyed little ***** to end all bitches...but hey, no need to think about that as long as you stay at your computer. No tough kids shouting at you from the corner or parents who see straight through your bullshit self-image on here.

 

[FamoFunk]

You're smelly and I hate you.

Oh yeah.

 

[Colour Scientist]

You're smelly and I hate you.

Oh yeah.

Wow, some people on these forums are really brutal. How do you sleep at night?

 

[upgrayedd]

Your preferred console/PC is an inferior console to my preferred console/pc

 

[Padwolf]

You're tacky and I hate you! You also smell. Yeah. I went there. YOU SMELL!

Did I win? I'm sorry, I find it hard to insult someone unless they've insulted me.