Offend me

[LordLucan375]

I too fear the mods so I shall instead grant you a do-it-yourself bigot sheet: "The (Liberals, Conservatives, Jews, Muslims, Blacks, etc) are the worst thing to happen to (America, Sweden, Australia, Narnia, Woodstock, The Mushroom Kingdom, etc) since the Irish. They should all be (shot, arrested, drowned, sterilized, forced to clean out elephant cages for the rest of eternity etc) or my name isn't (Brian, Kelly, Saxton Hale, Batman, etc).

 

[thekaas]

There is nothing wrong with the production and distribution of child pornography.

 

[Radoh]

I find you to be of deplorable nature, and that your views on politics are subpar and nonsensical.
Also, your haircut is silly, and your mother is not a very attractive woman, who then passed on her unattractiveness to you.

 

[Signa]

I'm struggling here. I know how to be insulting, but since I'm in the almost exact same boat (I'm 29), I can't think of a damn thing I could throw at him that would insult me too.

Congrats OP, I just wish the world was more like us.

EDIT:
I got it!

Spoiler

Peeple r sooooo stupid. I just herd 2 guys on the train saying the sun was a star. dumasses.

I'm paraphrasing, but I can't think of anything I found more offensive than that recently.

 

[LobsterFeng]

I love you. This thread is the greatest thread in the history of The Escapist. Nay, the entire history of the internet! You just keep on staying shiny, you beautiful man you. YOU STAY SHINY!

I have no idea what I mean by shiny either, but I'm just saiyan.

 

[Meatspinner]

Is it bad that i cant tell between some of the joke-y insults and the genuine ones?

OT:

 

[CarlMin]

You seem like a very brave individual and I really dig this thread you made and I like you

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

The problem you're gonna have is the mods punish people for being deliberately offensive.

So, might I recommend 4chan?

I could never make sense of 4chan. Although I would imagine it to be the equivalent of getting lost in Akihabara while on some serious shrooms.

Thing is, on 4chan you can pull something like this, complete with swastikas, lady gaga, a dozen hail mary's and a fistful of allahu akbar without even breaking a sweat.

So... yeah, no, this is not the place for things like that.

 

[geK0]

get ready for this one.....


I FIND YOU TO BE A RATHER UNPLEASANT INDIVIDUAL!

 

[PotatoLord]

I refuse to insult you, as doing so would only confirm your belief that you are "thick skinned."

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

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You watch hentai, therefore you are a rapist. You also stink.

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

There is nothing wrong with the production and distribution of child pornography.

You sir can get right the crunch out.

 

[Bocaj2000]

Get you offended? Are you really asking for this shit? How insecure are you that you have to re-affirm to yourself that you cannot be offended? What kind of smug, elitist, piece of shit do you have to be to challenge the internet to offend you?

You claim that you are "thick skinned"... how? It must be a hard knock life as a white teenager. You're parents are divorced; big deal. You're a virgin; good for you. I don't care. You know nothing. You don't know what it's like for your father to cane your calves until they get as swollen as your thighs; you don't know what it's like to get raped from the ages of 8 to 14 by your older brother almost daily. You really think you're hot shit? You are nothing. You are insignificant. You are dirt beneath my nails. You are just another self-entitled piece of shit teenager who thinks that he in impervious to getting offended.

 

[tautologico]

You are arrogant, and not very smart. A bad combination, definitely.

 

[Souleks]

Dude he lives in Australia he probably doesn't understand half the shit we say because of his third world education and he is a fucking furry which is probably more disgusting than the video of the Asian woman beating her baby to death and the video of that crazy ex-pornstar cutting a guy a part then raping the torso combined.
also the fact that he thinks he is liberal. probably doesn't understand what that is since he lives in a third world country.

Edit:
pic of OP

 

[Quazimofo]

Now then, i wish you to know that all i am about to state is my real opinion, not some radical made up thing to try and win. It's rare i can find a spot to express this...i've lost a good friend over it. I'm actually banned from going back to her house, unless this changes.
1. I believe in and like where Hitler was going with his programs, i just think he went a bit too far with the killing...kill all the mental retards...ok! kill because someone has a star, or wears flashy clothing, or travels....not so much, they might be usable, their minds at least.
2. Also he wasted the bodies, the average American (6'1 180lbs) when properly condensed and treated, makes about 3-4 gallons of oil substitute. so an emaciated 80 lbs would make 1-2! if he'd done that instead of burying or burning, Hitler would've been a very wealthy man.
3. I believe 2 to be a good plan of action for dealing with Africa. stop sending money, start making fuel. The world is very, very gas dependent. You find a way to produce cheap effective fuel...to misquote, "He who controls the oil, controls the world"
4. My personal way of processing 2 and 3 would be based on intelligence and potential...not IQ, it's quite bullshit. Aptitude and probability for aptitude, all underachievers and non achievers...gas.
and final note...it could also quite easily be made into plastics and other oil derived products and chemicals
Humanafuel...for the future.

oooh, thats..... ooooooooh. while i understand completely your logic, i can totally see why your friend hates you for this. its just, oh dear. that line about intelligence/potential being the deciders for fuel creation, just, oh man.

now, i do agree in part to some of your other points, but all of that all together.... lets just say i hope to god/yaweh/allah/jeus/vishnu/the god emperor of mankind/tzeench/khaine etc. that this idea in its entirety does not gain popularity.


OP: well, im among the ones who cannot really insult you, because i dont know you personally. some of these people are very good at this thread though, because some of the posts i saw would offend me if i was the OP, which makes me realize i dont have such a thick skin, though the crap people choose to be offended by i simply dont, which ultimately makes life a good bit easier for me.

 

[Quazimofo]

There is nothing wrong with the production and distribution of child pornography.

You sir can get right the crunch out.

define child

 

[Xanadu84]

No matter what you are capable of, no matter how hard you work, and in spite of all the useless assholes who get countless things that they do not deserve for next to no effort whatsoever, you will probably never advance beyond your current socio-economic class. You will inevitably find yourself discussing important, life or death issues with people who have no interest in facts who will be angry at you for pursuing facts, and the only people backing you up will be just as bad as the people insulting you. You are doomed to live in a world that has advanced to the point where everyone should have a high standard of living, but human selfishness holds it back, along with opportunities that would be life changing that you will never see. You also live in a world that genuinely believes that the death of a single digit number of pretty, photogenic first world county citizens is a tragedy that exceeds millions of annual deaths of people who happen to be brown and born in Africa in terribleness.

If you're not offended, you should be.

 

[Syntax Error]

Wait... Depressed and SEVENTEEN? That's freaking normal! And you're probably NOT depressed. It's just probably the very first incidence in your life that something didn't go as you planned. Which happens ALL THE TIME!