Offend me

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

It's the internet, how can you be offended by anything that anyone randomly spouts on it? =/

Someone drew a picture of Muhammed and got killed for it. That's the kind of thing I'm talking about. However I guess I composed the opening post a little too piss-poorly and now I'm getting the sharp end of it. Or were they just trying to insult me... interesting...

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Well I'd wager from the details, like many of my peers, that you've never really encountered much hardship beyond that depression of yours but then most teenagers are miserable little wastes of flesh at some point or another.

Frankly the reason you're not offended by anything is because you've never had the misfortune to be discriminated against and treat like a worthless waste of oxygen by everyone around you.

Give it ten years, have a kid, then i'll make dead baby jokes :3

OT: You smell like wee and have poor taste in shoes. =D

From the amount of dead baby jokes I've made, karma will probably cause my partner to have a miscarriage.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Now then, i wish you to know that all i am about to state is my real opinion, not some radical made up thing to try and win. It's rare i can find a spot to express this...i've lost a good friend over it. I'm actually banned from going back to her house, unless this changes.
1. I believe in and like where Hitler was going with his programs, i just think he went a bit too far with the killing...kill all the mental retards...ok! kill because someone has a star, or wears flashy clothing, or travels....not so much, they might be usable, their minds at least.
2. Also he wasted the bodies, the average American (6'1 180lbs) when properly condensed and treated, makes about 3-4 gallons of oil substitute. so an emaciated 80 lbs would make 1-2! if he'd done that instead of burying or burning, Hitler would've been a very wealthy man.
3. I believe 2 to be a good plan of action for dealing with Africa. stop sending money, start making fuel. The world is very, very gas dependent. You find a way to produce cheap effective fuel...to misquote, "He who controls the oil, controls the world"
4. My personal way of processing 2 and 3 would be based on intelligence and potential...not IQ, it's quite bullshit. Aptitude and probability for aptitude, all underachievers and non achievers...gas.
and final note...it could also quite easily be made into plastics and other oil derived products and chemicals
Humanafuel...for the future.

Opinions don't really phase me. In fact, I actually agree with a couple of those things oddly enough.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Go ahead Escapists. Offend me!

The problem is that in order to truly offend someone you have to know them personally. This is why I find it funny when, say, an atheist claims to be offended because they put a statue of the Ten Commandments in a public park. It has absolutely nothing to do with said atheist or their beliefs. It's something they might disagree with, certainly, but it's nothing to get offended about.

To be truly offended, something must strike at your very core, and just having a surface bio of someone isn't enough to come up with an "attack" that offends them. For instance, a racist going on a rant and dropping N-Bombs every other sentence is offensive to black people (at least here in America, and I can only imagine around the world) because it harkens back to a time period when nearly everyone thought that way and it's what led to an entire race being rounded up for slavery.

Simply saying that "you're a fat 17 year old loser who lives with his parents and will likely end up in their basement weezing over a bag of cheetos while pwning newbies in PvP WoW and thinking you're a badass for it" is just a random insult that's no more offensive than a Yo' Momma joke.

In short: when people say they're "offended" by something, most of the time it's because they've chosen to be offended by it. This doesn't mean that they were "truly" offended by it, it just means they're entitled little pricks that feel society should bend to meet their every whim. A sensible atheist sees the 10 Commandments statue in the park and just ignores it. A bitchy atheist files a complaint with the city.

You are a wise and intelligent man.

 

[Sangreal Gothcraft]

go to 4chan if you want to get offended, why would we bunch of nice people want to offend you ?

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

You have "thickened skin"?

Read: "I belong to a priveleged majority and have never encountered discrimination in my life."

Googled it and can't find it. Link me?

Can't tell if serious...

"Read" in such a context is "read as" or "should be read as". I can't believe I'm having to explain this.

Incidentally, it's hard to be offended when one hasn't even formulated their own opinions about anything. Going off "Liberal (I guess)."

Why are you a liberal?

Well I found privileged minority, just wasn't sure if that's what you meant.

 

[Lunar Templar]

I will not bite.

The mods would come for me.

this.

sides its less fun when the person WANTS you to piss them off. that and the whole online part of it, so much more fun to be with in reach of some one and watch reason over ride the desire to put me on my ass

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Anime fan.

*looks at avatar*

Zero no Tsukaima was a horrible anime that only destroyed anime for me.
Louise was only a Shana clone cliche who failed to be any fun at all.
Every other character in the series was also a cleche who stuck to the arch type through four seasons.

You insulted yet?

Spoiler: Because just the memories of this show are insulting me.

I love Zero no Tsukaima so much.
I mean it's got some issues but I love it.
Like at the start of each season some characters reverted to before their character arc for a few episodes.
They do get back into the swing of things after awhile but the transition can be jarring.

Also I've always loved you avatar

Knew you were lying

 

[Tiamattt]

You're a insufficiently intelligent person. Yeah, take that.

 

[OldKingClancy]

I can be pretty mean, let's try this.

You are nothing, you are pathetic, insigneficant trash. You would disgust me if I cared enough to even give a thought to you. There are dog turds on my neighbours driveway that I think about more than you. I would literally be sickened to breath the same air as you if you meant anything to me. You aren't even a cockroach, you're dried cum on the window, just there making the place look bad. If you died right here and now in front of me it would take me a week to notice you were gone.

Like I said, I'm pretty mean.

 

[loc978]

Congrats, you're like most people. Seriously. Easily offended people tend to be an extremely vocal minority in my experience. A large enough minority that you see a large number of them every day, but still a minority.

...and they run the gamut of ethnicity, religion/non-religion and nationality. Believe it or not, I've met hard to offend Iraqi militants.

 

[Dr. Doomsduck]

Oh, look another white male liberal who doesn't understand the meaning of the word offend.

 

[The White Hunter]

Well I'd wager from the details, like many of my peers, that you've never really encountered much hardship beyond that depression of yours but then most teenagers are miserable little wastes of flesh at some point or another.

Frankly the reason you're not offended by anything is because you've never had the misfortune to be discriminated against and treat like a worthless waste of oxygen by everyone around you.

Give it ten years, have a kid, then i'll make dead baby jokes :3

OT: You smell like wee and have poor taste in shoes. =D

From the amount of dead baby jokes I've made, karma will probably cause my partner to have a miscarriage.

Gotta say I'm in the same situation =p

I more meant when you've had kids of your own you'll find them sickening, I know that happened to a lot of guys I knew.

 

[Kragg]

You post crap like this online in the hope that people will read it in the voice of detached intellectualism you imagined when you wrote it instead of, y'know, the same desperate idiocy you hear from everybody else's comments (because you're in the 10% of smart people on the internet, obviously). You go on a forum to say how you can't be offended and take a pop at all the crybabies who whine about issues you're sure you wouldn't let bother you, but when you encounter any kind of aggression, conflict or abuse in the real world from actual people you react like the moist-eyed little ***** to end all bitches...but hey, no need to think about that as long as you stay at your computer. No tough kids shouting at you from the corner or parents who see straight through your bullshit self-image on here.

awch, hit like a sledgehammer, then completely ignored by OP, i guess you were right

 

[zelda2fanboy]

9/11 was an inside job! (I don't really believe that, but it's like the one thing that sort of offends me and question the intelligence of the person saying it. Not offends me like "How can you say that?" but more like "I can't believe you think I'm that stupid, too.")

 

[Jark212]

Spoiler

So lately in the news and on the forums, everyone is getting offended. The feminists, the christians, the muslims, the jews, the republicans, the democrats, everyone all prissy about something.

I on the other hand have thickened skin, and won't have a massive cry when someone says something I don't like. I would like to put this to the test.

Go ahead Escapists. Offend me!

EDIT: Lots of people have requested more information about myself to try and make it easier to insult me. Well here goes.

Male
Aged 17
White
Blonde hair blue eyes.
Went through serious depression. Borderline psychotic at one stage.
Live in the bush and rarely leave the house.
Australian living in Australia. Half Swedish.
Atheist.
Stretch marks on lower back from growth spurt.
Not fat, but terribly unfit.
Parents divorced.
Anime fan.
Watch hentai.
Virgin.
Liberal (I guess?).
Erm... that's all off the top of my head. Oh and also a furry fan as well. If you need more just ask ;P

Also, try and see if anything here insults you aswell. Or tell us what insults you.


P.S. Moderators, please don't reap the ban-hammer down on anyone on this thread.

Edit 2: I was thinking more, say something that will make me go crazy offended and demand an apology or death, not just random insults.

Edit 3: Making spur-of-the-moment topics just makes an ass of myself.

Edit 4: Although I do learn things from them.

You are a good person, and people gravitate to your positivity...

I'm not that good at this.

 

[axlryder]

You post crap like this online in the hope that people will read it in the voice of detached intellectualism you imagined when you wrote it instead of, y'know, the same desperate idiocy you hear from everybody else's comments (because you're in the 10% of smart people on the internet, obviously). You go on a forum to say how you can't be offended and take a pop at all the crybabies who whine about issues you're sure you wouldn't let bother you, but when you encounter any kind of aggression, conflict or abuse in the real world from actual people you react like the moist-eyed little ***** to end all bitches...but hey, no need to think about that as long as you stay at your computer. No tough kids shouting at you from the corner or parents who see straight through your bullshit self-image on here.

awch, hit like a sledgehammer, then completely ignored by OP, i guess you were right

Meh, it was okay. Likely too presumptuous to really be a solid insult.

 

[shrekfan246]

The problem you're gonna have is the mods punish people for being deliberately offensive.

So, might I recommend 4chan?

Or forum games.

But yeah, I don't think anyone will throw out actual offensive language just because you asked nicely, it'll get them modded.

If you want to get offended pretty easily, just go check out a few Youtube videos. You'll eventually come across a comment section arguing about US Politics on a music video by Linkin Park or something.

Hell, last night I ran across a shit-storm on a TotalBiscuit 'WTF Is...' video caused by one of our own Escapist members who said that the game in question had seemed like a kiddie game because all he knew about it was the look of the protagonist, so he wrote it off in his mind, then proceeded to get responded to for months and months about how he was the cause of SOPA (not even joking).